Help me ascend

[L1mbal]

Alright niggers, im gonna finnaly use this site for ascending after 3 whole years, so basically after 2023 i ascended and became a prettyboy and im currently the best looking guy in my school, the problem tho is that i dont have any gains, nor am i the tallest, like im 2 inches short from being the tallest, its not that i dont get girls, i get almost any girl i want, its just that i have an urge to be the best in everything possible, dont ask for my age just know my growth plates arent closed yet, i need to grow and build muscle, anyone pm me if you have any suggestions for peps and also give me a plan, my goal is to be lean but shredded since im just skinny rn, and be taller

@Gengar @JordanFagget271 @LTNUser

 

[L1mbal]

b

 

[UrFavSub5]

Consider reincarnation

 

[NatureEnjoyer_]

Holy larp

 

[L1mbal]

Consider reincarnation

How stupid fucking niggers on the org feel after spamming the same word for the 99999th time, cause it gets funnier right ?

 

[UrFavSub5]

How stupid fucking niggers on the org feel after spamming the same word for the 99999th time, cause it gets funnier right ?

Bros cortisol thru the roof

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Raw primal spam raw milk mixed with raw butter, spam raw liver and male animal brain with pituitary gland, eat 1 pineapple every day , 3 hours of sun a day, 0 stress never even set foot in a gym.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

How stupid fucking niggers on the org feel after spamming the same word for the 99999th time, cause it gets funnier right ?

Looking at an .org thread in 2026 is the same as scrolling a tiktok comment section, genuinely cancer

 

[L1mbal]

Raw primal spam raw milk mixed with raw butter, spam raw liver and male animal brain with pituitary gland, eat 1 pineapple every day , 3 hours of sun a day, 0 stress never even set foot in a gym.

Im already primal, i drink raw milk everyday unironically because my people descend from the steppe nomadic pastorialists, i drink raw pasture raised eggs, and raw butter too unironically, i will start eating raw meat from now on, i play in the sun for 5+ hours everyday

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Im already primal, i drink raw milk everyday unironically because my people descend from the steppe nomadic pastorialists, i drink raw pasture raised eggs, and raw butter too unironically, i will start eating raw meat from now on, i play in the sun for 5+ hours everyday

Glands organs pineapple and weight gain are essential for max bone gains tho, make sure to do that asap
Also tanning naked and making sure the sun hits your balls is optimal

 

[L1mbal]

Glands organs pineapple and weight gain are essential for max bone gains tho, make sure to do that asap
Also tanning naked and making sure the sun hits your balls is optimal

I get sunburnt easily tho, im trying to get more tolerant

 

[Deleted member 288890]

Alright niggers, im gonna finnaly use this site for ascending after 3 whole years, so basically after 2023 i ascended and became a prettyboy and im currently the best looking guy in my school, the problem tho is that i dont have any gains, nor am i the tallest, like im 2 inches short from being the tallest, its not that i dont get girls, i get almost any girl i want, its just that i have an urge to be the best in everything possible, dont ask for my age just know my growth plates arent closed yet, i need to grow and build muscle, anyone pm me if you have any suggestions for peps and also give me a plan, my goal is to be lean but shredded since im just skinny rn, and be taller

@Gengar @JordanFagget271 @LTNUser

dnrd but idk use botb or something

 

[LTNUser]

Raw primal spam raw milk mixed with raw butter, spam raw liver and male animal brain with pituitary gland, eat 1 pineapple every day , 3 hours of sun a day, 0 stress never even set foot in a gym.

Primal diet is not going to change anything
There is no evidence of raw diet changing your physical appearance

 

[Deleted member 288890]

Primal diet is not going to change anything
There is no evidence of raw diet changing your physical appearance

there is tho

 

[Scandicel]

dnrd but idk use botb or something

based

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Primal diet is not going to change anything
There is no evidence of raw diet changing your physical appearance

are you implying your bones are not made out of food?