Help me choose a haircut!!

Niklaus Mikaelson

Niklaus Mikaelson

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I had to come back after being roasted by Reddit normies on my hair and my "cheap" suit. Finally back to safety and reason. What is the ideal haircut for my headshape - most recent pic of me


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over
 
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Over
 
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i like your hair, btw you are gl why tf are you getting mocked:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:clown world
 
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I had to come back after being roasted by Reddit normies on my hair and my "cheap" suit. Finally back to safety and reason. What is the ideal haircut for my headshape - most recent pic of me


@currylightskin @Xangsane @Ken @Moggie @StreegeReturn @fucclife
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WB :love: Chad, I got no advice for haircuts tbh my hair is more cucked than yours after my recent trim :hnghn:. You hair in your tinder pics looked really good tbh I think the tiktok style suits you a lot and maybe the haircut you had in that ice mask pic you sent on discord I thought that was quite decent.
 
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i like your hair, btw you are gl why tf are you getting mocked:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:clown world
Redditors like to mock good looking guys , bcz they’re jealous
 
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I had to come back after being roasted by Reddit normies on my hair and my "cheap" suit. Finally back to safety and reason. What is the ideal haircut for my headshape - most recent pic of me


@currylightskin @Xangsane @Ken @Moggie @StreegeReturn @fucclife
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Redditors like to mock good looking guys , bcz they’re jealous
yes i think guys are haters and they bring others down, jfl at incels saying women suck but men are better when theyre in fact not
 
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You realise you just leaked your redit account right?
You can google that guys comment history and find your post. :ROFLMAO:
Most people in here know my Reddit account, that's how I got recruited
 
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Buzz cut
 
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over if you can't run buzzcut
 
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I had to come back after being roasted by Reddit normies on my hair and my "cheap" suit. Finally back to safety and reason. What is the ideal haircut for my headshape - most recent pic of me


@currylightskin @Xangsane @Ken @Moggie @StreegeReturn @fucclife
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you look fine, they're just coping.
 
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i just saw the thread on plebbit (gave it an updoot tbh)

i also saw the tinder pics, wtf you mogger
how many matches do you get? im sure you get many
 
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I promise you it won't suit me JFL had a buzz cut throughout most of my younger years, never again
I know, I was just fucking around. Keep your current hair
 
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These are the ones I've considered so far
 
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You realise you just leaked your redit account right?
You can google that guys comment history and find your post. :ROFLMAO:

Oh your username is in the pic anyways.
He only joined after Xangsane scoped him on reddit and made this account pretending to be him
 
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These are the ones I've considered so far

Those haircuts would definitely suit your head shape I think. I think 5,6 and 7 probably look like the best ones.
 
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i just saw the thread on plebbit (gave it an updoot tbh)

i also saw the tinder pics, wtf you mogger
how many matches do you get? im sure you get many
Stopped swiping about when I had 20k matches and 9999+ likes after 2.5 months
 
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Stopped swiping about when I had 20k matches and 9999+ likes after 2.5 months
fucking hell :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
and how many lays did this result into? you probably have the most insane stats ive heard of but its not surprising looking at your pics(y)
 
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I like the green jacket bhai
 
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fucking hell :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
and how many lays did this result into? you probably have the most insane stats ive heard of but its not surprising looking at your pics(y)
Around 20 different girls from tinder - been workaholiccel the past 5-6 weeks and sick/stresscel the remaining
 
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Around 20 different girls from tinder - been workaholiccel the past 5-6 weeks and sick/stresscel the remaining
mirin, makes the criticism you get from those plebbit cucks more hilarious. also the ratings also mean nothing because youre considered a 6 by those yet you have gigachad smv.
 
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just get a fade bro :soy:
 
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mirin, makes the criticism you get from those plebbit cucks more hilarious. also the ratings also mean nothing because youre considered a 6 by those yet you have gigachad smv.
Honestly just did it for fun after posting about haircut ideas, but giving up on the plebbits they are way worse than this forum JFL

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Honestly just did it for fun after posting about haircut ideas, but giving up on the plebbits they are way worse than this forum JFL

View attachment 1843066:feelswhy: - quickly went over and locked my door after reading that
wtf:feelskek::feelskek:thats definitely a guy btw

meanwhile its not my place to say that text is cringe cuz i sent way more cringier messages to my oneitis, if i looked like you i wouldnt have gotten rejected:feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswhy:
 
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Honestly just did it for fun after posting about haircut ideas, but giving up on the plebbits they are way worse than this forum JFL

View attachment 1843066:feelswhy: - quickly went over and locked my door after reading that
i wish you had been perma banned you bastard

im 1 step closer to roping thanks to you :lul:
 
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wtf:feelskek::feelskek:thats definitely a guy btw

meanwhile its not my place to say that text is cringe cuz i sent way more cringier messages to my oneitis, if i looked like you i wouldnt have gotten rejected:feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswhy:
I saw her post history, shes been verified in an another sub
 
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I saw her post history, shes been verified in an another sub
wtf lmao i thought it was a guy:feelskek:
well was she gl at least?
either way if shes substacy then imagine how rude she would treat her looksmatch or guys uglier than her
 
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Literal ethnics worshipping a successful white guy en masse ITT

This is why this forum is redundant
 
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people itt are retarded, you guys are probably the same people that say that Redditors are cucked and will overrate anyone. now when a redditor does the opposite, you guys say that they give low scores because of muh jealousy or to put people down, jfl

i actually felt like that redditor gave you legit advice, and his rating is pretty fair especially in r/truerateme
 
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i think this hair would suit you op, you have good enough hair density and your hairline is good (I’ve seen it). i think that tik tok haircut + suit does look kinda silly tbh, makes you look too juvenile
 
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