Help me find a new psychologist! (Serious no troll nigga)

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My current psychologist is like i dont know her age she is like 22-28 or smth. Regardless of her looks she is pretty unprofessional and perhaps a mossad agent that just wants my money and stuff. So i would appreciate if yall can SERIOUSLY give me good suggestions for what to look for in a psychologist.

I primarily chose her since she is Christian, nigga no i wont talk to some lgbtq+ atheist :lul:

Example or deciding factors:
Male or female?
Needs to b Christian (water)
Age ( here is the thing if they r young they can understand me better and more easily and it was easy to open up 2 her since she is around my age (okay not that mich but 10 years max) but when the person is older they have a lot more experience and can make more intellectual desicions)

Thats the only things i kinda value.
I think a female psychologist is better since imo females have more EQ

Help me out niggas
@Jensonsahighlander @austrianpsycho @Häb @Sandriguez
 
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Hello?
 
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Ughhhhh
 
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@Centurion_Hunter :trepidation:

Nigga @ragingmanlet help me out even though u think im larping

@LTNhell63
 
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How do you even search for a therapist
 
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I would say just try to find a christian woman (age doesn't matter) and go talk to the one with the best reviews
 
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How do you even search for a therapist
Online. On browsers there are like agencies and then every psychologist has like a summary of how they are and what they r specialized in
 
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I would say just try to find a christian woman (age doesn't matter) and go talk to the one with the best reviews
Thats what i did but she is fucking LDAR ropefuel, when i tell her that i hate my height, she stands up and heightmoggs me, when i tell her i wanna suicide she says that she cant stop me from doing it. Whenni say i want friends she suggests to make online friends and meet them irl (valid answer since with the given context it makes sense but still high risk to meet strangers)
 
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bump @greylord
 
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@Centurion_Hunter :trepidation:

Nigga @ragingmanlet help me out even though u think im larping

@LTNhell63
How tf do you want me to find you therapy brocel esp since we live in different countries
 
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My current psychologist is like i dont know her age she is like 22-28 or smth. Regardless of her looks she is pretty unprofessional and perhaps a mossad agent that just wants my money and stuff. So i would appreciate if yall can SERIOUSLY give me good suggestions for what to look for in a psychologist.

I primarily chose her since she is Christian, nigga no i wont talk to some lgbtq+ atheist :lul:

Example or deciding factors:
Male or female?
Needs to b Christian (water)
Age ( here is the thing if they r young they can understand me better and more easily and it was easy to open up 2 her since she is around my age (okay not that mich but 10 years max) but when the person is older they have a lot more experience and can make more intellectual desicions)

Thats the only things i kinda value.
I think a female psychologist is better since imo females have more EQ

Help me out niggas
@Jensonsahighlander @austrianpsycho @Häb @Sandriguez
Do steroids instead
 
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Just pray
 
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My current psychologist is like i dont know her age she is like 22-28 or smth. Regardless of her looks she is pretty unprofessional and perhaps a mossad agent that just wants my money and stuff. So i would appreciate if yall can SERIOUSLY give me good suggestions for what to look for in a psychologist.

I primarily chose her since she is Christian, nigga no i wont talk to some lgbtq+ atheist :lul:

Example or deciding factors:
Male or female?
Needs to b Christian (water)
Age ( here is the thing if they r young they can understand me better and more easily and it was easy to open up 2 her since she is around my age (okay not that mich but 10 years max) but when the person is older they have a lot more experience and can make more intellectual desicions)

Thats the only things i kinda value.
I think a female psychologist is better since imo females have more EQ

Help me out niggas
@Jensonsahighlander @austrianpsycho @Häb @Sandriguez
Why does she suck so much?
 
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Thats what i did but she is fucking LDAR ropefuel, when i tell her that i hate my height, she stands up and heightmoggs me, when i tell her i wanna suicide she says that she cant stop me from doing it. Whenni say i want friends she suggests to make online friends and meet them irl (valid answer since with the given context it makes sense but still high risk to meet strangers)
@Whiteboard7
 
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Get a male psychiatrist
 
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My current psychologist is like i dont know her age she is like 22-28 or smth. Regardless of her looks she is pretty unprofessional and perhaps a mossad agent that just wants my money and stuff. So i would appreciate if yall can SERIOUSLY give me good suggestions for what to look for in a psychologist.

I primarily chose her since she is Christian, nigga no i wont talk to some lgbtq+ atheist :lul:

Example or deciding factors:
Male or female?
Needs to b Christian (water)
Age ( here is the thing if they r young they can understand me better and more easily and it was easy to open up 2 her since she is around my age (okay not that mich but 10 years max) but when the person is older they have a lot more experience and can make more intellectual desicions)

Thats the only things i kinda value.
I think a female psychologist is better since imo females have more EQ

Help me out niggas
@Jensonsahighlander @austrianpsycho @Häb @Sandriguez
was a fucking retard lmao choosing someone who believes in a FAIRY TALE to solve all your problems iqlet lmfao:lul::ogre::lul::lul::lul:
 
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I'm not religious but I know you are

Can't help here so yeah
It was a good point though, God has helped me more than any psychologist. So I shouldn’t care abt them since I only rely on God
 
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No females wont understand you and besides physchology whores all are chad only 400 bodycount whores
Vro I want nothing to do with my psychologist 😭 besides that she isn’t allowed to have relationships with patients or she will lose her job
 
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Thats what i did but she is fucking LDAR ropefuel, when i tell her that i hate my height, she stands up and heightmoggs me, when i tell her i wanna suicide she says that she cant stop me from doing it. Whenni say i want friends she suggests to make online friends and meet them irl (valid answer since with the given context it makes sense but still high risk to meet strangers)
She can't connect with you brah. Most women can't :cry:
 
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Vro I want nothing to do with my psychologist 😭 besides that she isn’t allowed to have relationships with patients or she will lose her job
Not that but chad only whores loose their ability to emphatise with male patients ur just another atm
 
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Du Vollidiot. Anstatt mir deiner verfickten Psychologin zu reden oder vielleicht mit IRGENDWEM SONST postest du den Scheiß auf einem Looksmaxing Forum
 
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Du Vollidiot. Anstatt mir deiner verfickten Psychologin zu reden oder vielleicht mit IRGENDWEM SONST postest du den Scheiß auf einem Looksmaxing Forum
Manche Leute hier sind high iq du Hampelmann 🥹😭😭
 
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I primarily chose her since she is Christian, nigga no i wont talk to some lgbtq+ atheist :lul:
Needs to b Christian (water)
Are you a retard? Psychologist needs to have a neutral opinion to give more reasonable help, if she’s homophobic and christian, she would only help in that way. And if you are homophobic and Christian and also need a psychologist, she would just feed your delusions
You need someone who doesn’t think like you to get help
 
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Okay
Are you a retard? Psychologist needs to have a neutral opinion to give more reasonable help, if she’s homophobic and christian, she would only help in that way. And if you are homophobic and Christian and also need a psychologist, she would just feed your delusions
You need someone who doesn’t think like you to get help
obv she isn’t homophobic and me neither but I prefer someone who says “okay” when I say I go to church and doesn’t say “why don’t you go into the club” or smth
 
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Also (No hate) was hat das mit high iq zu tun einen verfickten psychologen wechsel durchzuführen
Hä ich will halt Meinungen sammeln, um eine bessere Hilfe zu suchen. Hätte jz wieder nach einer weiblichen Psychologin gesucht, werde jz aber nach nem Mann suchen
 
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Hä ich will halt Meinungen sammeln, um eine bessere Hilfe zu suchen. Hätte jz wieder nach einer weiblichen Psychologin gesucht, werde jz aber nach nem Mann suchen
Ja da hättest du doch auch mit deiner Psychologin reden können, wenn du ein Problem mit der hast ist es glaube ich besser mit ihr zu reden anstatt den Scheiß auf einem Looksmaxing Forum zu Posten (Aber ist natürlich nur meine Meinung)
 
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Ja da hättest du doch auch mit deiner Psychologin reden können, wenn du ein Problem mit der hast ist es glaube ich besser mit ihr zu reden anstatt den Scheiß auf einem Looksmaxing Forum zu Posten (Aber ist natürlich nur meine Meinung)
Habe ich ihr auch gesagt. Ich habe ihr gesagt, dass die Treffen mit ihr mir nix bringen. Sie hat auch gesagt, da ich nix mache, was sie mir aufgibt. Dass die Treffen Nix bringen.

Was soll ich denn noch mehr mit ihr reden? Ich finde es halt etwas unangenehm sie nach einer Alternative zu fragen
 
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Shut the fuck up and stop larping nigga
yeah yeah im larping u got me its so fucking fun ughhhh yessss the attention of all of you u all fell for it hahahha yes im larping.
:hnghn:
 
My current psychologist is like i dont know her age she is like 22-28 or smth. Regardless of her looks she is pretty unprofessional and perhaps a mossad agent that just wants my money and stuff. So i would appreciate if yall can SERIOUSLY give me good suggestions for what to look for in a psychologist.

I primarily chose her since she is Christian, nigga no i wont talk to some lgbtq+ atheist :lul:

Example or deciding factors:
Male or female?
Needs to b Christian (water)
Age ( here is the thing if they r young they can understand me better and more easily and it was easy to open up 2 her since she is around my age (okay not that mich but 10 years max) but when the person is older they have a lot more experience and can make more intellectual desicions)

Thats the only things i kinda value.
I think a female psychologist is better since imo females have more EQ

Help me out niggas
@Jensonsahighlander @austrianpsycho @Häb @Sandriguez
Make sure it’s a male. That’s the most important part
 
Okay

obv she isn’t homophobic and me neither but I prefer someone who says “okay” when I say I go to church and doesn’t say “why don’t you go into the club” or smth
no correlation with being lgbt+ and atheistic btw
 
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