Help me fix my mac please (shit computer btw, never buy it) 😁

[Skywalker]

….. keyboard is broken and none of the keys fucking work so i can’t login
i cant keep typing from the tablet it fucking sucks ass
i have bluetooth and wired keyboard too but i dont have the option to connect those and the stupid thing only has 2 thunderbolt connectors so i can’t conn ect the wired one
i don’t have the accessibility option either; i don’t see it/ for the onscreen keyboard; how would i trigger it or go to safe mode to get to connect a wireless keyboard?

 

[Skywalker]

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[Abhorrence]

why do people buy macs i dont get it

 

[Skywalker]

why do people buy macs i dont get it

Cause they re low iq

 

[Abhorrence]

Cause they re low iq

mostly foids buy macbooks they think it looks aesthetic when they use it in public

jfl at foids nobody cares about what your laptop is

 

[Skywalker]

Come on bro, i need to make my 200 posts today