Help me I might die!

[Banana ★ 🍌]

i stuck a sharpie up my butt! let me give you the story. All my friends at school said putting something up your butt while fapping makes your orgasms better to i tried it. I took laxative and empyted my bowels, after that i washed and wiped down the non cap side of a sharpie with rubbing alchol . it went in really easy and i didnt use any lube. i stuck it in maybe 2 and 1/2 inches into my butt (maybe a litle deeper) and fapped with it in (it was only in about 4-5 min or less, before i get made fun of i know i finish fast). everything was pretty much sterile and i didnt jam it into the sides. it didnt make the orgasm any better so i wont try it again.that was abbout 10 min ago and the only thing that happend is i farted and my butt feels like i put somthing in it. it dosent hurt just feels kinda funny. Will i be able to hold crap in? will i need dipers? will i get a infection? please help im really scared.

 

[ihatefoids88]

expert here! you’re fine you just shoved a sharpie up your ass for the first time, there isnt any long-term damage, just stop doing that shit

 

[Frizbreeze]

i think ur good bro icl; I mean people survive w shit in their ass for days so you're probably fine

 

[africel]

expect haemorrhoids its over

 

[Deleted member 76870]

Over for you
Most people do it without thinking about it but you're gonna end up with Delayed Pigment-Associated Perianal Mucosal Irritation Syndrome (DP-PMIS) retard
Just look at the description in the study lol

Spoiler: description

Description

Delayed Pigment-Associated Perianal Mucosal Irritation Syndrome (DP-PMIS) is a late-onset inflammatory condition of the perianal mucosa characterized by a prolonged asymptomatic latency period, with symptoms typically emerging 2 to 7 months after initial exposure.

The condition is theorized to involve microscopic pigment deposition within superficial mucosal layers, leading to gradual irritation, sensitivity alteration, and localized inflammatory changes rather than immediate injury. Because early tissue response is minimal, patients often remain unaware of the developing condition for months.

Spoiler: Clinical course

Clinical Course

Latency Phase (2–7 months):
No visible symptoms; normal appearance and function

Early Manifestation:
Mild itching, pressure sensitivity, subtle discoloration

Established Phase:
Persistent irritation, localized hyperpigmentation, altered tissue response to friction or moisture

Spoiler: Symptoms

Chronic perianal irritation of unclear origin

Mild to moderate hyperpigmentation

Increased sensitivity when sitting or during prolonged pressure

Intermittent burning or itching

Symptoms resistant to standard topical treatments

just look at this:

Spoiler

The darkening observed in Delayed Pigment-Associated Perianal Mucosal Irritation Syndrome (DP-PMIS) is attributed to a process known as secondary melanocytic upregulation triggered by foreign chromophore exposure.

It literally makes your asshole black over for you nigger

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