Help me I might die!

[Banana.]

i stuck a sharpie up my butt! let me give you the story. All my friends at school said putting something up your butt while fapping makes your orgasms better to i tried it. I took laxative and empyted my bowels, after that i washed and wiped down the non cap side of a sharpie with rubbing alchol . it went in really easy and i didnt use any lube. i stuck it in maybe 2 and 1/2 inches into my butt (maybe a litle deeper) and fapped with it in (it was only in about 4-5 min or less, before i get made fun of i know i finish fast). everything was pretty much sterile and i didnt jam it into the sides. it didnt make the orgasm any better so i wont try it again.that was abbout 10 min ago and the only thing that happend is i farted and my butt feels like i put somthing in it. it dosent hurt just feels kinda funny. Will i be able to hold crap in? will i need dipers? will i get a infection? please help im really scared.

 

[ihatefoids88]

expert here! you’re fine you just shoved a sharpie up your ass for the first time, there isnt any long-term damage, just stop doing that shit