Help me skip school🙏

[ZYGOMAT1C]

I have two tests today and im going to fail both of them, im skipping school rn and my sister is coming to check in on me in 30, my first test is like in like an hour and a half, what do i say to keep make sure they dont take me?

for context i told my parents my stomach was hurting this morning which was true, i just exaggerated it and i mentioned it to my dad last night not knowing i was gonna skip today (i decided this morning) and i said i woke up and wasnt able to fall back asleep which was also true, and that i threw up last night which is semi true but not very much and only becuase i ate and i am a runner.

please help me out give me a good excuse, a way to pretend like its getting worse before better or somthing beleivable, i fucking hate school

 

[Clqs]

Go to school lil nigga

 

[ZYGOMAT1C]

Go to school lil nigga

Noooo i have good grades and ima fail these test bro, i need more time i didnt study cuz i was being a chud

 

[ihhatemyself]

I have two tests today and im going to fail both of them, im skipping school rn and my sister is coming to check in on me in 30, my first test is like in like an hour and a half, what do i say to keep make sure they dont take me?

for context i told my parents my stomach was hurting this morning which was true, i just exaggerated it and i mentioned it to my dad last night not knowing i was gonna skip today (i decided this morning) and i said i woke up and wasnt able to fall back asleep which was also true, and that i threw up last night which is semi true but not very much and only becuase i ate and i am a runner.

please help me out give me a good excuse, a way to pretend like its getting worse before better or somthing beleivable, i fucking hate school

Just go take your test bro it’s not that serious

 

[ZYGOMAT1C]

Bump i need help please

 

[just_foidslayer]

just accept that you failed the tests and cancel the cortisol spike

 

[TheImmortalBeauty]

I have two tests today and im going to fail both of them, im skipping school rn and my sister is coming to check in on me in 30, my first test is like in like an hour and a half, what do i say to keep make sure they dont take me?

for context i told my parents my stomach was hurting this morning which was true, i just exaggerated it and i mentioned it to my dad last night not knowing i was gonna skip today (i decided this morning) and i said i woke up and wasnt able to fall back asleep which was also true, and that i threw up last night which is semi true but not very much and only becuase i ate and i am a runner.

please help me out give me a good excuse, a way to pretend like its getting worse before better or somthing beleivable, i fucking hate school

eat a raw onion to get teary eyes and act very slow move very little, don't raise your voice, make your room as hot as possible, drink a glass filled with warm-hot water.

 

[lit]

Noooo i have good grades and ima fail these test bro, i need more time i didnt study cuz i was being a chud

just dont go

 

[Palan]

Noooo i have good grades and ima fail these test bro, i need more time i didnt study cuz i was being a chud

Just cheat on them, it does not matter how you got somewhere as long as you got there lmfao

 

[Clayed.nas]

Im pooping

 

[Rick_bozo]

Boo hoo

 

[ndkillsyou]

Take the test but dont give the paper

Noooo i have good grades and ima fail these test bro, i need more time i didnt study cuz i was being a chud