Help me talk dirty

[IamImportant]

Got pretty lucky and found a girl that wants to fuck. We called on phone and she was masturbating and wanted me to tell her what I'd do to her (in a sexual way). I didn't know what to say and just told her that I was not horny at that moment which was obviously kinda awkward. If I ever get this lucky again, what type of stuff should I say? I made some poor attempts when we called, but those attempts were very weird to both of us I think

 

[Xangsane]

Got pretty lucky and found a girl that wants to fuck. We called on phone and she was masturbating and wanted me to tell her what I'd do to her (in a sexual way). I didn't know what to say and just told her that I was not horny at that moment which was obviously kinda awkward. If I ever get this lucky again, what type of stuff should I say? I made some poor attempts when we called, but those attempts were very weird to both of us I think

Can I do gardening with you?
Do you like cow poo?

 

[IamImportant]

Can I do gardening with you?
Do you like cow poo?

Man, this is actually kind of a big problem. I won't get opportunities like that often and I can't always fuck up this bad

 

[Xangsane]

Man, this is actually kind of a big problem. I won't get opportunities like that often and I can't always fuck up this bad

I'm eating cat poo, want some?

 

[Xangsane]

My name's Pajeet and I like the street

 

[Deleted member 17531]

tell her your gonna fuck her till her legs shake and she creams on ur dick, and that your gonna blow her back out
it gets them wet

 

[SexuallyAbusive]

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[IamImportant]

tell her your gonna fuck her till her legs shake and she creams on ur dick, and that your gonna blow her back out
it gets them wet

Thanks. This is actually what I need kind of. I know this is kind of a weird thread, but I need more of what you wrote tbh. Doesn't even need to be very detailed, because I can get a tiny bit creative myself ig

 

[Deleted member 19499]

What I do is tell them I wanna slowly eat her limb for limb as an Asian female shits in her mouth and a Dog fucks her pussy with its knot. That usually gets me off.

 

[AscensionMan98]

Got pretty lucky and found a girl that wants to fuck. We called on phone and she was masturbating and wanted me to tell her what I'd do to her (in a sexual way). I didn't know what to say and just told her that I was not horny at that moment which was obviously kinda awkward. If I ever get this lucky again, what type of stuff should I say? I made some poor attempts when we called, but those attempts were very weird to both of us I think

Tbh I would say that you can try to just get her to come in person vs her trying to blue ball . Be like " well you can find out in person, but let's just say its going to be a pretty wild experience". That way you don't run the risk of saying the wrong things.

If the girl is the type that is into the whole dirty talk to get into the mood, then the other comment first and then not elaborating more after is a better idea.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Thanks. This is actually what I need kind of. I know this is kind of a weird thread, but I need more of what you wrote tbh. Doesn't even need to be very detailed, because I can get a tiny bit creative myself ig

say some shit about how you'll choke her while you fuck, suck on her titties, finger while you eat her, etc
you have to make it something they can envision in their mind, i deadass made me ex cum thru text doing this shit because women's orgasms are mostly mental

 

[IamImportant]

Tbh I would say that you can try to just get her to come in person vs her trying to blue ball . Be like " well you can find out in person, but let's just say its going to be a pretty wild experience". That way you don't run the risk of saying the wrong things.

If the girl is the type that is into the whole dirty talk to get into the mood, then the other comment first and then not elaborating more after is a better idea.

Yeah I was trying to tell her I'd fuck her if we'd stop talking like that, but I misworded it to smth that didn't make any sense lol. She was definitely into dirty talk though

 

[IamImportant]

say some shit about how you'll choke her while you fuck, suck on her titties, finger while you eat her, etc
you have to make it something they can envision in their mind, i deadass made me ex cum thru text doing this shit because women's orgasms are mostly mental

Are you german by chance? It's better than what I did for sure, but it'll probably sound a bit strange if I just translate that.

Also when talking like that how do I need to sound?

 

[IamImportant]

I'm khhv 19 yo btw. Would it make sense to just buy an escort to teach me those kind of things and also have sex with her to help me sound more experienced maybe when I do this kind of stuff?