Helping out Feds on my appearance

[BearBoy]

Im gonna describe a very important feature of me that will help feds to find out who i am. I have 8 inches dick so that means the only way to find out who i am is to pull down my pants and jerk me off and it will only get to 8 inches if its a hot girl officer

 

[Vermilioncore]

Okay they’ll get the fattest hairy big fucking manly dude to come stroke your faggot ass off.

 

[BearBoy]

Okay they’ll get the fattest hairy big fucking manly dude to come stroke your faggot ass off.

I clearly said only a hot chick you dumb faggot you have bulging eyes and still cant read.

 

[JackTheKnife]

I clearly said only a hot chick you dumb faggot you have bulging eyes and still cant read.

What if one of the feds smell like beer and you get a boner?

 

[Vermilioncore]

I clearly said only a hot chick you dumb faggot you have bulging eyes and still cant read.

How you know I got dem big ass bug eyes

 

[Dr. Bludy]

This thread is the Multiverse of schizos

 

[JackTheKnife]

This thread is the Multiverse of schizos

 

[BearBoy]

What if one of the feds smell like beer and you get a boner?

Well then I have no choice than to put them all to sleep and jerk off to their dead bodies

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Dont forget to zip up his pants when youre done brodie

 

[JackTheKnife]

Dont forget to zip up his pants when youre done brodie

Diagnosis : No Bitches

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Diagnosis : No Bitches

Haha nigger changed his avi
No you still his little groupie his cums dna is in your mouth...

 

[BearBoy]

Diagnosis : No Bitches

How will he cope? You are visiting me in Germany soon and I will get you laid while he rots on here and acts schizo.

 

[JackTheKnife]

Haha nigger changed his avi
No you still his little groupie his cums dna is in your mouth...

Who?

 

[Dr. Bludy]

How will he cope? You are visiting me in Germany soon and I will get you laid while he rots on here and acts schizo.

Bearboy n JackTheKnife so I guess hes the one doing the back stabbing if you know what Imean....

 

[JackTheKnife]

Bearboy n JackTheKnife so I guess hes the one doing the back stabbing if you know what Imean....

No. what do you mean? fuck dumb.

 

[BearBoy]

Bearboy n JackTheKnife so I guess hes the one doing the back stabbing if you know what Imean....

No. what do you mean? fuck dumb.

You two give me a kiss on my hollow cheeks fuck! Im such a chad.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

No. what do you mean? fuck dumb.

 

[JackTheKnife]

I literally can't laugh by his posts anymore..what did he do..why he changed his nickname holy shit. Poor guy.

 

[JackTheKnife]

You two give me a kiss on my hollow cheeks fuck! Im such a chad.

ok close your eyes, I promise..a kiss

 

[BearBoy]

I literally can't laugh by his posts anymore..what did he do..why he changed his nickname holy shit. Poor guy.

Whats next? Dr. Brony?

 

[JackTheKnife]

Whats next? Dr. Brony?

I thought I understood the universe as a concept till this guy came. One nickname...all it took. Thinking about retiring to the woods. I don't need that shit in my life.