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Like we'd want her anyway 😆

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Screenshot 20250625 062108 Feeld
 
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Volcel
 
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still rings true
 
Mirin feeld app
All I do in my Feeld bio is mention my fetish :LOL:

I don't have anything else about myself in my Feeld bio.
 
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29 hahaha
 
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What’s your fetish :feelswhat:

Are you interested in cuckholding by any chance
No, my fetish is watching a foid pee.
 
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You should try cuckholding :feelshah::feelshmm:
I cucked a married 50 year old man back when I was 23.

The old man's 45 year old wife would go home to him with my whipped cream dripping out of her cooch.
 
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From what I recall, you live in Greece (and wanted methods to get foids)

I'd recommend Feeld (if they have Feeld in Greece). There are better foids on Feeld than her; I promise.
 
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I cucked a married 50 year old man back when I was 23.

The old man's 45 year old wife would go home to him with my whipped cream dripping out of her cooch.
Faggot?
 
i voted for trump.
 
High T mirin I wanna be you one day
I've had a fall from grace.

That was 10 years ago. I've only had sex I didn't pay for twice since then.
 
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Any advice you can give to a youngcel like me since you are more than a decade older than me
Unfortunately there's not a whole lot of advice I can give you.

I got that affair from Craigslist. Craigslist no longer allows sex ads.

So unless you climb into a time machine (to go back to the era when Craigslist allowed sex ads), I'm unable to help you.
 
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@Jatt

I never really learned how to seduce. I merely used Craigslist as a cheat code.

That's why I became an escortcel once Craigslist did away with sex ads.
 
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Makes sense what would you say your rating is like how attractive would you say you are and your physique
I'm a 6-7/10 (and was solidly in the 7s back when Craigslist allowed sex ads)

I am 5'9" and weigh 140.
 
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Makes sense what would you say your rating is like how attractive would you say you are and your physique
I'm a 6-7/10 (and was solidly in the 7s back when Craigslist allowed sex ads)

I am 5'9" and weigh 140.
You see, when it comes to getting laid, looks were never my problem. Autism is.

In fact, when my last Craigslist partner was messaging with me on Craigslist, she (after seeing my picture) was shocked I had to stoop to Craigslist to get laid.

If I was NT, I'd slay.
 
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