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PREVIOUSLY FROM MY DISTURBED VERSIONS OF SUPERMAN/FLASH/JUSTICE LEAGUE:
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Supposed one of the universes that didn’t collide from Flash’s fuck up has a Clark Kent not knowing Lois Lane. In this parallel reality, after activating his ship, General Zod arrives. Clark finds a truce and convinces him instead of terraforming the Earth, just enslave everyone because they’re fucking assholes anyway and rule the world like gods. This means Doomsday isn’t created by Lex.
Steppenwolf arrives and joins the Kryptonians. They agree Darkseid can be part of their fellowship as well. Suddenly, the setting of the multiverse collision begins. However, their universe avoids the debacle.
Bruce Wayne, Flash, Cyborg, Deathstroke, and a few others from the Justice League go incognito to organize a massive counteroffensive against the super villains.
One night, Bruce has a vision of Flash telling him Lois is the key to Dark Superman and for him to save her. Yet, he has no idea who she is. After discussing this with Flash, Barry uses Flashpoint and jumps realities to investigate this woman. He returns with a name and face. They find Lois from their reality but she isn’t a news reporter… she’s a hooker working the streets.
In this universe, Lois Lane didn’t become a journalist because of a high school party one night that led to the introduction of heroin. She loved it! She loved that shit so much, she sold her ass to get more and hasn’t stopped since. Bruce and Barry convinces her to kick the dope and save the world by fucking Clark Kent. She agrees.
After meeting Lois, Clark instantly falls in love with the fucking whore. Meanwhile, Batman has a plan! Together, he and Flash grabs Lois from Superman and he says while gripping her throat with his leather gloved hands, “Leave this planet or the bitch dies.” Ugh, Clark’s eyes turn red.
Batman snaps the bitch’s neck. Flash grabs him and runs off at lightning speed. They end up in a girls’ shower room inside a middle school. Batman reacts, “Come on, Barry! Enough of this perverted shit.”
Together, Batman and Flash leave and go to THE BAT CAVE.
Meanwhile, Superman, Steppenwolf, and Darkseid find the Justice League headquarters. They destroy everything and kill everyone.
Holding dead Lois in his arms, Superman is enraged with evil tears. Darkseid stands beside him and says, “I can’t believe you’re dragging her dead body all over the place.”
“I can’t let her go,” Superman says. “She muh world.”
“At least stuff her body with fragrances or something, she’s reeking,” Darkseid assures him.
Superman raises an eyebrow and replies, “I don’t smell anything.” He embraces her tightly as an unknown substance dribbles from her butt crack.
“Bro, you’re squeezing her too tightly,” Darkseid says. “Look at her ass, body fluids are coming out.”
Clark flips over the ragdoll Lois and sniffs her ass.
Darkseid gags and turns away.
Warner Brothers,
Do you see what you’re missing out on by not hiring me to write these stories for you?
Tomorrow morning, expect to see the following reviews and anti-spoiler threats about Superman 2025
As everyone on the face of the planet is aware, tonight is the early screening of Superman 2025 in a few U.S. cities. And Crisis on Infinite Earths, I didn’t get a ticket because I’M NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE! With that said, expect surprising reviews tomorrow morning. Some of them will be in the...
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🐦✈️ THE RED CAPES ARE STILL COMING! New Superman movie is a precursor to Justice League: Superverse 🐦✈️ [TLDR MASTERPIECE]
If I wrote Superman 2025, it would deliberately be boring. I don’t want you to get used to the characters because they will die later. Instead, I will illustrate a parallel reality like they did with The Batman. But the ending of this movie, ugh… would trigger a shitstorm of celebration when...
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NOW!!!
Supposed one of the universes that didn’t collide from Flash’s fuck up has a Clark Kent not knowing Lois Lane. In this parallel reality, after activating his ship, General Zod arrives. Clark finds a truce and convinces him instead of terraforming the Earth, just enslave everyone because they’re fucking assholes anyway and rule the world like gods. This means Doomsday isn’t created by Lex.
Steppenwolf arrives and joins the Kryptonians. They agree Darkseid can be part of their fellowship as well. Suddenly, the setting of the multiverse collision begins. However, their universe avoids the debacle.
Bruce Wayne, Flash, Cyborg, Deathstroke, and a few others from the Justice League go incognito to organize a massive counteroffensive against the super villains.
One night, Bruce has a vision of Flash telling him Lois is the key to Dark Superman and for him to save her. Yet, he has no idea who she is. After discussing this with Flash, Barry uses Flashpoint and jumps realities to investigate this woman. He returns with a name and face. They find Lois from their reality but she isn’t a news reporter… she’s a hooker working the streets.
In this universe, Lois Lane didn’t become a journalist because of a high school party one night that led to the introduction of heroin. She loved it! She loved that shit so much, she sold her ass to get more and hasn’t stopped since. Bruce and Barry convinces her to kick the dope and save the world by fucking Clark Kent. She agrees.
After meeting Lois, Clark instantly falls in love with the fucking whore. Meanwhile, Batman has a plan! Together, he and Flash grabs Lois from Superman and he says while gripping her throat with his leather gloved hands, “Leave this planet or the bitch dies.” Ugh, Clark’s eyes turn red.
Batman snaps the bitch’s neck. Flash grabs him and runs off at lightning speed. They end up in a girls’ shower room inside a middle school. Batman reacts, “Come on, Barry! Enough of this perverted shit.”
Together, Batman and Flash leave and go to THE BAT CAVE.
Meanwhile, Superman, Steppenwolf, and Darkseid find the Justice League headquarters. They destroy everything and kill everyone.
Holding dead Lois in his arms, Superman is enraged with evil tears. Darkseid stands beside him and says, “I can’t believe you’re dragging her dead body all over the place.”
“I can’t let her go,” Superman says. “She muh world.”
“At least stuff her body with fragrances or something, she’s reeking,” Darkseid assures him.
Superman raises an eyebrow and replies, “I don’t smell anything.” He embraces her tightly as an unknown substance dribbles from her butt crack.
“Bro, you’re squeezing her too tightly,” Darkseid says. “Look at her ass, body fluids are coming out.”
Clark flips over the ragdoll Lois and sniffs her ass.
Darkseid gags and turns away.
Warner Brothers,
Do you see what you’re missing out on by not hiring me to write these stories for you?
