Here's why lifelong semen retention is necessary for a truly joyful life

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(only a select few are capable of truly comprehending this)

And no, I'm not talking about semen retention as in "you'll be more masculine bro!" or some vain shit.

One of the keys to life is to live as though you were a child. This is when you had the most joy. "Growing up", "maturing" etc are all traps designed to make you a "productive" member of society, and destroy any free spirit inside you. How many times have you heard someone being told to "grow up" when they're having real (not pretend) fun?

One of the key differentiators between childhood and adulthood is sex, sexualisation, and all that perversion. Do you really think that shift improved your life in any way? Is adulthood more fun or happy than childhood for the majority?

This is why I propose the idea that lifelong semen retention is a complete necessity, as one of the keys required in order to reclaim that childlike joy for the world. Of course, by semen retention, I also mean stopping edging, looking at things in a perverted way etc. It's as mental as it is physical.

This is also separate from romantic celibacy. Your mind is so corrupted that you likely associated romantic relationships with sex, and think sexual relationships are the same thing. Romance and sex are entirely different in reality. Why do you think children can have "girlfriends" and "boyfriends"? I would go as far as to say that those childhood relationships, before any sexual urges developed, are way purer and more joyful than adult romantic sexual relationships. So you don't have to give up romantic relationships as an adult if you don't want, as they can be completely unsexual if your mind is right.

Next, dopamine hits. Sexual thoughts, and especially orgasms, are just hits of dopamine similar to drugs like heroin etc. The perpetual cycle of dopamine hits, crashes, seeking more dopamine, wreaks havoc on your life. This is where semen retention is again one key, but part of a lifestyle change altogether. Semen retention isn't the be all and end all, but the foundation for a good life.
 
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Dnr
 
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Probably true
 
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IM STARTING MY NOFAPP AGAIN
 
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Holyfuck high IQ thread. Very well put.
 
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I don't understand this puritanical attitude towards sex, I think you overestimate the impact of orgasm on the brain, it feels good, it's non-addictive, and when shared with a partner it furthers social bonds. I do agree that work is more or less unnatural, but logically in nature everyone should be hunting or helping with food otherwise.
Is adulthood more fun or happy than childhood for the majority?
I think so, from my perspective.
 
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I think so, from my perspective.
That's probably due to other factors making your childhood worse.
I am confident your sexual urges in no way influenced that positively
 
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That's probably due to other factors making your childhood worse.
I am confident your sexual urges in no way influenced that positively
Could you briefly describe what you think the ideal life/society is, or point to an example of one?
 
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observe but don't absorb
 
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High IQ Thread

Coomer minds cant comprehend
 
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Could you briefly describe what you think the ideal life/society is, or point to an example of one?
My ideal life would be living in a small house by the sea or in nature, in a comfortable warm climate where our bodies alone are adapted to live

Money would only be for necessities and some small luxuries, not something you aim for. Personally, if we're talking me in modern society, I would only work part time after buying the cheap house, and designate the rest of the time to hobbies, exploring, relaxing, maybe volunteering for things I cared about. In an ideal society, your "job" would be something where you actually have a designated role to support the community or help others, and you wouldn't have a boss, rather than some corporate bs like jobs today

Anyway, this is subjective

I don't have particular examples. But taking elements from tribes, monks, and some elements from regular modern life

But anyway, I'm antinatalist and my post was directed at more of an individual approach, rather than society. Although I do think society would be a lot better if people adopted this mindset in general too, but would obviously need to occasionally procreate to sustain the community
 
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imagine never using your cock and balls because muh ‘childlike joy’
 
imagine never using your cock and balls because muh ‘childlike joy’
And why exactly do you think you should use your cock and balls?
You're just a mental slave
The only reason you think of it as a positive is because you're addicted and need your next hit. No different to heroin users
 
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FUCKING BASED

worded it better than me

i agree 100% (but unfortunately i have sex addiction)
 
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Low IQs won't understand, you have my respect, and for anyone else reading this just kys if you think "NoFap is cope"
 
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