Hey escortcels, is this worth $150 for half an hour?

[uglysub8male]

I got some pocket change that I made online recently ($200 to be exact) and have been considering just saying fuck it and going the escort route. I’m almost 27 years old and still a virgin. My fantasies of being desirable to a woman and her having sex with me for free are likely just that, fantasies. I’m torn between spending it on pussy, a gun (just need like $40 more dollars), or clothes. I’m wondering if the 30 minute sexual experience with this chick will be worth it. I already started texting her. I will of course wear a condom and she even states no bare, anal or gfe so she’s most likely clean as far as diseases. I know she’s not smoking hot but she is attractive enough to fuck. It’s a shame though that in this world you would even need to pay to fuck a girl of such lower caliber but she’s the best I’ve seen in my price range. Every other escort site I’ve tried is shit or doesn’t look legit

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Landwhales are charging 200 quid for half an hour. Truly over.

 

[n0rthface]

not for her tbh. Most escorts look even worse irl.

 

[uglysub8male]

Landwhales are charging 200 quid for half an hour. Truly over.

?

 

[uglysub8male]

not for her tbh. Most escorts look even worse irl.

Yeah I’m scared she’s gonna look worse in person but she does do verification over video call but we haven’t done it yet and I hate video calls because I look and sound worse on camera

 

[Bonecel01]

Good tits, yeah she's worth it

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I'd say no way.

There are so many things wrong with this post. You're 27 and a measley $200 is burning a hole in your pocket. Why can't you just do nothing with the money?

 

[Dicklet3incher]

I got some pocket change that I made online recently ($200 to be exact) and have been considering just saying fuck it and going the escort route. I’m almost 27 years old and still a virgin. My fantasies of being desirable to a woman and her having sex with me for free are likely just that, fantasies. I’m torn between spending it on pussy, a gun (just need like $40 more dollars), or clothes. I’m wondering if the 30 minute sexual experience with this chick will be worth it. I already started texting her. I will of course wear a condom and she even states no bare, anal or gfe so she’s most likely clean as far as diseases. I know she’s not smoking hot but she is attractive enough to fuck. It’s a shame though that in this world you would even need to pay to fuck a girl of such lower caliber but she’s the best I’ve seen in my price range. Every other escort site I’ve tried is shit or doesn’t look legit

Its so over if any male unironically pays 150 bucks to fuck this jfl

 

[uglysub8male]

The more I look at her the less attractive she becomes

I’m more than likely gonna go with the Kel Tec p17 instead

 

[uglysub8male]

I'd say no way.

There are so many things wrong with this post. You're 27 and a measley $200 is burning a hole in your pocket. Why can't you just do nothing with the money?

 

[uglysub8male]

Good tits, yeah she's worth it

Yeah they look pretty big but I need a better look

 

[alurmo]

shes worth it bhai ur good

 

[uglysub8male]

Its so over if any male unironically pays 150 bucks to fuck this jfl

How much do you pay and how do they look?

 

[emeraldglass]

I got some pocket change that I made online recently ($200 to be exact) and have been considering just saying fuck it and going the escort route. I’m almost 27 years old and still a virgin. My fantasies of being desirable to a woman and her having sex with me for free are likely just that, fantasies. I’m torn between spending it on pussy, a gun (just need like $40 more dollars), or clothes. I’m wondering if the 30 minute sexual experience with this chick will be worth it. I already started texting her. I will of course wear a condom and she even states no bare, anal or gfe so she’s most likely clean as far as diseases. I know she’s not smoking hot but she is attractive enough to fuck. It’s a shame though that in this world you would even need to pay to fuck a girl of such lower caliber but she’s the best I’ve seen in my price range. Every other escort site I’ve tried is shit or doesn’t look legit

Just buy a gun bro it will last longer and be of more use.

 

[alurmo]

Yeah they look pretty big but I need a better look

i mean dont expect to see extremely good looking stacies being escorts

 

[uglysub8male]

i mean dont expect to see extremely good looking stacies being escorts

I’ve seen a few but of course they’re expensive

 

[Dicklet3incher]

How much do you pay and how do they look?

Im not escortceling , But where i live, Its standard for 50 bucks to fuck women 10 times hotter whan whatever is in the OP jfl

 

[uglysub8male]

Just buy a gun bro it will last longer and be of more use.

Yeah I’ve wanted a gun for so long

 

[emeraldglass]

Yeah I’ve wanted a gun for so long

Buy it

 

[uglysub8male]

Im not escortceling , But where i live, Its standard for 50 bucks to fuck women 10 times hotter whan whatever is in the OP jfl

Where do you live and post one

 

[emeraldglass]

Buy it

Sex gratification is only temporary but a gun is there for long.

 

[uglysub8male]

Sex gratification is only temporary but a gun is there for long.

Yeah I thought the same and will probably regret it more since I’m a broke ass nigga with no job so it’s not like I can make it back easily

 

[Veganist]

yes, if she has good reviews don't think about it

 

[Dicklet3incher]

Where do you live and post one

Im from some balkan shithole it doesnt matter everything is cheaper here i guess, I suppose you are from a westerner country thats propably why everything is more inflated, Im too lazy to find one specifically because i dont escortcell myself, But i have heard from others their experiences and its basically only 50 bucks to fuck a escort that 99% of men would wanna fuck

 

[uglysub8male]

yes, if she has good reviews don't think about it

Fuuuuuuck I do wanna bust a nut with a woman for once in my life and not alone in a towel or dirty clothes

 

[uglysub8male]

Im from some balkan shithole it doesnt matter everything is cheaper here i guess, I suppose you are from a westerner country thats propably why everything is more inflated, Im too lazy to find one specifically because i dont escortcell myself, But i have heard from others their experiences and its basically only 50 bucks to fuck a escort that 99% of men would wanna fuck

Yeah well we have to take what we can get over here. I wish I could find a desperate hot teen girl who needs money for college to fuck tbh

 

[deepfuckingvalue]

I got some pocket change that I made online recently ($200 to be exact)

Don’t disrespect your business efforts by wasting the money on an escort, especially not this low quality one.

 

[sub5outsider]

30 min for first time its okay best escorts in my opinion are the ones who are 30 plus dont go for young because they look good but they wont fuck you good in your case go for more expirienced women

 

[Nims]

I got some pocket change that I made online recently ($200 to be exact) and have been considering just saying fuck it and going the escort route. I’m almost 27 years old and still a virgin. My fantasies of being desirable to a woman and her having sex with me for free are likely just that, fantasies. I’m torn between spending it on pussy, a gun (just need like $40 more dollars), or clothes. I’m wondering if the 30 minute sexual experience with this chick will be worth it. I already started texting her. I will of course wear a condom and she even states no bare, anal or gfe so she’s most likely clean as far as diseases. I know she’s not smoking hot but she is attractive enough to fuck. It’s a shame though that in this world you would even need to pay to fuck a girl of such lower caliber but she’s the best I’ve seen in my price range.

Idk what its like in america but in the UK £117($150) is quite reasonable for 30 minutes.
I would make sure to enquire with her what she means by no GFE as that kinda encompasses a lot of things (Hugging, Kissing etc).

 

[Gonthar]

The more I look at her the less attractive she becomes

I’m more than likely gonna go with the Kel Tec p17 instead

What are you gonna do with that?

 

[uglysub8male]

What are you gonna do with that?

Fun and self defense. Also in my state you can carry without a permit

 

[Gonthar]

Fun and self defense. Also in my state you can carry without a permit

That's kind of a cheap, unreliable and under-powered gun, not very suitable for self defense...

 

[VisageVirtuoso√]

I got some pocket change that I made online recently ($200 to be exact) and have been considering just saying fuck it and going the escort route. I’m almost 27 years old and still a virgin. My fantasies of being desirable to a woman and her having sex with me for free are likely just that, fantasies. I’m torn between spending it on pussy, a gun (just need like $40 more dollars), or clothes. I’m wondering if the 30 minute sexual experience with this chick will be worth it. I already started texting her. I will of course wear a condom and she even states no bare, anal or gfe so she’s most likely clean as far as diseases. I know she’s not smoking hot but she is attractive enough to fuck. It’s a shame though that in this world you would even need to pay to fuck a girl of such lower caliber but she’s the best I’ve seen in my price range. Every other escort site I’ve tried is shit or doesn’t look legit

Idk about much about escorts
But if I had to choose I would have save up lil more money and def go for Gun bhai

 

[uglysub8male]

That's kind of a cheap, unreliable and under-powered gun, not very suitable for self defense...

Are you a gun owner? I’ve heard nothing but good in every video I’ve watched by gun experts on YouTube. Also, like I said I don’t have much money and it would be my first gun. It’s mostly for fun but I’m sure it would do what a gun is supposed to do in an unlikely self defense situation. Whenever I do get a job I do plan on buying more but a gun doesn’t need to be expensive to be good. What are the best guns in your opinion?

 

[Gonthar]

Are you a gun owner? I’ve heard nothing but good in every video I’ve watched by gun experts on YouTube.

Have you read the comments under those videos? Lots of people complaining about them being unreliable, Keltec is pretty notorious for this...

 

[Gonthar]

Are you a gun owner? I’ve heard nothing but good in every video I’ve watched by gun experts on YouTube.

Have you read the comments under those videos? Lots of people complaining about them being unreliable, Keltec is pretty notorious for this...

What are the best guns in your opinion?

You should stick with more established companies like Glock, Smith&Wesson, SIG Sauer, Ruger, Colt, Walther, etc.

 

[Chinacurry]

Won't comment on the foid, but I'm gonna guess escortcelling is really unfulfilling idk.

It's no different to fucking stupid uni students and u will just feel empty and have more self hate once u done.

Ur 27, y u not focusing on urself?

 

[PrinceofDarkness]

Don’t do it nigga. You’ll probably get cops instead and then ur life is truly beyond over

 

[uglysub8male]

Have you read the comments under those videos? Lots of people complaining about them being unreliable, Keltec is pretty notorious for this...

Oh well. Still wanna get it. I’ll listen to the experts who I can actually see shooting it. I’m not getting it because I fear for my life and I’m sure I’ll be better off with any gun than none if I ever did

 

[uglysub8male]

You should stick with more established companies like Glock, Smith&Wesson, SIG Sauer, Ruger, Colt, Walther, etc.

I was considering the Ruger lcp and like the look but it seems too small, has less round capacity and actually less powered. Most of those guns are out of my price range like I already stated

 

[Chinacurry]

Won't comment on the foid, but I'm gonna guess escortcelling is really unfulfilling idk.

It's no different to fucking stupid uni students and u will just feel empty and have more self hate once u done.

Ur 27, y u not focusing on urself?

 

[try2beme]

Landwhales are charging 200 quid for half an hour. Truly over.

So low T

 

[uglysub8male]

Won't comment on the foid, but I'm gonna guess escortcelling is really unfulfilling idk.

It's no different to fucking stupid uni students and u will just feel empty and have more self hate once u done.

Ur 27, y u not focusing on urself?

Oh no not the “sEx oUtSidE oF a LtR iS unFulliNg” bs. I’m more than sure I would be very fulfilled with a one night stand with a hot young college chick that I didn’t have to pay to fuck. You’re right about escortcelling not seeming fulfilling but to say it’s no different than hooking up with a girl who you don’t have to pay and who has genuine sexual desire for you is plain wrong and retarded. Really shows the different worlds we live. Also, asking why I’m not “fOcuSinG oN mYseLf” for daring to want to have sex already when I’m only a few years from 30 is even more retarded and I advise you to kys

 

[uglysub8male]

Don’t do it nigga. You’ll probably get cops instead and then ur life is truly beyond over

Going to jail for a misdemeanor is not going to make my life any worse and in fact will make it more interesting as I could say I went to jail before and pretend to have some street cred

 

[St.TikTokcel]

I’m only a few years from 30 is even more retarded and I advise you to kys

Keep grinding, broski.

about going to jail and pretend to have some street cred

Your physiognomy won't match it unless you're some robust ogre

 

[uglysub8male]

Keep grinding, broski.

Your physiognomy won't match it unless you're some robust ogre

I’m a 6’1, 200 something pound black orge and no being 6’1 or black never helped me with women

 

[Lysine]

30 min for first time its okay best escorts in my opinion are the ones who are 30 plus dont go for young because they look good but they wont fuck you good in your case go for more expirienced women

legit

 

[maxxmclooks]

hell nah, prolly wouldnt even talk to her in a club

 

[uglysub8male]

hell nah, prolly wouldnt even talk to her in a club

Of course you wouldn’t Chad. Us subhumans can’t talk to any woman tho

 

[maxxmclooks]

Of course you wouldn’t Chad. Us subhumans can’t talk to any woman tho

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