Hey escortcels, is this worth $150 for half an hour?

I was checking escort websites out of curiosity and asking for €100 for half an hour or an hour seemed normal, others charged €200 or €250. For escorts, that’s a normal price but for public prostitutes it’s not.
 
I decided to visit escorts once I turn 30 because I’m a dateless KHHV myself. I won’t be going all the way but just for blowjobs. Besides, civilian girls would have trouble sucking my dick but escorts will hopefully have no problems with the size.
 
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Having sex with a condom is cucked
 
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Just buy a gun bro it will last longer and be of more use.
Bad idea. He might use it on himself. Being a 26 year old virgin can do that to you.
 
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Im from some balkan shithole it doesnt matter everything is cheaper here i guess, I suppose you are from a westerner country thats propably why everything is more inflated, Im too lazy to find one specifically because i dont escortcell myself, But i have heard from others their experiences and its basically only 50 bucks to fuck a escort that 99% of men would wanna fuck
Why don’t you escortmaxx? If anyone’s going to tolerate a 3 inch penis, it’s escorts. :hnghn:
 
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He’s going to have sex with an escort. It’s best to wear a condom.
Having sex with a condom is always bad though


He won't be getting his money's worth and PNC will hit him like a train
 
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Fuuuuuuck I do wanna bust a nut with a woman for once in my life and not alone in a towel or dirty clothes :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:
I don’t want to bust nuts in women because I don’t want kids. The pains of wanting to lose your v-card but also not wanting to risk parenthood. :feelsrope:
 
I’m a 6’1, 200 something pound black orge and no being 6’1 or black never helped me with women
You’re black? I thought you were white. This is very unsettling.
 
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Bad idea. He might use it on himself. Being a 26 year old virgin can do that to you.
Nah I wouldn’t. I still have the desire to live. I just have an interest in guns
 
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I decided to visit escorts once I turn 30 because I’m a dateless KHHV myself. I won’t be going all the way but just for blowjobs. Besides, civilian girls would have trouble sucking my dick but escorts will hopefully have no problems with the size.
Why not escortcel now?
 
I’m a 6’1, 200 something pound black orge and no being 6’1 or black never helped me with women
Fakecel doofus. If you are actually a black ogre, you could have sex with women like her for free
 
Cope everything that matters is the tits shape
Cope. Anyone can get fake tits, even I can. JFL.
Having sex with a condom is always bad though


He won't be getting his money's worth and PNC will hit him like a train
If you don’t want kids like me then condom sex is good. Just get very thin condoms instead. There’s a brand that produces very thin condoms, not talking about Durex but Okamoto / Sagami. They sell condoms as thin as 0.01 mm.
 
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Why not escortcel now?
Because I want to become a wizard first. Already made it this far, would be stupid to throw it all away, no? I’m not going to be like my brother who lost his virginity at 28 (to his wife).
 
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I don’t want to bust nuts in women because I don’t want kids. The pains of wanting to lose your v-card but also not wanting to risk parenthood. :feelsrope:
You bust a nut ON them
 
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Nah I wouldn’t. I still have the desire to live. I just have an interest in guns
If you can promise me you won’t turn it on yourself then I’d also say get a gun then. Or otherwise, don’t go all the way immediately and just have your dick sucked first to see how you’re feeling after you bust a nut. That’s what I’m planning on doing once I’m 30.
 
You’re black? I thought you were white. This is very unsettling.
Blackcels exist. Probably more than whites since white men even if less attractive are more desired than black men even if more attractive than the less attractive white
 
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You bust a nut ON them
Try to find a better escort broski


$150 for temporary pleasure with no feelings attached will gurantee that you'll get hit with the worst PNC ever in your life.


At least make it your money's worth by raw dogging it with another escort who would be willing to do it
 
Fakecel doofus. If you are actually a black ogre, you could have sex with women like her for free
Well I’m sub 5 and also have a speech impediment, low social skills possibly due to being non NT and social anxiety
 
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Blackcels exist. Probably more than whites since white men even if less attractive are more desired than black men even if more attractive than the less attractive white
I know they exist, but that’s generally a personality problem. They don’t have it in them to be thugmaxxed to attract trashy LTBs or not NT enough to attract better. One of my OG bhais in the incel community is also a black ogre (face looks good enough, but he’s a gymcel) I’ve been in touch with since 2017.
 
If you can promise me you won’t turn it on yourself then I’d also say get a gun then. Or otherwise, don’t go all the way immediately and just have your dick sucked first to see how you’re feeling after you bust a nut. That’s what I’m planning on doing once I’m 30.
I was thinking about getting one of those Nuru massages. Every girl who does them charge about the same price but there aren’t many of them and I can’t find a website specifically for them. I want to see the girls online and not go into a massage parlor not knowing how they look first
 
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I prefer natural and I think they are
If you’ve got pics of her tits, send it to me and I can see if they’re real or not (perks of being a coomer).
 
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Try to find a better escort broski


$150 for temporary pleasure with no feelings attached will gurantee that you'll get hit with the worst PNC ever in your life.


At least make it your money's worth by raw dogging it with another escort who would be willing to do it
Nigga I ain’t raw dogging a prostitute
 
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Oh no not the “sEx oUtSidE oF a LtR iS unFulliNg” bs. I’m more than sure I would be very fulfilled with a one night stand with a hot young college chick that I didn’t have to pay to fuck. You’re right about escortcelling not seeming fulfilling but to say it’s no different than hooking up with a girl who you don’t have to pay and who has genuine sexual desire for you is plain wrong and retarded. Really shows the different worlds we live. Also, asking why I’m not “fOcuSinG oN mYseLf” for daring to want to have sex already when I’m only a few years from 30 is even more retarded and I advise you to kys
Why do u think ONS with hot young college chick would leave u more than fulfilled? Sure for MAXIMUM 5 minutes it might, not more than that, at least I don't think so.

You say you're sub 8, that's nothing terrible, I've been told I'm bottom 2%, still getting on with life, and I don't think fucking an escort is gonna give much uplift.

Not that big a deal being nearly 30, I'm 40 ffs, age isn't that big a factor man
 
I was thinking about getting one of those Nuru massages. Every girl who does them charge about the same price but there aren’t many of them and I can’t find a website specifically for them. I want to see the girls online and not go into a massage parlor not knowing how they look first
Do you have stripclubs over there? There’s a stripclub in my city and some of the escorts working there will also have sex with you if you pick them, but generally the dancers are off the table. I’ve never been there. I did go to a massage salon once with my friends because they wanted to do it but ultimately they decided against it because they weren’t in the mood. They normally went for street prostitutes and the occasional indoors escort if they went together since I never did anything myself.
 
Why do u think ONS with hot young college chick would leave u more than fulfilled? Sure for MAXIMUM 5 minutes it might, not more than that, at least I don't think so.

You say you're sub 8, that's nothing terrible, I've been told I'm bottom 2%, still getting on with life, and I don't think fucking an escort is gonna give much uplift.

Not that big a deal being nearly 30, I'm 40 ffs, age isn't that big a factor man
To be fair, you’re not bottom 2% at all; you don’t look bad and you’re stinking rich. Plus you’ve got a girlfriend. It’s hard to relate to guys like OP and me when you live a completely different life. OP and I haven’t been desired by women. You obviously are since you’ve got a girlfriend.
 
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Paying for condom sex isnt worth it
 
I know they exist, but that’s generally a personality problem. They don’t have it in them to be thugmaxxed to attract trashy LTBs or not NT enough to attract better. One of my OG bhais in the incel community is also a black ogre (face looks good enough, but he’s a gymcel) I’ve been in touch with since 2017.
Exactly. I wish I had it in me to thugmaxx but I’m so risk adverse. It’s a surprise since my father is a jail bird but I guess it’s because I was mostly raised by my mother and grandmother sheltered. I couldn’t even pull my former coworker who’s a 6/10 31 year old Becky (her name is literally Rebecca) single mother of 2 half black kids :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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To be fair, you’re not bottom 2% at all; you don’t look bad and you’re stinking rich. Plus you’ve got a girlfriend. It’s hard to relate to guys like OP and me when you live a completely different life. OP and I haven’t been desired by women. You obviously are since you’ve got a girlfriend.
I don't have a gf bhai
 
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If you’ve got pics of her tits, send it to me and I can see if they’re real or not (perks of being a coomer).
I’m a coomer as well and if I saw them I could tell too :lul::lul::lul:
 
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Exactly. I wish I had it in me to thugmaxx but I’m so risk adverse. It’s a surprise since my father is a jail bird but I guess it’s because I was mostly raised by my mother and grandmother sheltered. I couldn’t even pull my former coworker who’s a 6/10 31 year old Becky (her name is literally Rebecca) year single mother of 2 half black kids :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
If you can’t pull some used up roastie who shat out a kid or more then it’s brootal. Then again why would you want someone like that? :feelswhat::feelswhat: I would never want someone like that even I liked them a lot, all my attraction would disappear instantly. And sounds like your upbringing from a single mother cucked you. :feelsrope: Others end up like 2Pac, others end up on incel forums.
 
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Why do u think ONS with hot young college chick would leave u more than fulfilled? Sure for MAXIMUM 5 minutes it might, not more than that, at least I don't think so.

You say you're sub 8, that's nothing terrible, I've been told I'm bottom 2%, still getting on with life, and I don't think fucking an escort is gonna give much uplift.

Not that big a deal being nearly 30, I'm 40 ffs, age isn't that big a factor man
Nigga are you THE 40 year old virgin?? :lul::lul::lul:

Anyway, nah, just knowing that I could fuck a hot chick and one wanted me to would be enough of an ego boost to last me for years. I don’t know what you’re on. I would always look back on it fondly and reminisce over our time while looking at her Instagram pictures. I could also brag about banging her to guys and remind her of it in her comment section whenever she posts a picture with her bf or husband in the future :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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To be fair, you’re not bottom 2% at all; you don’t look bad and you’re stinking rich. Plus you’ve got a girlfriend. It’s hard to relate to guys like OP and me when you live a completely different life. OP and I haven’t been desired by women. You obviously are since you’ve got a girlfriend.
Exactly. Fuck that normtard. I think me and you are among the few truecels on this site. It’s not hard to understand where I’m coming from and you seem to be the only one who truly does
 
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I must be low T because I’m asexual. I mainly want to have a blowjob because I’m curious. :forcedsmile:
Try PIV


I've seen most men saying that once you get that dopamine rush from pussy, you'll get addicted
 
I would go for blowjobs without condoms. That seems definitely worth it.
Condoms are full of toxic chemicals and stds are just a scare tactic
 
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I must be low T because I’m asexual. I mainly want to have a blowjob because I’m curious. :forcedsmile:
>hairy
>BPC
>Michael Myers fan

>"Low T"


choose one
 
If you can’t pull some used up roastie who shat out a kid or more then it’s brootal. Then again why would you want someone like that? :feelswhat::feelswhat: I would never want someone like that even I liked them a lot, all my attraction would disappear instantly. And sounds like your upbringing from a single mother cucked you. :feelsrope: Others end up like 2Pac, others end up on incel forums.
Yeah I didn’t know she had kids until I found her on Instagram after I already liked her for a while :lul::lul::lul:

At first I was like “I’m over her” but my feelings were stronger and I still pursued her jfl but never again
 
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Exactly. Fuck that normtard. I think me and you are among the few truecels on this site. It’s not hard to understand where I’m coming from and you seem to be the only one who truly does
And that’s why I’m advising you to go for a blowjob first, without condom. Because that way you can see how post-nut clarity will kick in for you. I already can tell going all the way would not be something I could enjoy but I could definitely enjoy a blowjob without condom. However the risk is you can still get STDs from oral, so that’s pretty much fucked. Truecels can’t win. :feelsrope:
 
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