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17 years old, 5'8 174cm, 140lb, ltn, broke, framelet, TANNER STAGE 4 (HOLY LIFEFUEL)

I will be buying 3 packages in total to avoid suspicion

Package 1: 50mg Arimidex + 20 1mL bac water ampules
Wait a few weeks
Package 2: 400 syringes
Wait a few weeks
Package 3: 500-800iu HGH, depending on how much money is left

I will hide the hgh in a little space behind a drawer at the bottom of my family's fridge

Thoughts? Is this retarded or smart?

Why am I buying so little bac water? Because shit is expensive as fuck, and assuming 700iu of HGH, I would be injecting roughly 2iu for every 5cc. I will admit ive never heard of anyone taking such a concentrated dose. Is it even possible?
 
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17 years old, 5'8, 140lb, ltn, broke

I will be buying 3 packages in total to avoid suspicion

Package 1: 50mg Arimidex + 20 1mL bac water ampules
Package 2: 400 syringes
Package 3: 500-800iu HGH, depending on how much money is left

I will hide the hgh in a little space behind a drawer at the bottom of my family's fridge

Thoughts? Is this retarded or smart?

Why am I buying so little bac water? Because shit is expensive as fuck, and assuming 700iu of HGH, I would be injecting roughly 2iu for every 5cc.
I can send all hmu
 
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17 years old, 5'8 174cm, 140lb, ltn, broke, framelet, TANNER STAGE 4 (HOLY LIFEFUEL)

I will be buying 3 packages in total to avoid suspicion

Package 1: 50mg Arimidex + 20 1mL bac water ampules
Wait a few weeks
Package 2: 400 syringes
Wait a few weeks
Package 3: 500-800iu HGH, depending on how much money is left

I will hide the hgh in a little space behind a drawer at the bottom of my family's fridge

Thoughts? Is this retarded or smart?

Why am I buying so little bac water? Because shit is expensive as fuck, and assuming 700iu of HGH, I would be injecting roughly 2iu for every 5cc. I will admit ive never heard of anyone taking such a concentrated dose. Is it even possible?
Bad idea, take the correct HGH to Bac water ratio
 
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Bad idea, take the correct HGH to Bac water ratio
Whats the best ratio/ lowest I should do? And why not do this ratio, I just thought of doing this to maximize the amount of hgh I can afford
 
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Whats the best ratio/ lowest I should do? And why not do this ratio, I just thought of doing this to maximize the amount of hgh I can afford
1 ml per 10 iu
It wont be maximizing because if the HGH isnt well made, it wont do anything at all
Besides, bac water is like 7 dolars for 10 mil what are u talking about
 
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1 ml per 10 iu
It wont be maximizing because if the HGH isnt well made, it wont do anything at all
Besides, bac water is like 7 dolars for 10 mil what are u talking about
Im buying cheap hgh from somewhere that gets good janoshik tests

Bac water like $13 per 10ml from my source and I can get an extra months worth of hgh (4iu daily) by spending less on bac water
 
stop mentioning BAC i have BAC exam and im gonna fail
 
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I will be buying 3 packages in total to avoid suspicion
Get them all shipped to a friends house and pick it up there
I will hide the hgh in a little space behind a drawer at the bottom of my family's fridge
I do the same thing, Back of fridge covered up by other objects. The vial is small asf so i doubt anybody notices
Why am I buying so little bac water?
You can always buy BAC water later, I don’t know why you’re stressing it’s easily available and cheap.
Whats the best ratio/ lowest I should do?
You don’t need 0.1 Per IU/1 ML PER 10 IU. It might even be too much. I used to do this too but then I switched to 0.05 per IU/0.5 ML Per 10 IU, which I found ideal and saves me BAC water for the future.
 
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Get them all shipped to a friends house and pick it up there

I do the same thing, Back of fridge covered up by other objects. The vial is small asf so i doubt anybody notices

You can always buy BAC water later, I don’t know why you’re stressing it’s easily available and cheap.

You don’t need 0.1 Per IU/1 ML PER 10 IU. It might even be too much. I used to do this too but then I switched to 0.05 per IU/0.5 ML Per 10 IU, which I found ideal and saves me BAC water for the future.
High IQ, I was also thinking about 0.5ml per 10iu.

Is deuschem good for bac water by the way?
 
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Is deuschem good for bac water by the way?
Don’t know this source but it doesn’t really matter, it’s just BAC water. Just find any source that looks reputable and sells cheap BAC water.
 
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Don’t know this source but it doesn’t really matter, it’s just BAC water. Just find any source that looks reputable and sells cheap BAC water.
Yeah I figured it wont kill me since its subq
 
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