Hi, I‘m a gen alpha retard and this is the slang I use regularly

[Pale God]

I‘m him. Nah, I‘d win. Gyatt got the rizz. Mew like there‘s no tomorrow. Boy is cooking some fried rice. Don‘t let him cook, he‘s an amateur. Life is mid low-key. I edge to impostors cuz I am a goofy sus faggot. I‘m yapping while I am fapping. Roblox got the griddy. Kai Cenat is a 4/10 and needs to kill himself. On God.

 

[Lynxress]

 

[One Rep Max]

More like Generation beta

 

[Deleted member 50251]

It's crazy how far Roblox has come.
I started playing it in '08.
FFW to 2024 and my buddy makes an easy 170k - 230k a year from developing games and assets for their avatar store.

 

[Pale God]

It's crazy how far Roblox has come.
I started playing it in '08.
FFW to 2024 and my buddy makes an easy 170k - 230k a year from developing games and assets for their avatar store.

For real? I played it in 2010/11 with my brother when I was 12/13.

 

[Pale God]

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Most people of gen alpha would be more deserving of that.

 

[Pale God]

I swear even Lil Pump seems like an actual Harvard dropout compared to the average gen alpha teenager.

 

[Deleted member 50251]

For real? I played it in 2010/11 with my brother when I was 12/13.

yeah but I haven't touched that fuckin kids game since I was 18 and even then it was just to fuck with people.
irl better game

 

[Deleted member 51465]

@Luh?nn? Is he valid?

 

[Luh?nn?]

I‘m him. Nah, I‘d win. Gyatt got the rizz. Mew like there‘s no tomorrow. Boy is cooking some fried rice. Don‘t let him cook, he‘s an amateur. Life is mid low-key. I edge to impostors cuz I am a goofy sus faggot. I‘m yapping while I am fapping. Roblox got the griddy. Kai Cenat is a 4/10 and needs to kill himself. On God.

Bro! THIS IS RIZZZZZZZ WTFFFF!!!!

 

[Luh?nn?]

@Luh?nn? Is he valid?

YEAH FOSHO!!!!

 

[Pale God]

yeah but I haven't touched that fuckin kids game since I was 18 and even then it was just to fuck with people.
irl better game

Yeah, but in real life sucks too. I last played it when I was 13. I had a girlfriend at 14/15 so I didn't care about it anymore.