Hick appeal

[OOGABOOGA]

On a typical day in Chicago I get about 3-5 matches even if I do my 100 swipes twice. Sometimes up to like 10 but that’s rare. I’ve been in Nebraska for about 30-36 hours now and I’ve got 36 matches already lol. Good times.

 

[Looks234]

Locationpill

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Locationpill

I’m eating Casey’s pizza in the parking lot with country on the radio, good vibes man

 

[stewiegriffin]

bro honestly kind of jealous. family and friends is the only thing that holds people down to social norms. you can literally be whoever you want now and just live your life the way you want.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I

bro honestly kind of jealous. family and friends is the only thing that holds people down to social norms. you can literally be whoever you want now and just live your life the way you want.

m gonna get a truck topper and turn this mf into a tiny house on wheels and fuck a girl in all 50 states

This convo is literally happening rn while I’m eating pizza

Locationpill

 

[Looks234]

I

m gonna get a truck topper and turn this mf into a tiny house on wheels and fuck a girl in all 50 states

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Chad

 

[stewiegriffin]

I

m gonna get a truck topper and turn this mf into a tiny house on wheels and fuck a girl in all 50 states

View attachment 1220384View attachment 1220387This convo is literally happening rn while I’m eating pizza

hahah well I got a few things.
1. why do you tell girls its photoshop JFL I know she didn't care but like why do u feel the need to say that?
2. are u gay bro! she literally just said lets have sex in your car! you're never going to see her again just fuck her like wtf.
3. I'm extremely jealous of ur lifestyle right now

 

[OOGABOOGA]

hahah well I got a few things.
1. why do you tell girls its photoshop JFL I know she didn't care but like why do u feel the need to say that?
2. are u gay bro! she literally just said lets have sex in your car! you're never going to see her again just fuck her like wtf.
3. I'm extremely jealous of ur lifestyle right now

Bro I’m homeless everything I own is in this car. There is space for one. And I told her bc I thought it might be funny. I had no intention of linking with her but then again I never really get offers that easy. I guess the traveling makes me scarce for them. Also not gay just don’t have a sex drive and she’s not super hot. Chubby 5 with big tits

 

[stewiegriffin]

Bro I’m homeless everything I own is in this car. There is space for one. And I told her bc I thought it might be funny. I had no intention of linking with her but then again I never really get offers that easy. I guess the traveling makes me scarce for them. Also not gay just don’t have a sex drive and she’s not super hot. Chubby 5 with big tits

yea I could kinda tell she aint that hot. but idk if I was you I would just fuck in her car. like actually just go in, fuck, leave. straight primal

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Just got notified that I got a super like XD

 

[stewiegriffin]

Just got notified that I got a super like XD

I used to get a lot of super likes but they were always beckies.

 

[stewiegriffin]

I would just match with them as a thank you for super liking me

 

[stewiegriffin]

this is my only screenshot I have of my tinder experience because my girlfriend got so mad at me when she found I had one lol. I never answered anyone tho so that was my excuse to get out of it. The account is deleted now, but knowing how well I did on the app makes me want to be single and go fuck regularly

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I would just match with them as a thank you for super liking me

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this is my only screenshot I have of my tinder experience because my girlfriend got so mad at me when she found I had one lol. I never answered anyone tho so that was my excuse to get out of it. The account is deleted now, but knowing how well I did on the app makes me want to be single and go fuck regularly

Mogs me to death

 

[stewiegriffin]

Mogs me to death

I have very NT pics and they def showed off my height too. I'm very similar in pheno to u tbh were decently similar facially

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I have very NT pics and they def showed off my height too. I'm very similar in pheno to u tbh were decently similar facially

@looksmaxxer234 over for @moonblunt

 

[CupOfCoffee]

and she’s not super hot. Chubby 5 with big tits

Shut up your describing my gf

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Shut up your describing my gf

Our gf, comrade

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Our gf, comrade

You couldn't handle her big Jewish ass bro

 

[OOGABOOGA]

You couldn't handle her big Jewish ass bro

Fuck bro that’s hot

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Fuck bro that’s hot

Me and her are completely opposite in body shapes. I'm extremely wide in the shoulders/back and average hips/waist. She's average shoulder width but has extremely wide hips, almost memeishly wide like my shoulders lol

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Me and her are completely opposite in body shapes. I'm extremely wide in the shoulders/back and average hips/waist. She's average shoulder width but has extremely wide hips, almost memeishly wide like my shoulders lol

Looking forward to meating her bhai

 

[.👽.]

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this is my only screenshot I have of my tinder experience because my girlfriend got so mad at me when she found I had one lol. I never answered anyone tho so that was my excuse to get out of it. The account is deleted now, but knowing how well I did on the app makes me want to be single and go fuck regularly

damn bro how do u look like?

 

[stewiegriffin]

damn bro how do u look like?

dont wanna post pics of my face tbh

 

[OOGABOOGA]

damn bro how do u look like?

Haven’t seen him either but based on what he’s said he’s like a taller but balder version of me. Pretty sure you’ve seen me.

dont wanna post pics of my face tbh

Reasonably accurate?

 

[stewiegriffin]

Haven’t seen him either but based on what he’s said he’s like a taller but balder version of me. Pretty sure you’ve seen me.

Reasonably accurate?

yea reasonably. I'm not saying we'd get mistaken for one another but you are closest to me then anyone else I've seen on this site

 

[Deleted member 13994]

country music is disgusting and vile

I’m eating Casey’s pizza in the parking lot with country on the radio, good vibes man

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Got to the small town I’m staying in for the next few days. Only been here like 4 hours but got 8 matches already from my first hundred. Hoping the numbers stack up tomorrow

 

[.👽.]

Got to the small town I’m staying in for the next few days. Only been here like 4 hours but got 8 matches already from my first hundred. Hoping the numbers stack up tomorrow

are u on a tour?

 

[koalendo]

they def showed off my height too.

how tall are you?

 

[Warlow]

Cuz people in Big cities like Chicago are really gl, same thing with Toronto word to @Blackgymmax

 

[stewiegriffin]

how tall are you?

6’5

 

[koalendo]

6’5

Luckey mfer, how much lesser likes you think you would get if you were 5'9-5'10 ??

 

[Blackgymmax]

I used to get a lot of super likes but they were always beckies.

have you made a thread on here before posting your face? theres one guy on here ive seen who had bdd but he was actually some giga chad and tried to tell us that looks dont mean shit after he saw how well he was doing

 

[stewiegriffin]

Luckey mfer, how much lesser likes you think you would get if you were 5'9-5'10 ??

Who knows. Prob a lot less I’m not super good looking

 

[stewiegriffin]

have you made a thread on here before posting your face? theres one guy on here ive seen who had bdd but he was actually some giga chad and tried to tell us that looks dont mean shit after he saw how well he was doing

Nope not me

 

[OOGABOOGA]

have you made a thread on here before posting your face? theres one guy on here ive seen who had bdd but he was actually some giga chad and tried to tell us that looks dont mean shit after he saw how well he was doing

He’s htn-chadlite facially so basically chad with height

 

[Deleted member 12688]

He’s htn-chadlite facially so basically chad with height

Bro he’s just simply chad lol. No htn/chadlite will ever get those type of results regardless of NT pics or location or whatever

Maybe he resembles u a bit but has better eye area, jaw, forward growth etc or just overall better, not necessarily looksmatched

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Bro he’s just simply chad lol. No htn/chadlite will ever get those type of results regardless of NT pics or location or whatever

Maybe he resembles u a bit but has better eye area, jaw, forward growth etc or just overall better, not necessarily looksmatched

Yeah that’s what I’m saying… chadlite face at 6’5 is chad. I only said maybe htn face bc he censored out his eye area. He honestly doesn’t even resemble me much idk why he said so. More tan, darker hair, more prettyboy ish bone structure. Similar shit frame tho

 

[tyronelite]

You’re in Chiraq? My condolences

 

[OOGABOOGA]

You’re in Chiraq? My condolences

It is what it is but what makes you say that

 

[tyronelite]

It is what it is but what makes you say that

Are you on the money side or hood side ?

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Are you on the money side or hood side ?

Money side

 

[tyronelite]

Money side

You’re safe from gangbangers good

 

[Deleted member 13137]

You’re safe from gangbangers good

Nah kj gonna roll up on him

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Just got to another smaller city, this time in Minnesota. Been here 14 or so hours and got 14 matches in my first 100. Decent for a Wednesday. Still don’t even have good pics.