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The way to defeat the age pill or at least hold it off is very possible (theoretically)
If you need to age as slowly as possible relatively to other people there are two specific methods of doing so that have been scientifically proven to work under the theory of relativity
The First Method: Time dilation through relative velocity
Time slows down the closer one is to the speed of light. The speed at which you travel can slow the speed at which you age relative to others given you are traveling fast compared to them. You must be able to do this for a long time at a high speed in order for this to work
How to Execute
This method would need to be executed using a spaceship that is able to accelerate to a speed close to the speed of light for a long time. This spaceship could later return to earth and you would be significantly younger than people that were previously the same age or younger than you.
The Second Method: Time dilation through differences in Gravitational Potential
Time will slow for objects that are experiencing gravity. The more gravity you experience the slower time goes. This only works given you are experiencing more gravity relative to people on earth.
How to Execute
The best way to execute this method would not work in local solar system because the sun is not big enough to slow down time enough from a reasonable distance. The supermassive black hole at the center of the milky way our galaxy is also too small to use for this method to be effective either. It would be preferable to go to the nearby galaxy of andromeda because they have a bigger black hole and you would experience significantly more time dilation. It would be possible to be there for a month and have 20 years pass on earth. Although You would have to get there and that would take some time but thats not important.
In conclusion, if you were to follow one of these methods you could leave earth and come back later and have everybody else be older while you are still young.
TLDR: if you do some stuff in space you become 6’1 htn with automatic Stacy’s
If you need to age as slowly as possible relatively to other people there are two specific methods of doing so that have been scientifically proven to work under the theory of relativity
The First Method: Time dilation through relative velocity
Time slows down the closer one is to the speed of light. The speed at which you travel can slow the speed at which you age relative to others given you are traveling fast compared to them. You must be able to do this for a long time at a high speed in order for this to work
This happens because the speed of light needs to stay the same for everyone regardless of relative motion. What this means is that if you are traveling close to the speed of light relative to someone else. You both still need the speed of light to stay the same. The problem is when someone is traveling close to the speed of light relative to someone else the speed that they would measure time at would be different if time did not dilate/slow down for the one moving close to the speed of light. In order to account for this, what happens is time appears to slow down for you from their perspective.
How to Execute
This method would need to be executed using a spaceship that is able to accelerate to a speed close to the speed of light for a long time. This spaceship could later return to earth and you would be significantly younger than people that were previously the same age or younger than you.
The Second Method: Time dilation through differences in Gravitational Potential
Time will slow for objects that are experiencing gravity. The more gravity you experience the slower time goes. This only works given you are experiencing more gravity relative to people on earth.
This happens because the effect of gravity bends the fabric of spacetime, slowing the time of things that are pulled by them. If you don't understand this explanation it is bcoz you are an iqlet grey. Go watch a tiktok about it or something you bum.
How to Execute
The best way to execute this method would not work in local solar system because the sun is not big enough to slow down time enough from a reasonable distance. The supermassive black hole at the center of the milky way our galaxy is also too small to use for this method to be effective either. It would be preferable to go to the nearby galaxy of andromeda because they have a bigger black hole and you would experience significantly more time dilation. It would be possible to be there for a month and have 20 years pass on earth. Although You would have to get there and that would take some time but thats not important.
In conclusion, if you were to follow one of these methods you could leave earth and come back later and have everybody else be older while you are still young.
TLDR: if you do some stuff in space you become 6’1 htn with automatic Stacy’s
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