HIGH EFFORT | MY ULTIMATE PLAN TO BECOME THE KING OF BEDBUGS | HIGH IQ | EVERYONE GTFIH!!!!!

[astatin]

THEY THINK I DONT KNOW.
THEY THINK I SLEEP.
​

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All night I lie still. I feel them.
​

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Crawling. Whispering.
The whole KINGDOM in the mattress.
They have been observing me for months, analyzing and studying me.
​

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And last night? LAST NIGHT they chose ME. I heard the announcement, clear as day:
"ASCEND!!"

Don't you realize that a bedbug isn't just a bug? It's a solider. A miniature red general.
​

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Their method of communication? BITES AND SCRATCHES.
IT'S A LANGUAGE.​

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I have begun responding.

Three scratches is agreement.
Five scratches is maybe.
No scratches implies disagreement.
I am learning quickly.
​

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Phase One

I welcome their bites. I no longer fight them. They are a handshake. I am becoming a bridge between bedbugs and humans.
​

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Phase Two

I stopped washing my sheets. That was their first trial. Being "clean" is propaganda.
​

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Phase Three
They will gather soon, in their tens of thousands. A throne of hunger.
I will ascend from my bed, not as a .org rotter but as a KING.
​

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KING OF ALL BEDBUGS.
EMPEROR OF THE BED.

They stated their next mission will be INSANE. Hotels. Trains. Airplanes.

Soon you will feel it.
A bite A pattern.
the kingdom is already growing inside your bed..

Spoiler: TAGS

@180
@Jensonsahighlander
@zakachiti
@motionmantris
@magneso821 @Chance1 @hatefoids666 @Aim Nothyng

@L88 @truecel.org

​

 

[unknownincel]

dnr

why would you make this slop?

 

[astatin]

dnr

why would you make this slop?

Read it

 

[Egg]

 

[astatin]

IM NOT LETTING THIS FLOP I PUT TOO MUCH FUCKING EFFORT

 

[undo]

IM NOT LETTING THIS FLOP I PUT TOO MUCH FUCKING EFFORT

will you let me become jester for the king

 

[undo]

IM NOT LETTING THIS FLOP I PUT TOO MUCH FUCKING EFFORT

bump

 

[astatin]

will you let me become jester for the king

Yes incel fucker i will

Jokes aside i love you brah

 

[reccesedmtn]

Bump

 

[undo]

Yes incel fucker i will

Jokes aside i love you brah

i didnt fucking know what slayer or incel meant

 

[astatin]

@incelincel

 

[incelincel]

Mirin high effort

 

[LTG]

THEY THINK I DONT KNOW.
THEY THINK I SLEEP.
​

---

All night I lie still. I feel them.
​

---

Crawling. Whispering.
The whole KINGDOM in the mattress.
They have been observing me for months, analyzing and studying me.
​

---

And last night? LAST NIGHT they chose ME. I heard the announcement, clear as day:
"ASCEND!!"

Don't you realize that a bedbug isn't just a bug? It's a solider. A miniature red general.
​

---

Their method of communication? BITES AND SCRATCHES.
IT'S A LANGUAGE.​

---

I have begun responding.

Three scratches is agreement.
Five scratches is maybe.
No scratches implies disagreement.
I am learning quickly.
​

---

Phase One

I welcome their bites. I no longer fight them. They are a handshake. I am becoming a bridge between bedbugs and humans.
​

---

Phase Two

I stopped washing my sheets. That was their first trial. Being "clean" is propaganda.
​

---

Phase Three
They will gather soon, in their tens of thousands. A throne of hunger.
I will ascend from my bed, not as a .org rotter but as a KING.
​

---

KING OF ALL BEDBUGS.
EMPEROR OF THE BED.

They stated their next mission will be INSANE. Hotels. Trains. Airplanes.

Soon you will feel it.
A bite A pattern.
the kingdom is already growing inside your bed..

Spoiler: TAGS

@180
@Jensonsahighlander
@zakachiti
@motionmantris
@magneso821 @Chance1 @hatefoids666 @Aim Nothyng

@L88 @truecel.org

​

botb incoming

 

[astatin]

@PSD i think you will like this thread

 

[astatin]

@JuicyMama

 

[pslturi]

three scratches.

 

[Mr. Squarepants]

@JuicyMama

Schizo thread

 

[astatin]

three scratches.

I agree

 

[nothing]

@pslturi @ChudLarper_67 @Nothyng @Frenulum

dnr

 

[astatin]

dnr

Fucku

 

[Frenulum]

you have to breed the bedbug queen then, Dick wont fit

 

[graingoopgoyim]

THEY THINK I DONT KNOW.
THEY THINK I SLEEP.
​

---

All night I lie still. I feel them.
​

---

Crawling. Whispering.
The whole KINGDOM in the mattress.
They have been observing me for months, analyzing and studying me.
​

---

And last night? LAST NIGHT they chose ME. I heard the announcement, clear as day:
"ASCEND!!"

Don't you realize that a bedbug isn't just a bug? It's a solider. A miniature red general.
​

---

Their method of communication? BITES AND SCRATCHES.
IT'S A LANGUAGE.​

---

I have begun responding.

Three scratches is agreement.
Five scratches is maybe.
No scratches implies disagreement.
I am learning quickly.
​

---

Phase One

I welcome their bites. I no longer fight them. They are a handshake. I am becoming a bridge between bedbugs and humans.
​

---

Phase Two

I stopped washing my sheets. That was their first trial. Being "clean" is propaganda.
​

---

Phase Three
They will gather soon, in their tens of thousands. A throne of hunger.
I will ascend from my bed, not as a .org rotter but as a KING.
​

---

KING OF ALL BEDBUGS.
EMPEROR OF THE BED.

They stated their next mission will be INSANE. Hotels. Trains. Airplanes.

Soon you will feel it.
A bite A pattern.
the kingdom is already growing inside your bed..

Spoiler: TAGS

@180
@Jensonsahighlander
@zakachiti
@motionmantris
@magneso821 @Chance1 @hatefoids666 @Aim Nothyng

@L88 @truecel.org

​

 

[astatin]

you have to breed the bedbug queen then, Dick wont fit

Was thinking about it