HIGH IQ CELS GTFIH: I accidentally hit the back of my moms car when trying to park in my garage, and don’t know how to tell her, as she’s crazed.

[rambocel]

The damage wasn’t widespread at all, it was confined to the left side bumper/right under the left taillight. There are quite a few scratch marks, and the bumper or whatever you call it was nearly hanging by a thread, but I did a bit of damage control by pounding it back into place, although it still doesn’t appear to be anywhere near secure. I’ll obviously pay for whatever is needed to repair it, but that’s not the hard part, at all. The hard part is that she’s pretty crazy, and goes absolutely ballistic on me for even the slightest of things, so I don’t know what to expect if I were to tell her about this. Help me out bros, please...

 

[BrendioEEE]

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[Deleted member 14826]

leave your parents house bro wtf are u doing there niga

 

[coolguy1]

Pretend like the damage was there before u used the car and imply that she did it haha

 

[rambocel]

Pretend like the damage was there before u used the car and imply that she did it haha

I was thinking about doing that, but if she finds out it wasn’t her some time after the event occurred, she’ll be even more pissed at me for being dishonest. Either way, I’m royally fucked, and my insurance rates will probably skyrocket. I literally just got my license 2 weeks ago too

 

[rambocel]

leave your parents house bro wtf are u doing there niga

I’m in highschool jfl

 

[coolguy1]

I was thinking about doing that, but if she finds out it wasn’t her some time after the event occurred, she’ll be even more pissed at me for being dishonest. Either way, I’m royally fucked, and my insurance rates will probably skyrocket. I literally just got my license 2 weeks ago too

Oh maybe just say nothing and pretend u dont know what happened when she notices

 

[Deleted member 14826]

I’m in highschool jfl

tell her that is was her fault because she parked her car like a retard

 

[.👽.]

don't be a beta jfl your mom is just a girl you are stronger, if she talks shit, talk shit back until she surrenders

 

[chaddyboi66]

The damage wasn’t widespread at all, it was confined to the left side bumper/right under the left taillight. There are quite a few scratch marks, and the bumper or whatever you call it was nearly hanging by a thread, but I did a bit of damage control by pounding it back into place, although it still doesn’t appear to be anywhere near secure. I’ll obviously pay for whatever is needed to repair it, but that’s not the hard part, at all. The hard part is that she’s pretty crazy, and goes absolutely ballistic on me for even the slightest of things, so I don’t know what to expect if I were to tell her about this. Help me out bros, please...

fix it in place as best as you can with superglue or whatever you have.
Red paint to cover up scratches
if she goes crazy try gaslighting her and say she's a bad driver and never noticed because she never listens to you because she's crazy and shit.

if all else fails just come clean and try to apologize tbh.

 

[Ritalincel]

go Er

 

[germanlooks]

Get rid of the car and say somebody stole it

 

[Chadeep]

go ER

 

[Carolus]

Get red primer and paint it over the woman won’t notice. Need to secure the bumper though see if there’s plastic clips

 

[Deleted member 14166]

The damage wasn’t widespread at all, it was confined to the left side bumper/right under the left taillight. There are quite a few scratch marks, and the bumper or whatever you call it was nearly hanging by a thread, but I did a bit of damage control by pounding it back into place, although it still doesn’t appear to be anywhere near secure. I’ll obviously pay for whatever is needed to repair it, but that’s not the hard part, at all. The hard part is that she’s pretty crazy, and goes absolutely ballistic on me for even the slightest of things, so I don’t know what to expect if I were to tell her about this. Help me out bros, please...

bro just accept your mistake and say ill pay for it, that's the best you can do

 

[BasedCoper]

 

[Carolus]

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Read it in Shelby voice lmao

 

[Patient A]

The damage wasn’t widespread at all, it was confined to the left side bumper/right under the left taillight. There are quite a few scratch marks, and the bumper or whatever you call it was nearly hanging by a thread, but I did a bit of damage control by pounding it back into place, although it still doesn’t appear to be anywhere near secure. I’ll obviously pay for whatever is needed to repair it, but that’s not the hard part, at all. The hard part is that she’s pretty crazy, and goes absolutely ballistic on me for even the slightest of things, so I don’t know what to expect if I were to tell her about this. Help me out bros, please...

Hold frame and tell her you did the car damage. And you will do it again.

 

[Deleted member 9568]

u look like a rich kid, how much are ur parents net worth

 

[Deleted member 13137]

Hold frame with your mom