HIGH IQ EASY WAY TO SKIP SCHOOL/COLLEGE WHENEVER YOU WANT

[IBlamePhaggots]

Quick disclaimer this might be water to some of you but this wasnt water to me as id never done it before

THE AIM IS TO VOMIT

Method:

Wake up 10/15 mins before your parents usually do

Drink 2-3 glasses of water
Go to ur fridge and consume loads of random shit (doesnt actually need to be loads but will make it more believable)
Try to consume dairy products and vegetables most prominently to get a good colour/texture

Do some star jumps/spins to get the food and water all mixed up in your gut

Then

Put ur fingers down your throat until you throw up

If your parents are very strict just do it where they can hear/see it or leave the vomit in the toilet for greater effect

For me personally, to miss school and shit this is the only effective method, even if i mix all the food and shit in a cup and pour it in and pretend to be sick they would probably still not believe me.

 

[GabachoCopium]

If i dont want to go to school, i just don’t go. Simple as that nigga. Low inhib type shit innit

 

[IBlamePhaggots]

If i dont want to go to school, i just don’t go. Simple as that nigga. Low inhib type shit innit

Doesnt work for me

 

[GabachoCopium]

Doesnt work for me

Phaggot parents

 

[mizzy]

Here is another strategy because vomiting is kind of extreme. This works if your parents use thermometer to see if you're sick

Go to bed in 7 layers of clothing or more, wake up 1 hour early and do intense exercise, if possible use heater the whole time.

You will wake up sweaty and look and actually feel dead, your parents will see that you're very sick, additionally get cinnamon or pepper and sniff it so you sneeze

cheers

 

[IBlamePhaggots]

Here is another strategy because vomiting is kind of extreme. This works if your parents use thermometer to see if you're sick

Go to bed in 7 layers of clothing or more, wake up 1 hour early and do intense exercise, if possible use heater the whole time.

You will wake up sweaty and look and actually feel dead, your parents will see that you're very sick, additionally get cinnamon or pepper and sniff it so you sneeze

cheers

Thats so long and uncomfortable my method takes 3 mins or sum

 

[iam good boy]

Wtf are fukin faggotkid

Me and mu homies dont ever go to school that much instead we smoke cigs

 

[Bojack]

seems to difficult, i just choose not to go

 

[PLA1092]

Lmao just don't go. Are your parents retarded?