*HIGH IQ GTFIH* NEED HELP HIDING PURCHASES FROM PARENTS CREDIT CARD

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IVE DECIDED ITS MY GOD GIVEN BIRTH RIGHT TO TAKE RESEARCH CHEMICALS AND HGH SECRETAGOGUES AND POSSIBLY STEROIDS AND NEEDLES AND SHIT, AND IM TAKING BACK WHATS MINE GOD DAMN IT. I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE CHAD AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FULFILL THIS FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT. PROBLEM IS MY BLUEPILLED PARENTS WONT BE HAPPY IF THEY SEE WHAT IM BUYING. WHAT IS THE MOST HIGH IQ METHOD TO FUNNEL MONEY FROM A CREDIT CARD INTO ANOTHER PAYMENT METHOD DISCRETELY? WHOEVER GIVES THE HIGHEST IQ GUIDE GETS A TON OF REP
 
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Tell them you dont know where the purchases came from. Act clueless and say you never purchased anything, only bring it up if they point it out. Wait until the package is delivered before saying anything though so you can hide it before they try to return it. If they have no proof you ordered it they can’t blame you.
 
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Tell them you dont know where the purchases came from. Act clueless and say you never purchased anything, only bring it up if they point it out. Wait until the package is delivered before saying anything though so you can hide it before they try to return it. If they have no proof you ordered it they can’t blame you.
NOT GONNA WORK, I VERY RARELY MAKE PURCHASES SO IM SURE THEYLL KNOW. INTERCEPTING THE PACKAGE ISNT AN ISSUE, I JUST NEED TO MOVE $100 FROM THAT CREDIT CARD INTO SOME OTHER METHOD OF PAYMENT AND HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE FOR IT
 
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NOT GONNA WORK, I VERY RARELY MAKE PURCHASES SO IM SURE THEYLL KNOW. INTERCEPTING THE PACKAGE ISNT AN ISSUE, I JUST NEED TO MOVE $100 FROM THAT CREDIT CARD INTO SOME OTHER METHOD OF PAYMENT AND HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE FOR IT
Yeah I think your best bet is to make up some high iq excuse. Good luck!
 
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HOW TF ARE YALL BUYING ROIDS WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS KNOWING
 
Tell them youre investing it for them
 
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Hmmm... even if you do manage to order steroids and shit how are you gonna store them? Most need to be refrigerated and your parents gonna see
 
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Make a smaller, but acceptable lie. Say you borrowed their card to help out a friend who was struggling. Say their parents kicked them out and they needed some food. Their card must have gotten hit with a skimmer somewhere, hence the fraudulent charges
 
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Hmmm... even if you do manage to order steroids and shit how are you gonna store them? Most need to be refrigerated and your parents gonna see
Hide the vial in the back of the fridge in a cool secret spot and if they find it say its a school project or for my hair or some shit
 
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Make a smaller, but acceptable lie. Say you borrowed their card to help out a friend who was struggling. Say their parents kicked them out and they needed some food. Their card must have gotten hit with a skimmer somewhere, hence the fraudulent charges
I dont have friends jfl brutal friendspill
 
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I dont have friends jfl brutal friendspill
then say you were gonna use it to help some homeless nigga you saw and say he stole the card. dump the card and lessgooo
 
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then say you were gonna use it to help some homeless nigga you saw and say he stole the card. dump the card and lessgooo
What about when they see on the cc statement that I bought hgh illegally from china :hnghn:
 
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IVE DECIDED ITS MY GOD GIVEN BIRTH RIGHT TO TAKE RESEARCH CHEMICALS AND HGH SECRETAGOGUES AND POSSIBLY STEROIDS AND NEEDLES AND SHIT, AND IM TAKING BACK WHATS MINE GOD DAMN IT. I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE CHAD AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FULFILL THIS FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT. PROBLEM IS MY BLUEPILLED PARENTS WONT BE HAPPY IF THEY SEE WHAT IM BUYING. WHAT IS THE MOST HIGH IQ METHOD TO FUNNEL MONEY FROM A CREDIT CARD INTO ANOTHER PAYMENT METHOD DISCRETELY? WHOEVER GIVES THE HIGHEST IQ GUIDE GETS A TON OF REP
Assure them that the credit card was hacked.
 
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Its so over theres really no way to do this ig. Brutal dih pill
 
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What about when they see on the cc statement that I bought hgh illegally from china :hnghn:
You are realistically gonna be buying crypto and using the crypto to buy HGH from china bud. Homeless people love crypto
 
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you cant, just get your own credit card
 
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buy crypto and then use it that way and when they ask just say you used it to buy robux at a cheaper rate from a reseller but he only accepts crypto

theyre not gonna know what the hell just came out of your mouth so they’re most likely just gonna shrug it off and think its some average dumb teenager shit
 
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buy crypto and then use it that way and when they ask just say you used it to buy robux at a cheaper rate from a reseller but he only accepts crypto

theyre not gonna know what the hell just came out of your mouth so they’re most likely just gonna shrug it off and think its some average dumb teenager shit
Honestly bro. I dont even know where to get the crypto without an id

High iq idea tho, get crypto somehow and then pretend Im investing or buying sum bs
 
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Honestly bro. I dont even know where to get the crypto without an id

High iq idea tho, get crypto somehow and then pretend Im investing or buying sum bs
You can buy crypto off me.

1 SOL for £1500 :)
 
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Honestly bro. I dont even know where to get the crypto without an id

High iq idea tho, get crypto somehow and then pretend Im investing or buying sum bs
whos your credit card host like what company or is it some third party thing like cashapp or paypal or zelle, etc
 
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jobs bro jobs

IVE DECIDED ITS MY GOD GIVEN BIRTH RIGHT TO TAKE RESEARCH CHEMICALS AND HGH SECRETAGOGUES AND POSSIBLY STEROIDS AND NEEDLES AND SHIT, AND IM TAKING BACK WHATS MINE GOD DAMN IT. I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE CHAD AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FULFILL THIS FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT. PROBLEM IS MY BLUEPILLED PARENTS WONT BE HAPPY IF THEY SEE WHAT IM BUYING. WHAT IS THE MOST HIGH IQ METHOD TO FUNNEL MONEY FROM A CREDIT CARD INTO ANOTHER PAYMENT METHOD DISCRETELY? WHOEVER GIVES THE HIGHEST IQ GUIDE GETS A TON OF REP
 

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