*HIGH IQ GTFIH* NEED HELP HIDING PURCHASES FROM PARENTS CREDIT CARD

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IVE DECIDED ITS MY GOD GIVEN BIRTH RIGHT TO TAKE RESEARCH CHEMICALS AND HGH SECRETAGOGUES AND POSSIBLY STEROIDS AND NEEDLES AND SHIT, AND IM TAKING BACK WHATS MINE GOD DAMN IT. I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE CHAD AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FULFILL THIS FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT. PROBLEM IS MY BLUEPILLED PARENTS WONT BE HAPPY IF THEY SEE WHAT IM BUYING. WHAT IS THE MOST HIGH IQ METHOD TO FUNNEL MONEY FROM A CREDIT CARD INTO ANOTHER PAYMENT METHOD DISCRETELY? WHOEVER GIVES THE HIGHEST IQ GUIDE GETS A TON OF REP
 
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Tell them you dont know where the purchases came from. Act clueless and say you never purchased anything, only bring it up if they point it out. Wait until the package is delivered before saying anything though so you can hide it before they try to return it. If they have no proof you ordered it they can’t blame you.
 
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Tell them you dont know where the purchases came from. Act clueless and say you never purchased anything, only bring it up if they point it out. Wait until the package is delivered before saying anything though so you can hide it before they try to return it. If they have no proof you ordered it they can’t blame you.
NOT GONNA WORK, I VERY RARELY MAKE PURCHASES SO IM SURE THEYLL KNOW. INTERCEPTING THE PACKAGE ISNT AN ISSUE, I JUST NEED TO MOVE $100 FROM THAT CREDIT CARD INTO SOME OTHER METHOD OF PAYMENT AND HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE FOR IT
 
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NOT GONNA WORK, I VERY RARELY MAKE PURCHASES SO IM SURE THEYLL KNOW. INTERCEPTING THE PACKAGE ISNT AN ISSUE, I JUST NEED TO MOVE $100 FROM THAT CREDIT CARD INTO SOME OTHER METHOD OF PAYMENT AND HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE FOR IT
Yeah I think your best bet is to make up some high iq excuse. Good luck!
 
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HOW TF ARE YALL BUYING ROIDS WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS KNOWING
 
Tell them youre investing it for them
 
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