HIGH IQCELS NEEDED

[Deleted member 5189]

Pof, tinder and okcipid

Which one have u been the most successful on?

 

[Deleted member 14323]

Go coach a kids football team or something

 

[Deleted member 12002]

@Jamesothy

Get a job to get a girl. Try to work at a company where you'll be working with a lot of attractive girls. At your age it's kind of hard to just go out and meet new people for the sake of making friends. However, if you put yourself in an environment where new faces are forces to be in your company day in day out you can grow on them even if they don't like you at first. You can also get away with mistakes you wouldn't be able to otherwise if you're pulling from work. The only downside is it can be a little more difficult to get things rolling.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Bro why didn’t you PayPal me any money? I helped you with knowledge about fucking near-death old whores in care centers. Just get a job as a server.

One time there was this younger woman there in a retirement home and I had to go deliver food to her. You literally have to go inside their home. One time I walked in on an old lady naked so I just walked away.

 

[BearBoy]

Where do I get one from and where do I fuck em? Also paid sex ain't the same fam

where u live?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

One time I walked in on an old lady naked so I just walked away.

Wait ded srs??? Holy shit elab on this story and Ill PayPal u da money

 

[Deleted member 5189]

where u live?

SW1A 1AA

 

[Vermilioncore]

Wait ded srs??? Holy shit elab on this story and Ill PayPal u da money

Well, it’s simple;

In a retirement home, servers do a lot more than just “serve food”. You are kinda in charge of them when there’s no one else around. It’s why you have to get a food handlers card or TB test to get the job. It’s easy shit tho. I just faked my food card.

Anyway, during lunch hour (or dinner) some residents choose to have their meals delivered to their room. I’ve seen a lot of shit doing this.

One time I walked in and saw this man halfway dead laying in bed. He had a DNR bracelet (do not resuscitate) it was sad.

another time I walked in on a blind old lady to deliver her food. She had a broken leg and was lonely and kept asking if I was going to stay. I said no. And dropped her food off and left.

The other time I walked in on this old slut that just got off the toilet so she covered herself when I came in.

But keep in mind these women are like 85-90 years old.

Back then the CNAs were kinda obsessed with me and this one girl kept complimenting me and saying I have nice hair and shit. This other middle eastern nurse literally went up to me and said “can I feel your hair?” And literally ran her fingers through my hair and kept touching me. At the time I thought she was bullying me or something. I’ll never know. One time she even came up to me and said “your necklace is backward let me fix it” and went up to me and fixed my necklace which was basically a choker.

Crazy shit working there bro

 

[Deleted member 5189]

another time I walked in on a blind old lady to deliver her food. She had a broken leg and was lonely and kept asking if I was going to stay. I said no. And dropped her food off and left.

wtf? This made me laugh jfl why didn't you stay?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

This other middle eastern nurse literally went up to me and said “can I feel your hair?” And literally ran her fingers through my hair and kept touching me. At the time I thought she was bullying me or something. I’ll never know. One time she even came up to me and said “your necklace is backward let me fix it” and went up to me and fixed my necklace which was basically a choker.

Are you kidding me? You coulda banged her??? Ffs mayn she was tryna link u

 

[Vermilioncore]

Are you kidding me? You coulda banged her??? Ffs mayn she was tryna link u

Later on I tried contacting her on Facebook and she kinda seemed to ignore me. I always figure this shit out too late

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Later on I tried contacting her on Facebook and she kinda seemed to ignore me. I always figure this shit out too late

What's the relationship with the other workers there like? Did you talk to them a lot or was it just some small talk every now and then? And what percentage of the old people is male and female

 

[Vermilioncore]

What's the relationship with the other workers there like? Did you talk to them a lot or was it just some small talk every now and then? And what percentage of the old people is male and female

Well, there were a lot of young workers. It was a fun environment. My boss was so fucking cool. He used to give me rides home because I don’t have a car. Literally the best boss I ever had. I used to call off and he didn’t give a shit.

My coworkers were mostly young girls and boys from the local high school. They all seemed shocked that I was in my 20s because I looked younger. None of the kitchen girls had crushes on me. I was completely ignored by them. Only the CNA/Nurse girls gave me attention.

The old fucks are men and women. They die a lot though. Every day I came into work I saw this memorial of the old people that died. Some old people are dicks. It’s a fun, fast paced job.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Well, there were a lot of young workers. It was a fun environment. My boss was so fucking cool. He used to give me rides home because I don’t have a car. Literally the best boss I ever had. I used to call off and he didn’t give a shit.

My coworkers were mostly young girls and boys from the local high school. They all seemed shocked that I was in my 20s because I looked younger. None of the kitchen girls had crushes on me. I was completely ignored by them. Only the CNA/Nurse girls gave me attention.

The old fucks are men and women. They die a lot though. Every day I came into work I saw this memorial of the old people that died. Some old people are dicks. It’s a fun, fast paced job.

Do you think u could've fucked one of the grannies if u wanted to?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Do you think u could've fucked one of the grannies if u wanted to?

If I wanted to, yes. But that shit sounds so sickening tbh. I did used to masturbate in the bathroom and sometimes cum on the female employers toilet and smother some cum on their toilet paper roll