Highest personal cortisol spike recorded 2026 - Exposed as looksmaxxer by retard friend

[acm]

Okay so earlier today i was in english class and we were studying some speech. As an activity for us to practice, the teacher assigned us to research a controversial issue online and write a piece on it.

anyway, i sit at the back of class and my retarded friend sits all the way at the front. the table alignment look like this:

Red = me
Blue = retard friend
Green = normies

so anyway, retard friend, who knows i looksmax and he himself is a tiktokfag is doing his own thing until the teacher says something like along the lines of
"Looksmaxxing, you could do that, i read an article on it"
and THIS GIGANTIC RETARD THEN TURNS AROUND AND STARTS LOOKING AT ME WITH THE UGLIEST FUCKING SHIT-EATING GRIN OF ALL TIME
NOW THIS WOULDN'T MATTER MUCH IF EVERY SINGLE OTHER NORMIE IN GREEN COUDL CLEARLY THIS BRAINDEAD MORON TURN AROUND AND START SMILING AT ME
AND SO LIKELY EXPOSING ME TO A MAJORITY OF THE CLASS AS A LOOKSMAXXER GIVEN THEY COULD SEE HIS RETARDED FUCKED UP SMILE AIMED AT ME

yeah real genuine fucking cortisol spike, to the point where i had to go out of class for like 20 minutes since my cortisol was so high. i cant deal with these retards

^^^ photo of suggestions

 

[Nectar]

I’m sorry but I’m glad I am not nd since I don’t understand any of this bs psl autism

 

[Subhuman]

Tell them all to kys

 

[acm]

Tell them all to kys

everyone probably forgot by now but srs im so fuckiend pissed thinking back on it

 

[Subhuman]

everyone probably forgot by now but srs im so fuckiend pissed thinking back on it

Thank god I don’t have to go to school and deal with that shit

 

[acm]

Thank god I don’t have to go to school and deal with that shit

are you in uni? it's extremely popular in highschool. most normies just see it as a meme though, the ones who take it "seriously" are essemtially just dermatology enthusiasts

 

[ArimaWillAscend]

Okay so earlier today i was in english class and we were studying some speech. As an activity for us to practice, the teacher assigned us to research a controversial issue online and write a piece on it.

anyway, i sit at the back of class and my retarded friend sits all the way at the front. the table alignment look like this:
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Red = me
Blue = retard friend
Green = normies

so anyway, retard friend, who knows i looksmax and he himself is a tiktokfag is doing his own thing until the teacher says something like along the lines of
"Looksmaxxing, you could do that, i read an article on it"
and THIS GIGANTIC RETARD THEN TURNS AROUND AND STARTS LOOKING AT ME WITH THE UGLIEST FUCKING SHIT-EATING GRIN OF ALL TIME
NOW THIS WOULDN'T MATTER MUCH IF EVERY SINGLE OTHER NORMIE IN GREEN COUDL CLEARLY THIS BRAINDEAD MORON TURN AROUND AND START SMILING AT ME
AND SO LIKELY EXPOSING ME TO A MAJORITY OF THE CLASS AS A LOOKSMAXXER GIVEN THEY COULD SEE HIS RETARDED FUCKED UP SMILE AIMED AT ME

yeah real genuine fucking cortisol spike, to the point where i had to go out of class for like 20 minutes since my cortisol was so high. i cant deal with these retards
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You're such a faggot holy shit, I've told my class that I'm a looksmaxxer and that I'm on forums so many times and they don't give a shit,they ask me shit sometimes but I just respond, you're a high inhib cuck nothing will happen you stop fucking stressing out over this shit

 

[acm]

You're such a faggot holy shit, I've told my class that I'm a looksmaxxer and that I'm on forums so many times and they don't give a shit,they ask me shit sometimes but I just respond, you're a high inhib cuck nothing will happen you stop fucking stressing out over this shit

yeah you're a gigantic retard for telling normies you're a looksmaxxer.

 

[Vireon]

Im that retard friend

 

[ArimaWillAscend]

yeah you're a gigantic retard for telling normies you're a looksmaxxer.

Unless you're a sub-5-hltn then what you're saying is bullshit, no point in hiding nowadays LOL

 

[Subhuman]

are you in uni? it's extremely popular in highschool. most normies just see it as a meme though, the ones who take it "seriously" are essemtially just dermatology enthusiasts

I just take online classes, I get to stay at the comfort of my own home while also getting classes done.

 

[acm]

Unless you're a sub-5-hltn then what you're saying is bullshit, no point in hiding nowadays LOL

point is that looksmaxxing is essentially frauding your DNA code. why would you ever tell normies that you dedicate hours of your time to trying to look as good as possible, when you can just lie and typical retard normies will glaze you given they think you have god-given genetics?

and being associated with this is incredibly autistic as well. to tell someone that you spend hours on fucking looksmax . org so that your general perception is more as "weird guy who spends hours on looksmax forums" rather than disassociating and being "naturally super good looking NT guy" UR A RETARD KYS

 

[Jgns]

Okay so earlier today i was in english class and we were studying some speech. As an activity for us to practice, the teacher assigned us to research a controversial issue online and write a piece on it.

anyway, i sit at the back of class and my retarded friend sits all the way at the front. the table alignment look like this:
View attachment 4977851
Red = me
Blue = retard friend
Green = normies

so anyway, retard friend, who knows i looksmax and he himself is a tiktokfag is doing his own thing until the teacher says something like along the lines of
"Looksmaxxing, you could do that, i read an article on it"
and THIS GIGANTIC RETARD THEN TURNS AROUND AND STARTS LOOKING AT ME WITH THE UGLIEST FUCKING SHIT-EATING GRIN OF ALL TIME
NOW THIS WOULDN'T MATTER MUCH IF EVERY SINGLE OTHER NORMIE IN GREEN COUDL CLEARLY THIS BRAINDEAD MORON TURN AROUND AND START SMILING AT ME
AND SO LIKELY EXPOSING ME TO A MAJORITY OF THE CLASS AS A LOOKSMAXXER GIVEN THEY COULD SEE HIS RETARDED FUCKED UP SMILE AIMED AT ME

yeah real genuine fucking cortisol spike, to the point where i had to go out of class for like 20 minutes since my cortisol was so high. i cant deal with these retards
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^^^ photo of suggestions

holy fuck ur class if full of retards what boring surfce level topics

 

[midface crisis]

They caught me typing all class and wondered what i was doing, the annoying people came over and saw the badge, said out loud ''looksmax.org'' now they think i hit myself with a hammer and still look bad.

1 full year left of hs