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If I convert to Hinduism, I will be considered a Kshatriya. Worth it or not? Can I get a cute Indian girl with my status or are they "Brahmin only"?

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If I convert to Hinduism, I will be considered a Kshatriya. Worth it or not? Can I get a cute Indian girl with my status or are they "Brahmin only"?

Tagging Hindus: @GuyFromSingapore @BrahminBoss @human304 @indianoutlaw
No ascending past dalit for you.
 
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If I convert to Hinduism, I will be considered a Kshatriya. Worth it or not? Can I get a cute Indian girl with my status or are they "Brahmin only"?

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You are already a Kshatriya(Rajput father), Shudra(Jat mother).

Plus Jats aren't really Shudras.

They made up the Sikh army and fought Marathas as well as even Rajputs.

But their main occupation is farming and Business.

So I would consider you a Kshatriya-Vaishya hybrid.
 
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No ascending past dalit for you.

Dalits are people who don't stand up for themselves and allow themselves to be abused.

They vastly outnumber upper castes yet they never fight back.

They could have done farming or artisan/craftsmen jobs but they didn't.

It's their fault for not pulling themselves up really.
 
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If I convert to Hinduism, I will be considered a Kshatriya. Worth it or not? Can I get a cute Indian girl with my status or are they "Brahmin only"?

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I want cute Indian girl
 
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It's really depressing to be a Dalit.

If I were them, I would rather become a hunter-gatherer tribal.
 
You are already a Kshatriya(Rajput father), Shudra(Jat mother).

Plus Jats aren't really Shudras.

They made up the Sikh army and fought Marathas as well as even Rajputs.

But their main occupation is farming and Business.

So I would consider you a Kshatriya-Vaishya hybrid.
I just found out that the Jatts in my region are not actual Jatts. The term is just used for any agriculturalist, but even the family members of my Jatt side use Rajput names. Every Panjabi from my region, whether Sikh or Hindu, who moved to India were all Kshatriyas. Therefore I would be one too, entirely.
 
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I just found out that the Jatts in my region are not actual Jatts. The term is just used for any agriculturalist, but even the family members of my Jatt side use Rajput names. Every Panjabi from my region, whether Sikh or Hindu, who moved to India were all Kshatriyas. Therefore I would be one too, entirely.

Why do you think a Dalit is a Dalit?

Why are they the way they are?

Are they better than upper castes by not wanting to hurt them and just being content with serving them?

Technically Dalits are just Shudras who do the worst, most unclean jobs.
 
The lack of empathy for Dalits by upper castes is just disgusting.
 
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Why do you think a Dalit is a Dalit?

Why are they the way they are?

Are they better than upper castes by not wanting to hurt them and just being content with serving them?

Technically Dalits are just Shudras who do the worst, most unclean jobs.
I don’t know. I just want a cute Indian girl, can I get one despite being an ugly Kshatriya?
 
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Indian girls are cute for real. Sadly they don’t like ugly Pakistani boys like me. 🙁
Indeed, they are @SubhumanCurrycel only.
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I don’t know. I just want a cute Indian girl, can I get one despite being an ugly Kshatriya?

Why don't you marry a femcel? Or atleast a 5.
 
Why don't you marry a femcel? Or atleast a 5.
I want a cute Indian girl. Can I get one if I convert to Hinduism was my question. Or am I too low caste for them?
 
Ur an ethnic pakistani in india?
 
Ur an ethnic pakistani in india?
No, I live in the Netherlands. But if I convert to Hinduism and could get a cute Indian gf, I'd move to India. I don't care about caste, just has to be cute!
 
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Can’t you arrange marriage while being a Pakistani?
 
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No, I live in the Netherlands. But if I convert to Hinduism and could get a cute Indian gf, I'd move to India. I don't care about caste, just has to be cute!
I would stay mudslim and enjoy the meat instead
 
If this isn't a larp thread...
 
I know it’s a joke thread but can’t you just import a Pakistani Girl since you are living in the Netherlands? They would kill to live in the west
 
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Can’t you arrange marriage while being a Pakistani?
I think Indian girls are cute but they’re usually Hindu. So I was wondering if I should become a Hindu and get a cute Indian girl. I like Indian girls more than Pakistani girls. I have bad experiences with them; they are heartbreakers.
 
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I think Indian girls are cute but they’re usually Hindu. So I was wondering if I should become a Hindu and get a cute Indian girl. I like Indian girls more than Pakistani girls. I have bad experiences with them; they are heartbreakers.
Doesn’t matter man, I am sure there are some cute white skinned Pakistani girl who is willing to arrange marriage to gtfo Pakistan. Lots of Muslim girls are sexy and I had another oneitis who was Muslim.
 
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I know it’s a joke thread but can’t you just import a Pakistani Girl since you are living in the Netherlands? They would kill to live in the west
It’s half a joke, really.. but Pakistani girls? Nah, I was there last year and I got no interest from them. Not even when they knew I was from Europe. Things have changed. Maybe Hindu girls are less judgmental. 😬
 
Doesn’t matter man, I am sure there are some cute white skinned Pakistani girl who is willing to arrange marriage to gtfo Pakistan. Lots of Muslim girls are sexy and I had another oneitis who was Muslim.
Read my post above this one. Also, maybe we should swap. I will give you my femcel cousin and you get me a cute Indian girl. 😛
 
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Niggas giving up on Islam just for some pussy...







Now i can say its Unironically definitely over.
 
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tbh i would rather stay a V than rotting in jahannam forever.
 
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If I convert to Hinduism, I will be considered a Kshatriya. Worth it or not? Can I get a cute Indian girl with my status or are they "Brahmin only"?

Tagging Hindus: @GuyFromSingapore @BrahminBoss @human304 @indianoutlaw

to become a Kshatriya you first need to prove your mettle. you need to pledge allegiance to Maa Kaali (goddess of death). then you will have to perform the puja (ritual).

you need to stay 48 hours without any food or water. then do anjali (offerings ) to Kaali devi.

this ritual happens during the lunar eclipse and the most Kaali temples are situated near a cemetery (shamshan ghat - where bodies are cremated).

and it happens every years during the winter season.

if you can do it then yes. you will be welcomed as a fellow brother in Arms - Kshatriya.

p.s. - kshatriyas can eat meat . so thats a plus point.

also you are now a warrior . girls of all castes and creed loves a warrior. you are now the man, brahmin girls will go la la over you and even muzzie girls too if you can beat the shit out of their boyfriends in front of them.

just chant Jai Maa Kaali.
 
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to become a Kshatriya you first need to prove your mettle. you need to pledge allegiance to Maa Kaali (goddess of death). then you will have to perform the puja (ritual).

you need to stay 48 hours without any food or water. then do anjali (offerings ) to Kaali devi.

this ritual happens during the lunar eclipse and the most Kaali temples are situated near a cemetery (shamshan ghat - where bodies are cremated).

and it happens every years during the winter season.

if you can do it then yes. you will be welcomed as a fellow brother in Arms - Kshatriya.

p.s. - kshatriyas can eat meat . so thats a plus point.
That's interesting; how can I protect myself from the paranoia the people there might have considering my Pakistani background? Also, what about the cute Indian girl? Where can I get that one? Will my new caste find a partner for me? How does it work?
 
Fck it, not entertaining these threads
 
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That's interesting; how can I protect myself from the paranoia the people there might have considering my Pakistani background? Also, what about the cute Indian girl? Where can I get that one? Will my new caste find a partner for me? How does it work?

added that one part.

also Pakistani background doesn't matter. because Islam came out from Arabia 1400 years ago. before that the south asian region followed Hinduism.

if you go back to your ancestral tree you will find that one of your ancestor was a hindu who converted. so it is not a problem.

yes , if you are young devotee and your devotion is true, the guru will find you a bride. but you have to prove yourself that you are true to Dharma and not doing this just to get pussy.
 
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That's interesting; how can I protect myself from the paranoia the people there might have considering my Pakistani background? Also, what about the cute Indian girl? Where can I get that one? Will my new caste find a partner for me? How does it work?

missed one point. you get to eat goat meat after that 48 hour fast. and you can see the goat getting beheaded in one single strike as a offering.

that shit is mesmerizing.
 
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Fck it, not entertaining these threads
It wasn't a troll thread.. I was/am genuinely interested. I like Indian girls, my own girls have given me nothing but pain.
 
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added that one part.

also Pakistani background doesn't matter. because Islam came out from Arabia 1400 years ago. before that the south asian region followed Hinduism.

if you go back to your ancestral tree you will find that one of your ancestor was a hindu who converted. so it is not a problem.

yes , if you are young devotee and your devotion is true, the guru will find you a bride. but you have to prove yourself that you are true to Dharma and not doing this just to get pussy.
I don't know how far back it began; we have no known Hindu ancestors anymore. It's all basically a forgotten past. I just read the extra point you added. I wonder what is the offering/anjali that is required? As for the last part; I am a broken and lonely man; so I'd be lying if getting a partner wasn't the goal [as well as upholding my new lifestyle, of course; would not abandon it once I attain the goal [which is getting a cute girl]].
 
missed one point. you get to eat goat meat after that 48 hour fast. and you can see the goat getting beheaded in one single strike as a offering.

that shit is mesmerizing.
Who will behead the goat and where will this serving take place? In the same temple?
 
Who will behead the goat and where will this serving take place? In the same temple?

they have a separate place where the animal sacrifice is done. a Shakt purohit ( guy who is a devotee of Kaali ) does the beheading and the head is used for the puja.
 

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Dalits are people who don't stand up for themselves and allow themselves to be abused.

They vastly outnumber upper castes yet they never fight back.

They could have done farming or artisan/craftsmen jobs but they didn't.

It's their fault for not pulling themselves up really.
All curries in Singapore are dalits, true fact
 
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I don't know how far back it began; we have no known Hindu ancestors anymore. It's all basically a forgotten past. I just read the extra point you added. I wonder what is the offering/anjali that is required? As for the last part; I am a broken and lonely man; so I'd be lying if getting a partner wasn't the goal [as well as upholding my new lifestyle, of course; would not abandon it once I attain the goal [which is getting a cute girl]].

i get it dude. we all are lonely. this is the age of loneliness. i know what you want . you want a cute looksmatch, you want two kids who will call you dad , a life with purpose.

and you can have it.

hinduism is a religion of color,light and love. we dont impose any restriction to you.

also even the army General Bajwa , the Bajwa is a hindu name.

you wont feel lonely being a hindu. i can guarantee you that.

 
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they have a separate place where the animal sacrifice is done. a Shakt purohit ( guy who is a devotee of Kaali ) does the beheading and the head is used for the puja.
What purpose does the goat's head serve in the pooja? Also do I get to sleep for those 48 hours? Or must I stay awake?
 
i get it dude. we all are lonely. this is the age of loneliness. i know what you want . you want a cute looksmatch, you want two kids who will call you dad , a life with purpose.

and you can have it.

hinduism is a religion of color,light and love. we dont impose any restriction to you.

also even the army General Bajwa , the Bajwa is a hindu name.

you wont feel lonely being a hindu. i can guarantee you that.


I don't want kids tbh but the rest I want; a cute girl!!~

Sounds very nice and tempting; esp for guys like me who have been lonely since day 1.

I am not joking when I say I've been really hurt by so-called fellow "Muslims".. if I tell you my story and you have a heart then you'd probably shed tears as well.

Also yes I know about Bajwa name! He doesn't have a good reputation in Pakistan, he's considered corrupt. Which is funny because IK fanboys used to simp for him.
 
What purpose does the goat's head serve in the pooja?
it's sacrificed to pacify the anger of Goddess Kaali and seek her blessings. She is kind of a valyrie type Goddess aka goddess of death.

the animal sacrifice is done to pacify the anger of her.
 

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