hinge might get me sent to jail

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Basically im usually safe with my messages to girls on hinge where i js try to keep it chill and ask basic questions. but ive been seeing that it doesnt translate into actual dates or hookups or anything for that matter so I decided to go aggressive and be funny in a bold way. This girl said she likes to cuddle so i replied with "nd fuck?". I thought it was hilarious so the next girl who said "i love din tai fung", i replied "dtf rn? ill pick u up in 10". Little did i know i have like 5 messages in my hinge box from those two girls and their friends im assuming. to sum up what they said, they called me a freak with much more detailed words and told me to stay away and that i need to be humbled and learn my lesson. i wasn't too worried cuz this is prolly common on hinge but problem is they all go to colleges within my region sort of so somehow they found my insta and i saw em pull up to my college today. so now im worried im gonna get reported and that they r after me. what the heck do i do???
 
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Bro ur fine ts all legal
 
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Basically im usually safe with my messages to girls on hinge where i js try to keep it chill and ask basic questions. but ive been seeing that it doesnt translate into actual dates or hookups or anything for that matter so I decided to go aggressive and be funny in a bold way. This girl said she likes to cuddle so i replied with "nd fuck?". I thought it was hilarious so the next girl who said "i love din tai fung", i replied "dtf rn? ill pick u up in 10". Little did i know i have like 5 messages in my hinge box from those two girls and their friends im assuming. to sum up what they said, they called me a freak with much more detailed words and told me to stay away and that i need to be humbled and learn my lesson. i wasn't too worried cuz this is prolly common on hinge but problem is they all go to colleges within my region sort of so somehow they found my insta and i saw em pull up to my college today. so now im worried im gonna get reported and that they r after me. what the heck do i do???
din tai fung, dtf rn? :lul:
 
This is what you get for thinking you were at the looks level to use those lines
 
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its legal and hilarious dw
 

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