HIRING AN ESCORT VERY SOON

[Zenis]

"oh bro you gotta wait, your first time gotta be with your girlfriend, with the one" fuck all that romantic mumbo jumbo, i just want to get it over with

 

[LTG]

"oh bro you gotta wait, your first time gotta be with your girlfriend, with the one" fuck all that romantic mumbo jumbo, i just want to get it over with

@davidlaidisme67

 

[slaviccartfiend]

Show a pic of her

 

[Zenis]

Show a pic of her

havent set it up yet

 

[davidlaidisme67]

"oh bro you gotta wait, your first time gotta be with your girlfriend, with the one" fuck all that romantic mumbo jumbo, i just want to get it over with

I got an sti my first time but yeah getting it with your gf is just cope. Sex is sex

 

[davidlaidisme67]

havent set it up yet

Hope it goes well have protection don’t be a retard like me

 

[Beavis]

dont catch anything nothing but good luck towards you sir

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Escortmaxxing for cuddles and make her larp calling you handsome

 

[negativ_canthalshit]

Escortmaxxing for cuddles and make her larp calling you handsome

W

 

[Magnus Ironblood]

Well done.

Bbbb but muh validation. Imagine wanting validation from foids.

B b b b but she doesn't really like you. Huge turn on that she has to do it tbh. Give her a hard pounding.

Pay extra to creampie her.

 

[elliottttt]

Hope it goes well have protection don’t be a retard like me

MPO WAY NIGGA PAYUED A ESCORYT NO WAYUYYYYYY

 

[NoidFiggerJew67]

go to a massage parlor, a bit more classy than picking up a skank on the side of the road. bargain though dont pay 200 dollars for puh and wear a condom or take doxy pep.

 

[Zenis]

Hope it goes well have protection don’t be a retard like me

no way you fucked a escort without protection

 

[Zenis]

Well done.

Bbbb but muh validation. Imagine wanting validation from foids.

B b b b but she doesn't really like you. Huge turn on that she has to do it tbh. Give her a hard pounding.

Pay extra to creampie her

"muhh its gotta be with the one you love" so fucking cringe, sex is sex

 

[davidlaidisme67]

no way you fucked a escort without protection

I did. I made a thread on it and niggas clowned me

 

[Zenis]

I did. I made a thread on it and niggas clowned me

send thread

 

[supersaiyancarp27]

chill

 

[ICXCLuvr]

"oh bro you gotta wait, your first time gotta be with your girlfriend, with the one" fuck all that romantic mumbo jumbo, i just want to get it over with

Expected from penis

 

[blackd3ath20]

i just want to get it over with

Real shit

 

[Pony]

Nigga chimping out

 

[LTG]

I got an sti my first time but yeah getting it with your gf is just cope. Sex is sex

can you get rid of ghonnerha or however you spell it

 

[ArimaWillAscend]

"oh bro you gotta wait, your first time gotta be with your girlfriend, with the one" fuck all that romantic mumbo jumbo, i just want to get it over with

MIRIN HIGH T ASF

 

[TopTierIncel42]

Make sure you don't get syphylis like @davidlaidisme67

 

[Noriju]

"oh bro you gotta wait, your first time gotta be with your girlfriend, with the one" fuck all that romantic mumbo jumbo, i just want to get it over with

You’ll be dissapointed

 

[davidlaidisme67]

send thread

Thread 'Just paid for an escort, pussy was terrible and holy shit she used filters to make herself look younger. Bitch looked 60 meanwhile claimed 23'
https://looksmax.org/threads/just-p...bitch-looked-60-meanwhile-claimed-23.2085933/

 

[servnlife]

gem @norwoodingmanlet

 

[burnerzz7]

how much u spending

 

[Zenis]

how much u spending

not sure gonna probably spend up for a good one

 

[fortnitelover671]

"oh bro you gotta wait, your first time gotta be with your girlfriend, with the one" fuck all that romantic mumbo jumbo, i just want to get it over with

Lucky you

 

[Zenis]

Lucky you

Gonna look for one that looks like gio Scotti

 

[burnerzz7]

not sure gonna probably spend up for a good one

just to be safe i’d go on a reputable website rather than wandering the city streets in ur area, more choices online too

 

[fortnitelover671]

Gonna look for one that looks like gio Scotti

“I swear I’m not obsessed”

 

[Zenis]

just to be safe i’d go on a reputable website rather than wandering the city streets in ur area, more choices online too

That was the plan, I wasent gonna street walker max and pay some homeless women 40 bucks to blow me

 

[Zenis]

“I swear I’m not obsessed”View attachment 5226156

That was the autist test, couldn’t tell was I kidding 100% you are a autist

 

[fortnitelover671]

That was the autist test, couldn’t tell was I kidding 100% you are a autist

I could tell that you was joking dumbass
I was testing you

 

[Zenis]

I could tell that you was joking dumbass
I was testing you

Sure buddy, whatever helps sleep at night. Get that diagnosis tomorrow

 

[fortnitelover671]

Sure buddy, whatever helps sleep at night. Get that diagnosis tomorrow

Like wise

 

[AscensionMan98]

"oh bro you gotta wait, your first time gotta be with your girlfriend, with the one" fuck all that romantic mumbo jumbo, i just want to get it over with

yo bro, i recommend to find a sugar foid to do it with instead since they let you hit it raw if you show a clean result

First time might ask you to wear a glove but id say 80-90% of the time i was able to do raw the first time just showed my clean results and then you can photoshop it to the last 2 weeks for the next foid you wanna bang

obviously you should be actually clean so make sure your clean for real before hand. Dont wanna spread shit

also dont bother with hispanic foids that look low class or any black foids . Much higher std risk . And avoid any white foid that talks ghetho means they bang blacks a lot and then higher std risk

But yea 25 sugar foids raw most of them creampie no std . They do get mad sometimes if you nut in them after u promise to pull out. Prolly cause dont wanna be a baby momma lol

but when their really hot bro like aint no way you gonna pull out lol

i usually save up 1-2 weeks of cum, my record was 5 weeks of cum all dumped in a blond model foid not on birth control

I came so much insider her and it dripped out and then it ruined the bed sheets cause it dripped out of her pussy . The hotel charged me like 20$ cause i ruined the sheet

The foid then asked to hang out again after a month adn she was like make sure to pull out no accidents and then i nutted in her again and then she got mad and blocked me

She is still with her boyfriend btw

 

[notamonLTNsub5]

"oh bro you gotta wait, your first time gotta be with your girlfriend, with the one" fuck all that romantic mumbo jumbo, i just want to get it over with

But nigga she’s gonna be loose as shit and don’t u wanna do it raw

 

[Zenis]

yo bro, i recommend to find a sugar foid to do it with instead since they let you hit it raw if you show a clean result

First time might ask you to wear a glove but id say 80-90% of the time i was able to do raw the first time just showed my clean results and then you can photoshop it to the last 2 weeks for the next foid you wanna bang

obviously you should be actually clean so make sure your clean for real before hand. Dont wanna spread shit

also dont bother with hispanic foids that look low class or any black foids . Much higher std risk . And avoid any white foid that talks ghetho means they bang blacks a lot and then higher std risk

But yea 25 sugar foids raw most of them creampie no std . They do get mad sometimes if you nut in them after u promise to pull out. Prolly cause dont wanna be a baby momma lol

but when their really hot bro like aint no way you gonna pull out lol

i usually save up 1-2 weeks of cum, my record was 5 weeks of cum all dumped in a blond model foid not on birth control

I came so much insider her and it dripped out and then it ruined the bed sheets cause it dripped out of her pussy . The hotel charged me like 20$ cause i ruined the sheet

The foid then asked to hang out again after a month adn she was like make sure to pull out no accidents and then i nutted in her again and then she got mad and blocked me

She is still with her boyfriend btw

How do I get tested

 

[yushmaxx]

"oh bro you gotta wait, your first time gotta be with your girlfriend, with the one" fuck all that romantic mumbo jumbo, i just want to get it over with

can i apply

 

[Zenis]

But nigga she’s gonna be loose as shit and don’t u wanna do it raw

Nigga I don’t care I ain’t waiting for much longer, I don’t want to be 20 year old virgin

 

[AscensionMan98]

How do I get tested

I used this website

Same Day Online STD Testing

Get the private STD tests you need by ordering online then visiting one of our local certified labs to give a quick blood or urine sample. After that, results are available in just 1-2 days!

www.stdcheck.com

Are you in america or europe?

I think in europe you could probably do this shit for free. The USA does have free tests but they don't do a full panel generally

The reason I recommend a full panel which might be basically impossible to find free is that besides HIV which is the most dangeorus one but luckily is a faggot only disease ( so just dont be a faggot and take it up the ass or bang trannies etc ) , foids might worry of different ones. For. some its herpes, for some gonnerhea or chlymydia, etc. Point is you need to test everything

But the full panel is expensive, I paid like 230$ for it

As a man the good news is if your straight getting HIV is impossible without being a faggot or injecting drugs. All the stories of straight dudes getting it were Down low ( bisexual dudes who pretened to be straight but liked getting fucked in the ass or fucking dudes in the ass ) and got it. But being a bottom is like x20 times the hiv risk and most of these fake maschimo DL dudes were bottoms .

Anyways Dont be a faggot dont inject drugs dont bang trannies and your good

The rest of the STD are all curable so dont worry. But obviosly you dont wanna get them so yea stick to white foids or asian foids or high class hispanic foids and you'll be good. NO BLACK FOIDS ( highest std risk and they bang the most DL men increasing ur risk of other std but even among foids that had hiv+ they basically never gave it to the men . They however got it from their DL partner. Very interesting)




I learn all this from this foid who has seen 100+ foids that got HIV from DL faggot liar male partners . A lot of them however had relationship breaks or break ups and banged other dudes while + and the male partners never got shit


So now with that out of the way

Have fun. If you nut inside and they aint on the pill and you dont wanna another baby momma then just offer to give them the plan B and insist it was a accident


If you dont want a baby momma from the foid then make sure thier a stacy but good luck haha. They will probably take plan b or be on birth control if their in this lien of business