Hitler would have won if he was chadlite (serious)

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Hitler came to power because of his speaking skills and the higher living standards he promised, but germans had no attachment to him personally because of his appearance.

Although he had just transformed Germany from a complete backwater into one of the strongest military and industrial nations in the world he was constantly mocked for his physical features even by top nazis:

-Goebbels thought Hitler’s mustache was a "postage stamp"
- Göring thought Hitler was the "shortest giant”
-Himmler thought Hitler didn’t represent aryanness
- Junge mocked Hitler’s frailty

As the war progressed many German soldiers quickly became demoralised and often joked about Hitler’s weak and un-nordic appearance. They hadn’t seen his theatric performances for years so only had the image of a LTN chud in their head that was screaming in the radio telling them to keep fighting for the survival of the aryan race.

Some started deserting, sabotaging their own missions and a group of officers even tried to kill Hitler.

Meanwhile other commanders in history who were arguably HTN had unquestionable loyalty from their Soldiers like Ceasar, Alexander or Charlemagne. A majority of their troops fought to the death unlike german troops (except SS)
 

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if he was chadlite he’d be too busy slaying to give a fuck
 
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Hitler came to power because of his speaking skills and the higher living standards he promised, but germans had no attachment to him personally because of his appearance.

Although he had just transformed Germany from a complete backwater into one of the strongest military and industrial nations in the world he was constantly mocked for his physical features even by top nazis:

-Goebbels thought Hitler’s mustache was a "postage stamp"
- Göring thought Hitler was the "shortest giant”
-Himmler thought Hitler didn’t represent aryanness
- Junge mocked Hitler’s frailty

As the war progressed many German soldiers quickly became demoralised and often joked about Hitler’s weak and un-nordic appearance. They hadn’t seen his theatric performances for years so only had the image of a LTN chud in their head that was screaming in the radio telling them to keep fighting for the survival of the aryan race.

Some started deserting, sabotaging their own missions and a group of officers even tried to kill Hitler.

Meanwhile other commanders in history who were arguably HTN had unquestionable loyalty from their Soldiers like Ceasar, Alexander or Charlemagne. A majority of their troops fought to the death unlike german troops (except SS)
he still would have lost lol. even if hitler managed to defeat the soviet union the would still be fucked since the usa has nukes
 
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If he was chadlite he would have allied with USA
 
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he still would have lost lol. even if hitler managed to defeat the soviet union the would still be fucked since the usa has nukes
The UK would have accepted a peace treaty from hitler since you almost can’t reject chad and war would have been extremely unpopular against aryan chad.
They then wouldn’t have allowed America to use their air bases for a nuke carrying plane (which has a very short range). With no way to deliver the nuke on Berlin the USA makes peace with Hitler
 
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The UK would have accepted a peace treaty from hitler since you almost can’t reject chad and war would have been extremely unpopular against aryan chad.
They then wouldn’t have allowed America to use their air bases for a nuke carrying plane (which has a very short range). With no way to deliver the nuke on Berlin the USA makes peace with Hitler
Britain would never surrender over something as pity as looks
 
Hitler came to power because of his speaking skills and the higher living standards he promised, but germans had no attachment to him personally because of his appearance.

Although he had just transformed Germany from a complete backwater into one of the strongest military and industrial nations in the world he was constantly mocked for his physical features even by top nazis:

-Goebbels thought Hitler’s mustache was a "postage stamp"
- Göring thought Hitler was the "shortest giant”
-Himmler thought Hitler didn’t represent aryanness
- Junge mocked Hitler’s frailty

As the war progressed many German soldiers quickly became demoralised and often joked about Hitler’s weak and un-nordic appearance. They hadn’t seen his theatric performances for years so only had the image of a LTN chud in their head that was screaming in the radio telling them to keep fighting for the survival of the aryan race.

Some started deserting, sabotaging their own missions and a group of officers even tried to kill Hitler.

Meanwhile other commanders in history who were arguably HTN had unquestionable loyalty from their Soldiers like Ceasar, Alexander or Charlemagne. A majority of their troops fought to the death unlike german troops (except SS)
mirin schizophrenia
 
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Britain would never surrender over something as pity as looks
Not every peace treaty means that one side has to surrender. It would have been more than acceptable for Hitler if they stayed neutral but let him have free hand in europe
 
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they all just needed to leanmax
 
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Lost because of his ego and hubris
 
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