Hoes with bad breath are the worst

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Like holy fuck I remember making out with a hoe, and her breath was so fucking bad. I retrieved a piece of gum for myself and offered her one aswell just so she could fix it lol, she accepted it and her breath still smelled like fucking shit.

It literally smelled like a raccoon had taken a shit in her mouth before she came into the club.

I never thought a girl can have a breath that smells this bad, jesus fucking christ. I've met homeless unwashed cunts that haven't brushed their teeth for a decade with their teeth rotting and worms living inside their mouth, and their breath still wasn't as bad as this hoe's.

 

[duhz]

yikes usually most girls in my area are very hygienic

 

[notlarpingscott]

Like holy fuck I remember making out with a hoe, and her breath was so fucking bad. I retrieved a piece of gum for myself and offered her one aswell just so she could fix it lol, she accepted it and her breath still smelled like fucking shit.

It literally smelled like a raccoon had taken a shit in her mouth before she came into the club.

I never thought a girl can have a breath that smells this bad, jesus fucking christ. I've met homeless unwashed cunts that haven't brushed their teeth for a decade with their teeth rotting and worms living inside their mouth, and their breath still wasn't as bad as this hoe's.

*Ratchet hoes

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

yikes usually most girls in my area are very hygienic

We have many ethnics in our area, I remember a few weeks ago there was a circle full of ethnic girls in the club, I walked past them and I could literally smell how fucking horrible all of their breaths were. It was like walking past an unwashed public toilet.

 

[mrplee1]

literally turned me completely off one time

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

*Ratchet hoes

I didnt know lol

 

[dictator]

sexhaver ramblings dnr

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

literally turned me completely off one time

Yeah thats a crazy turn off to say the least

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

sexhaver ramblings dnr

I've only had sex once in my life nigga, at new years eve unironically

 

[dictator]

I've only had sex once in my life

 

[Frenulum]

You continued tho, are you that desperate for a girl?

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

You continued tho, are you that desperate for a girl?

You motherfucker

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

You continued tho, are you that desperate for a girl?

I hoped the gum kicks in

But her shit smells completely killed the fresh mint I gave her, I saw her yesterday after like a year, and the first thing that came to my mind was her fucking breath.

 

[Frenulum]

I hoped the gum kicks in

But her shit smells completely killed the fresh mint I gave her, I saw her yesterday after like a year, and the first thing that came to my mind was her fucking breath.

Tonsil stones probably

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Tonsil stones probably

Dude no I almost threw up in her mouth lol, the worst thing is I was a virgin back then and we exchanged snaps and she wanted me to come over like 2 days later, but I had a really nice long date with this other girl the same night, so I just ditched the idea of fucking someone else right after a nice date, + her breath was shit so that convinced me.

And that bitch with bad breath facially she was like a HLTB lol with a good body, I don't even know what the fuck was I thinking, like I've been with way prettier women even before her. Fuck me honestly, fuck me. I mean she did came up to me first and I was horny asf anyways.

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

Tonsil stones probably

LOL and a few months later, there was this girl at someones birthday party, we went on a date later and dude, when I smelled her breath I was like "CMON NOT AGAIN...". She had a really really nice ass though, if it were up to me I wouldve just taped her mouth shut when it came to fucking.