holding your shit will make you gay

[hypergamoushitler]

if you wait a long ass time to shit and eventually you take a fat ass shit, long story short you'll be gaped as fuck.
once that happens WE all try and see how gaped we are and stick our fingers up our ass n shi.
the bad part for all of US is: this is imitating a shrimp cock and is turning US gay.

what can WE do to solve this issue?

 

[Thodian]

Thats why I dont have a office chair I got a battle bucket

 

[Bars]

Thats why I dont have a office chair I got a battle bucket
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Better option gape the ass and shove a wide hose in there so shit runs straight to the bucket by itself