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CelestialEmpire

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- 6'6
- 225lb
- Top ivy league
- D1 ice hockey
- White rich (private school) tall athletic HTN
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Crazy how life can just set you up like that
 
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- 6'6
- 225lb
- Top ivy league
- D1 ice hockey
- White rich (private school) tall athletic HTN
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imo better to just be a pretty boy than one of these fags who "does sports" 0 profession or degree, 0 job just daddys money and "i do sport". That generational wealth is gonna fade so fucking quick when he inherits it ngl considering he is prob low iq
 
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I'm going to kill him and then kill myself.
 
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He is like mtn but 6’6 is a crazy height yh
 
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“Favorite hobby: homework”
 
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Fuck this world :feelswhy:
 
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Height is absolutely carrying him. Looks average MTN facially
 
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imo better to just be a pretty boy than one of these fags who "does sports" 0 profession or degree, 0 job just daddys money and "i do sport". That generational wealth is gonna fade so fucking quick when he inherits it ngl considering he is prob low iq
Unlikely low iq
 
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imo better to just be a pretty boy than one of these fags who "does sports" 0 profession or degree, 0 job just daddys money and "i do sport". That generational wealth is gonna fade so fucking quick when he inherits it ngl considering he is prob low iq
Tldr I’m a faggot who gets beat up by high T jocks
 
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Org sucks at rating. The one time an htn is actually infront of them jfl
 
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Unlikely low iq
very very likely low iq. If ur doing sports as a uni degree ur fucking retarded doesnt matter if u got rich parents u dont do college or uni sports ur retarded
 
C bahi if dis htn im hhtn. @MaksBobi

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C dat side profile.

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imo better to just be a pretty boy than one of these fags who "does sports" 0 profession or degree, 0 job just daddys money and "i do sport". That generational wealth is gonna fade so fucking quick when he inherits it ngl considering he is prob low iq
 
He is like mtn but 6’6 is a crazy height yh
LOL. No MTN has this face. If this is not Chad then who the fuck is?

CL in worst case (do not jump on me you underrating niggers)
 
bad lips
bad eye area
hmtn at best
not every nigga who is 6’6 is automatically htn
retard
wtf is hmtn, he is barely mtn
 
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bad lips
bad eye area
hmtn at best
not every nigga who is 6’6 is automatically htn
retard
Standalone features dont mean shit, its a complete package. You guys are incredibly low iq and for some reason obsessed with psl stuff.

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This guy has asymmetric nose and his lips are very thin. But mogs your bloodline to oblivion.

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Both have visible eye asymmetry and Pattinson's lips are very thin as well. Again they mog your bloodline to oblivion.

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These two chad's lips are non-existent. But they are still chads

Blonde guy in attachments doesnt have any visible upper lip but he is the type of a guy your oneitis fucks with.

"muhh bad lips, muhh bad eye area (actually not lol)"
You sound like an autistic basement dweller. "hmtn at best" jfl you retard.
 

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Standalone features dont mean shit, its a complete package. You guys are incredibly low iq and for some reason obsessed with psl stuff.

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This guy has asymmetric nose and his lips are very thin. But mogs your bloodline to oblivion.

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Both have visible eye asymmetry and Pattinson's lips are very thin as well. Again they mog your bloodline to oblivion.

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These two chad's lips are non-existent. But they are still chads

Blonde guy in attachments doesnt have any visible upper lip but he is the type of a guy your oneitis fucks with.

"muhh bad lips, muhh bad eye area (actually not lol)"
You sound like an autistic basement dweller. "hmtn at best" jfl you retard.
im not reading this

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Standalone features dont mean shit, its a complete package. You guys are incredibly low iq and for some reason obsessed with psl stuff.

View attachment 4140371
This guy has asymmetric nose and his lips are very thin. But mogs your bloodline to oblivion.

View attachment 4140382View attachment 4140383
Both have visible eye asymmetry and Pattinson's lips are very thin as well. Again they mog your bloodline to oblivion.

View attachment 4140387View attachment 4140388
These two chad's lips are non-existent. But they are still chads

Blonde guy in attachments doesnt have any visible upper lip but he is the type of a guy your oneitis fucks with.

"muhh bad lips, muhh bad eye area (actually not lol)"
You sound like an autistic basement dweller. "hmtn at best" jfl you retard.
Stay retarded then.
u are retarded badly

u showed actual chads with some bad things that noone cares abt cuz of rest of their face etc etc

u cant even compare this guy to acutal chads
jfl
 
u are retarded badly

u showed actual chads with some bad things that noone cares abt cuz of rest of their face etc etc

u cant even compare this guy to acutal chads
jfl
OP guy is CL in worst case. You basement dwelling morons are incredibly delusional and rate him fucking MTN-HMTN. As i said face/skull is a complete package. Some look "chad" with thin lips, some look unattractive with no major flaws.

OP guy is actual IRL CL/Chad. Not all chads are modeling, acting. You retards only rate world class actors and models as chads. Every other attractive guy is "normie" to you copers.

Cope harder next time.
 
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OP guy is CL in worst case. You basement dwelling morons are incredibly delusional and rate him fucking MTN-HMTN. As i said face/skull is a complete package. Some look "chad" with thin lips, some look unattractive with no major flaws.

OP guy is actual IRL CL/Chad. Not all chads are modeling, acting. You retards only rate world class actors and models as chads. Every other attractive guy is "normie" to you copers.

Cope harder next time.
lowest iq niga i have ever seen
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im laughing in front of my fucking phone:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
Looks like a complete douchebag who would steal your lunch and your allowance in high school, when his family is already 30 times richer than yours. Then he'd beat you up in the toilets along with his mates just for laughs. Let's not forget he would always shove your face inside the toilet bowl that he just pissed in. He'd always force you to go buy cigarettes and beer for him and his mates and if you didn't comply, he'd just beat you one more time. Half of those cigarettes he'd put them out on your face or arms while caging hard with stereotypical douchebag evil laughter.

Not only that, he'd also humiliate you calling you a NERD and a FAGGOT in front of all the hot girls. He'd pull your pants down in front of Stacy and Cindy exposing your small dick in order to humiliate you even further. Meanwhile, he'd always brag about his sexual conquests and talk about how he just fucked hot girl number 25 in all positions while she was still wearing a dress and heels. All that just to remind you of your place in the pecking order and how superior to you he is in the mating market. Guy already has a bodycount of nearly 30 and he isn't even 18 yet, while you're still a virgin.

You dream how about one day you'll get into medschool and become a neurosurgeon making good money and sleeping with hot women, while this jackass is a broke unemployed alcoholic.

Fast forward 20 years, you're in your late 30s, a neurosurgeon and balding oldcel, being married to some run through post wall "educated, strong, independent, successful" Becky who hates your guts and dreams of Chad, while you have 16 hour shifts every other day. You hate your life and wish you'd get sniped from 200 yards away so that your misery will end. You still hate that high school douchebag and you still remember every time he humiliated and abused you.

Meanwhile, the douchebag is a famous professional athlete with a net worth of over 300 million dollars. He fucked over 500 women. Dated supermodels and a list actresses. He has three baby mamas and 10 kids. His first baby mama is a high fashion model, his second baby mama is a sports illustrated model and his current baby mama is a 15 years younger victoria secret model. He married none of them and he has full control of his wealth. He continues to pork hotties like there is no tomorrow. He just won his 8th championship and he'll probably celebrate partying in Miami with the night ending with him going balls deep inside 3 hot latinas in his 30 million dollar waterfront mansion. Then he'll sip some whiskey while sitting on his balcony looking at the stars. He'll think about how good his life is and get another erection, but before he goes inside to fuck the hoes for the 5th time, he stops and thinks "I wonder what happened to that guy I beat up all day in high school.", followed by "Wait what was that loser's name again? Oh well, fuck it, who cares.", before he goes back inside and start going balls deep insided Izabel's, Marianna's and Esmeralda's punani.
 
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LOL. No MTN has this face. If this is not Chad then who the fuck is?

CL in worst case (do not jump on me you underrating niggers)
yeah chad and chadlite is pushing it buddy
 
Looks like a complete douchebag who would steal your lunch and your allowance in high school, when his family is already 30 times richer than yours. Then he'd beat you up in the toilets along with his mates just for laughs. Let's not forget he would always shove your face inside the toilet bowl that he just pissed in. He'd always force you to go buy cigarettes and beer for him and his mates and if you didn't comply, he'd just beat you one more time. Half of those cigarettes he'd put them out on your face or arms while caging hard with stereotypical douchebag evil laughter.

Not only that, he'd also humiliate you calling you a NERD and a FAGGOT in front of all the hot girls. He'd pull your pants down in front of Stacy and Cindy exposing your small dick in order to humiliate you even further. Meanwhile, he'd always brag about his sexual conquests and talk about how he just fucked hot girl number 25 in all positions while she was still wearing a dress and heels. All that just to remind you of your place in the pecking order and how superior to you he is in the mating market. Guy already has a bodycount of nearly 30 and he isn't even 18 yet, while you're still a virgin.

You dream how about one day you'll get into medschool and become a neurosurgeon making good money and sleeping with hot women, while this jackass is a broke unemployed alcoholic.

Fast forward 20 years, you're in your late 30s, a neurosurgeon and balding oldcel, being married to some run through post wall "educated, strong, independent, successful" Becky who hates your guts and dreams of Chad, while you have 16 hour shifts every other day. You hate your life and wish you'd get sniped from 200 yards away so that your misery will end. You still hate that high school douchebag and you still remember every time he humiliated and abused you.

Meanwhile, the douchebag is a famous professional athlete with a net worth of over 300 million dollars. He fucked over 500 women. Dated supermodels and a list actresses. He has three baby mamas and 10 kids. His first baby mama is a high fashion model, his second baby mama is a sports illustrated model and his current baby mama is a 15 years younger victoria secret model. He married none of them and he has full control of his wealth. He continues to pork hotties like there is no tomorrow. He just won his 8th championship and he'll probably celebrate partying in Miami with the night ending with him going balls deep inside 3 hot latinas in his 30 million dollar waterfront mansion. Then he'll sip some whiskey while sitting on his balcony looking at the stars. He'll think about how good his life is and get another erection, but before he goes inside to fuck the hoes for the 5th time, he stops and thinks "I wonder what happened to that guy I beat up all day in high school.", followed by "Wait what was that loser's name again? Oh well, fuck it, who cares.", before he goes back inside and start going balls deep insided Izabel's, Marianna's and Esmeralda's punani.
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Well no shit, any D1 program in any college has at least one Chad in it

In football many qbs, tight ends, lineman, etc are chads most likely cuz they are tall nd shiet

in basketball many chads cuz height

and in many other D1 sports there are Chads cuz they are playing high level sports which obviously will have tall, strong, lean, etc male cuz high level sports always demand peak genes for the best performance.

so obviously every once in a while you’ll see some random chad in a D1 team or something.

it’s not something rare at all. lol if I were D1 and tall and attractive I’d go crazy bro lol
 

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