Holy cope. If you’re on a date and she says this, pls dine and dash that foid so she pays the bill

[davidlaidisme67]

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Jfl body count matters so much. I don’t want my dick to disintegrate as soon as I fuck you and you say whoops guess fucking 2k guys was a mistake

 

[superpsycho]

if u settle for anything less than a virgin you should just kill yourself