HOLY FUCK I GOT APPROACHED

[Lonenely sigma]

How old were they and you?

I am 18 and they were mostly 16 and 17

 

[czwarty]

JFL based autist conversation I could instantly see it in my head I was the same when younger

also congratulations @Lonenely sigma it genuinely makes me happy to see my favourite user having good experiences. keep looksmaxxing and autistminning, you got this

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

I am 18 and they were mostly 16 and 17

Could have experiences fresh JB Teenage love

 

[EnglandBadman]

Alright so I am in a fairly big village (around 3k people) and I was riding my bike and listening to the music at night.

It was 10pm and I completely turned my brain off and was going through the dark.

Then, I passed by the group of 7 girls sitting and chilling. They were in the village center and it was lighted all the way up.

2 of them were really cute.

They asked me:

"Heyy, do you find this girl cute?" and giggled


I replied:

-Well I mean I don't have my contacts so I can't even see her very well.

I will admit, that was quite autistic.

Then they invited me to sit with them and "see them up close".

They were carrying the conversation the whole time, asking me about myself and my life in the capital city.


One of these 2 cute ones was very extroverted and was asking me a bunch of questions.

"Hmm, can you do a star?" (The flip over your head)

-Heh, I sure can. You do it first though

"Yeah, I train athletics"

Then she did the star on the floor just for me, it was amazing. The whole time she was staring at me and smiling so cutely.


Then she started taking a picture of me.

I said:

-Noo, I look bad in frontal camera up close


Again, that was stupid.

The extroverted cuttie asked me:

"Frontal camera? What's that?"

-Its a camera that's... on the front? You fucking moron

She started laughing and repeated "you fucking moron".

The whole time we were talking we were joking how the introverted cute girl had a crush on me. The extroverted one asked me:

"Would you date her?"

I told her I think that she is a lesbian and they started laughing.

Then, it was all going great until one of them mentioned my teeth. I don't remember the context, but I didn't wash my teeth after the lunch so I thought my teeth were yellow.

I told them I will be gone for 5 minutes, they begged me not to go, I told them I have to, and I never returned.

Shouldve gave her your org account details

 

[Methhead]

Please broskis, read the only good thing that happened to me since I bonesmashed my cheekbones with a hammer last year

OMGGGGG, CHAD ALERTTRRT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Tbh this is similar to how most times I was approached went. @Lonenely sigma