HOLY FUCK I SAW JORDAN BARRET AT WOOLWORTHS

[Deleted member 10615]

Massive cope. He is 5'11 max...

i am exactly 5ft11 and he had atleast 2 inches on me his wiki also says he is 6ft2 so yeah

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

i am exactly 5ft11 and he had atleast 2 inches on me his wiki also says he is 6ft2 so yeah

Look at his photo next to Sean O'Pry. Sean O'Pry is listed at 182cm on CelebHeights so Barett must be around 180cm...

 

[Deleted member 10615]

i took this pic of eriksen on 3rd july 2020
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he has amazing zygos

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

Imagine meeting one of the PSL gods and not taking a pic with him. I’ve always wanted to see how I would look like next to Barrett, Chico or Meeks

 

[Deleted member 10615]

Look at his photo next to Sean O'Pry. Sean O'Pry is listed at 182cm on CelebHeights so Barett must be around 180cm...

who knows bro his height is listed as 1.88cm on some websites its hard to tell alot of celebs lie about or don't know there exact height

 

[Deleted member 10615]

Imagine meeting one of the PSL gods and not taking a pic with him. I’ve always wanted to see how I would look like next to Barrett, Chico or Meeks

i live like a 2 min walk from the shop i went to why would i bring my phone if i knew barret was there i would of brought it and asked for a picture and shit

 

[RichardSpencel]

Tales from Woolworths

 

[Deleted member 10536]

who knows bro his height is listed as 1.88cm on some websites its hard to tell alot of celebs lie about or don't know there exact height

Oh they know alright.

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

i live like a 2 min walk from the shop i went to why would i bring my phone if i knew barret was there i would of brought it and asked for a picture and shit

It’s a shame man, who knows if you’ll ever see him again

 

[Beetlejuice]

 

[brainded]

When your life is so boring that you end up imagining encounters with male models and posting about it online.

 

[Deleted member 10615]

When your life is so boring that you end up imagining encounters with male models and posting about it online.

how is my life boring? you don't know about my life
ive actually been using this forum less this was a big thing so i had to post about it i actually wasn't going to go to the shops because i was going to see my mates but i descided for them to come later

 

[Deleted member 10913]

the funny thing is when i was walking beside him no one looked at him i even passed some jb and she looked at me and ignored him BUT he was wearing a mask and he was on his phone looking down while i didn't have a mask on and was looking straight ahead plus i was wearing school uniform but if he was looking up and didn't have his mask i would be rendered invisible also some random asian mum was infactuated with him and was following him nearly the whole time so she probs caught a good glimpse of him

Man... what can i say barret lost the dice jfl

 

[Deleted member 10615]

It’s a shame man, who knows if you’ll ever see him again

yeah bro it sucks knowing i will probably never see that guy again but if i saw him in the first place who knows but again i wouldn't want to live near barret he has the highest psl in history

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

yeah bro it sucks knowing i will probably never see that guy again but if i saw him in the first place who knows but again i wouldn't want to live near barret he has the highest psl in history

The daily mog would be indeed suifuel

 

[Wallenberg]

How other people reacted to him? Was he like random nobody? Did girls give IOIs? Did he have a confident vibe?

 

[Deleted member 10913]

you fucking spastic don't tell me about my country school is back today and there is NO masks you are also allowed to take your masks of anywhere but supermakets and shops

i live here you do not don't try tell me about where i live
if covid was running rampert here why is school back and you don't need to wear masks?

You are now in summer right jfl. We freeze to death in my homeland

 

[Deleted member 3323]

Can confirm I am Barret, OP kept staring at me and I thought he was gay

 

[Deleted member 10615]

The daily mog would be indeed suifuel

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How other people reacted to him? Was he like random nobody? Did girls give IOIs? Did he have a confident vibe?

i walked beside him near the fruit section and i saw some jb i wasn't wearing a mask and she looked at me and didn't pay him any mind but probs because he had mask and was looking down,

besides that some like 30yr asian lady was following him EVERYWHERE she probably got a proper glimpse of him so she started following him he was on his phone alot, he was walking into a isle and some guy had his trolley in the way and the guy moved it and jordan said thankyou, he was buying bread and alot of wheat products from what i saw along with some up and go's witch are some australian breakfest drink, as for his body language he was just acting normal not really looking at anyone and not paying anyone any mind also was looking down alot just seemed normal probs just didn't want to be spotted by anyone

 

[Deleted member 10615]

You are now in summer right jfl. We freeze to death in my homeland

yeah its summer here and that is part of the reason covid has died of here the cold weather is bad and spreads illness easier then hot weather

 

[Wallenberg]

besides that some like 30yr asian lady was following him EVERYWHERE she probably got a proper glimpse of him so she started following him he was on his phone alot, he was walking into a isle and some guy had his trolley in the way and the guy moved it and jordan said thankyou, he was buying bread and alot of wheat products from what i saw along with some up and go's witch are some australian breakfest drink, as for his body language he was just acting normal not really looking at anyone and not paying anyone any mind also was looking down alot just seemed normal probs just didn't want to be spotted by anyone

Yeah. Some people have this confident vibe. I mean imagine you are at some company HQ and you don't know anyone but you can somehow tell that some guy is the CEO just because of his body language. Seems that JB doesn't have t hat kind of vibe.

I wonder if the Asian woman recognized him or just liked his looks (ie. thought he is some random good-looking guy).

 

[Deleted member 10913]

yeah its summer here and that is part of the reason covid has died of here the cold weather is bad and spreads illness easier then hot weather

You are right i want to get out of winter already there is still a whole month of febuary and two weeks.

 

[Deleted member 10913]

Yeah. Some people have this confident vibe. I mean imagine you are at some company HQ and you don't know anyone but you can somehow tell that some guy is the CEO just because of his body language. Seems that JB doesn't have t hat kind of vibe.

I wonder if the Asian woman recognized him or just liked his looks (ie. thought he is some random good-looking guy).

I think it is the latter. Only us as psl half autists know exactly who these models are.
I asked alot of women about namely chico on a turkish chat app called m2. Not one of them knew him.
Also tried it with gandy same results.

 

[Deleted member 10615]

Yeah. Some people have this confident vibe. I mean imagine you are at some company HQ and you don't know anyone but you can somehow tell that some guy is the CEO just because of his body language. Seems that JB doesn't have t hat kind of vibe.

I wonder if the Asian woman recognized him or just liked his looks (ie. thought he is some random good-looking guy).

bro if your on the same looks level as jordan or ammnessia or some chad it would be like having superpowers walking around like that but he probably got used to it and doesn't care as much and he said thanks to some guy so i don't think he is some arrogant cunt people make models out to be

 

[Wallenberg]

I think it is the latter. Only us as psl half autists know exactly who these models are.
I asked alot of women about namely chico on a turkish chat app called m2. Not one of them knew him.
Also tried it with gandy same results.

I agree, but the reason why I ask is that I don't think that Barret has that high IRL appeal. However, it seems that I'm wrong. For example, with Gandy or O'pry I understand why women would give mad IOIs to them.

But then again, even ordinary good-looking guys get mad IOIs, so I guess it's not surprising that male models get IOIs.

 

[Deleted member 4044]

U should've just asked him if he was Barrett

 

[Deleted member 10913]

I agree, but the reason why I ask is that I don't think that Barret has that high IRL appeal. However, it seems that I'm wrong. For example, with Gandy or O'pry I understand why women would give mad IOIs to them.

But then again, even ordinary good-looking guys get mad IOIs, so I guess it's not surprising that male models get IOIs.

The man still has a net worth of 2m. Brother you cant make this if you dont have appeal.
His looks are really putting things cotton threads but still he has more appeal then the average bloke.

The case with op that jbs did not look at barret is bcz he had a mouth covering.
Op had probably the same so i cant think of a reason other then that he must be on chad lvls himself. .

Comming that he is from australia..

 

[Deleted member 10615]

The man still has a net worth of 2m. Brother you cant make this if you dont have appeal.
His looks are really putting things cotton threads but still he has more appeal then the average bloke.

The case with op that jbs did not look at barret is bcz he had a mouth covering.
Op had probably the same so i cant think of a reason other then that he must be on chad lvls himself. .

Comming that he is from australia..

no i am not chad, i was not wearing a mask and i had school uniform and me and the girl were around the same age thats why she ioi'd me and not barret, also barret had a mask on and was looking down not ahead so she pretty much couldn't see much of him, trust me if barret walked into that woolworths witchout his mask on and wasn't looking down at the floor nearly EVERY girl would stare at him in shock, i would say the average chadlte or chad has more appeal then barret in term of smv but barret it just incredible to look at and has peak asthetics think of it this way

both chad and barret are goona get stared at but chad will get stared at with sexual tension but barret will get stared at and women will think omg his is so pretty or gorgeous, while women will think omg chad is so handsome and sexy but im not saying women wouldnt have sex with barret because there would be some out there that would fuck him without a second thought

 

[Deleted member 10913]

no i am not chad, i was not wearing a mask and i had school uniform and me and the girl were around the same age thats why she ioi'd me and not barret, also barret had a mask on and was looking down not ahead so she pretty much couldn't see much of him, trust me if barret walked into that woolworths witchout his mask on and wasn't looking down at the floor nearly EVERY girl would stare at him in shock, i would say the average chadlte or chad has more appeal then barret in term of smv but barret it just incredible to look at and has peak asthetics think of it this way

both chad and barret are goona get stared at but chad will get stared at with sexual tension but barret will get stared at and women will think omg his is so pretty or gorgeous, while women will think omg chad is so handsome and sexy but im not saying women wouldnt have sex with barret because there would be some out there that would fuck him without a second thought

Seems legit. So it was comparable with some guy with a visible jaw and the other without.

Obviously the one that has his jaw visible mogs the other on the simple fact the the others can't be seen.

Barret really pushes the bounderies of psl. Some time ago i measured some aspects of his face. I couldn't believe the numbers.

 

[Deleted member 10615]

Seems legit. So it was comparable with some guy with a visible jaw and the other without.

Obviously the one that has his jaw visible mogs the other on the simple fact the the others can't be seen.

Barret really pushes the bounderies of psl. Some time ago i measured some aspects of his face. I couldn't believe the numbers.

yeah and he wasn't looking ahead he was looking down it was pretty much just the top of his head you could see when he walked past the jb

 

[KrissKross]

Just message him on Instagram and ask if it was him

At least you’ll not die wondering

 

[Deleted member 11414]

are you a fellow Australia cel?

 

[Deleted member 10615]

Just message him on Instagram and ask if it was him

At least you’ll not die wondering

are you a fellow Australia cel?

yeah, what other country has woolies lol

 

[Deleted member 11414]

yeah, what other country has woolies lol

aldi mogs tbh

 

[Wallenberg]

The case with op that jbs did not look at barret is bcz he had a mouth covering.
Op had probably the same so i cant think of a reason other then that he must be on chad lvls himself. .

His eye area isn't good? People with good eye area get interest from girls even if they wear masks. Actually, they get more interest when they wear mask if their jaw is bad.

 

[Deleted member 10913]

His eye area isn't good? People with good eye area get interest from girls even if they wear masks. Actually, they get more interest when they wear mask if their jaw is bad.

No man i didnt say that.
What i said was that one of his strongest point was covered so it did bot help him at that fateful day that op describes.
For someone who is objectivly ugly even a plastic bag will help him as sad as iy is let alone a face mask for your jaw.
But barret is not this, thats the point

 

[RichardSpencel]

Bump this absolute larp of a thread

 

[Deleted member 6113]

Woolwrths mogs coles indeed. Even barrett prefers

 

[Deleted member 12002]

GUYS IM BEING FUCKING DEADLY SERIOUS
i just went to woolworths witch is like a australian supermarket and when i was there i saw fucking barret im being dead serious, i don't know why but he for some reason is in this medium sized suburb that isn't even near byron bay or wherever the fuck he lives in australia

he had the exact same eye area
same eye brows
same hair colour but his hair was in dreadlocks [witch he has rocked before mind you]
he was about 6ft1
hair was similar length
skintone was the exact same
same nose im 99.9% sure it was barret

i followed him around the store for five minutes i wish i fucking had my phone with me but i don't bring my phone out places and this was just a 2 minuite walk to the shop to get something to eat

Did you pick up any Vegemite while you were there?