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Im in sweden and i hear the bell ring

My dad opens the door and its a woman and i thought she said shes with the police

My heart is fucking pounding and there is shit oozing out of my bootyhole
 
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Calm down
 
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Im in sweden and i hear the bell ring

My dad opens the door and its a woman and i thought she said shes with the police

My heart is fucking pounding and there is shit oozing out of my bootyhole
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why the fuck are you scared
 
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what greys think is gonna happen after they order modafinil from indiamart :pepeLaughing:
 
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Im in sweden and i hear the bell ring

My dad opens the door and its a woman and i thought she said shes with the police

My heart is fucking pounding and there is shit oozing out of my bootyhole
how niggas who havent moved a SMIDGE out of the line of law start acting when they hear the word police
 
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what kind of illegal activities are you doing
 
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nigga stole a chocolate bar ONCE
Im already under investigation in norway

The last shit i would want rn is for them to come at my door again in sweden bru
 
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Im already under investigation in norway

The last shit i would want rn is for them to come at my door again in sweden bru
i guess bro
 
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Im in sweden and i hear the bell ring

My dad opens the door and its a woman and i thought she said shes with the police

My heart is fucking pounding and there is shit oozing out of my bootyhole
Who was the lady
 
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what ordering some oral minox does to a nigga
 
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someone check this niggas hard drives immediately
 
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take some ashwagandha and calm down
 
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someone check this niggas hard drives immediately
The police are already on it btw

Im using my friends phone cause they took everything
 
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Im in sweden and i hear the bell ring

My dad opens the door and its a woman and i thought she said shes with the police

My heart is fucking pounding and there is shit oozing out of my bootyhole
its chill gng the cops ain't know about the hoe u roofied
 
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