HOLY SHIT DIARY OF TODAY

[St. Wristcel]

HOLY SHIT I WAS STANDING IN LINE AT THE ICE CREAM PARLOR (SINCE IT WAS 106* TODAY.) AND I SAW A TOTALLY GOOM INDUCING 12 YEAR OLD 5’0” JB FUCKYOU JEWS IM 16 I CAN SAY THAT. ANYWAYS IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE SHE’S CHAD ONLY. SHE DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT ME BECAUSE I AM CURRY TURBOMANLET BUT I WISH I COULD TAKE HER TO THE SWISS LOG CABIN MOUNTAIN RANGE TO LIVE THE REST OF OUR LIVES OUT TOGETHER AND SEE HER BODY DEVELOP FURTHER AND MAKE 8 CHILDREN 6 OF THEM DYING FROM FAMINE.

ANYWAYS: LOSE WEIGHT YOU FAT FUCKS FATCEL = VOLCEL. I HAVENT GONE ON A RUN SINCE I LOST A BIG PORTION OF MY WEIGHT AND HOLY SHIT I CAN LITERALLY SPRINT NOW. FEELSGOODMAN

 

[wasted]

dn rd LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Deleted member 8699]

will go er if true

 

[St. Wristcel]

will go er if true

Is true bhai

 

[Deleted member 4645]

 

[Deleted member 3702]

Will read in 2021