HOLY SHIT GTFIH - crisick just made HISTORY

[retrudedmaxilla]

reports have just came in that the first mission to mars has been a success, spearheaded by none other than lookmaxxes own Cris Natase!

look at this incredible picture featuring @averagejoe

 

[Deleted member 23558]

i thought they created the first inter galactic railway on his midface and was excited wtf is this shit

 

[retrudedmaxilla]

How can you compete with Crisick?

Reminder he has:

-8 million in assests, 2 million in hard cash in his bank
- slaycount of 300+ (all instagram models)
- Owns a 2.5km vineyard in the deep south of france (netting him 200k a year)
- owner of 9 properties
- 8/10 PSL
- Literally melts women's brains with his eyes
- 8 inch dick
- 130 IQ (tested, wesleys)
- 6'4

and now the first man on Mars.

 

[retrudedmaxilla]

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