Holy shit I might just have the greatest comeback of all time

[zascend8]

If you saw one of my previous threads you will know I was rejected to homecoming by an obese slob who is by far the worst looking in her friend group due to hypergamous circumstances

But my friend heard wind of this and told his girl friend about it who started to ask her friends if anyone would be interested in going with me (she goes to a different school about an hour away)

Today at lunch he informed me that he might’ve found a girl to my surprise as I was not aware of his plan yet, was she chubby? Yes but I was willing to take anything as I just want a girl to go with (white required)

But he just told me the best news of my life as an absolutely beautiful women said it was mid likely a yes to go with me. This girl is not only skinny, not only white, not only blonde but stunning as well

This news will totally devastate the hypergamous foid that I asked previously AS A FRIEND, and is total life fuel

From one suicidal man to another, delay that shit a week for me
@Heartache @Tesarossa @commander.is.ur.co @mexicanmogg8r @iblamesociety0967

 

[Tesarossa]

You fat son of a bitch

I’m proud of you

 

[truedexy]

Mirin bro make sure to use protection after homecoming otherwise you’ll get an std cause she’s definitely an escort your friends hired to make you feel good about yourself

 

[zascend8]

You fat son of a bitch

I’m proud of you

I’m not fat I promise

 

[zascend8]

Mirin bro make sure to use protection after homecoming otherwise you’ll get an std cause she’s definitely an escort your friends hired to make you feel good about yourself

Mirin the possibility

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

If you saw one of my previous threads you will know I was rejected to homecoming by an obese slob who is by far the worst looking in her friend group due to hypergamous circumstances

But my friend heard wind of this and told his girl friend about it who started to ask her friends if anyone would be interested in going with me (she goes to a different school about an hour away)

Today at lunch he informed me that he might’ve found a girl to my surprise as I was not aware of his plan yet, was she chubby? Yes but I was willing to take anything as I just want a girl to go with (white required)

But he just told me the best news of my life as an absolutely beautiful women said it was mid likely a yes to go with me. This girl is not only skinny, not only white, not only blonde but stunning as well

This news will totally devastate the hypergamous foid that I asked previously AS A FRIEND, and is total life fuel

From one suicidal man to another, delay that shit a week for me
@Heartache @Tesarossa @commander.is.ur.co @mexicanmogg8r @iblamesociety0967

why is this so peak

 

[DeborahAnnWollFARTS]