Holy shit I was genuinely lucky today

[Gengar]

I was walking home earlier and suddenly a bird overhead took a massive dump and it just happened a few centimeters away from me. Had I been closer to it then I would have been drenched in bird shit. I am glad it didn't get on me because it could have been all over my head. Thank God.

 

[Petsmart]

Thank god the bird shat near him not on him

 

[RecessedCels]

Government drone targeting you for being ethnic

 

[TheBlackpilledOne]

The bird shit pill is too brutal

 

[Gengar]

Thank god the bird shat near him not on him

Yes exactly. I have germophobia so it could have been really bad.

 

[Deleted member 152248]

bird shit pill ruined me

 

[imontheloose]

You're welcome.

 

[Gengar]

Government drone targeting you for being ethnic

I was like six cops outside stopping ethnics' cars. Lol. You might be right.

 

[Gengar]

The bird shit pill is too brutal

bird shit pill ruined me

Yep. Especially if you have germophobia like me.

 

[ihateexplaining]

im happy for you bro way to dodge, give me a rep for my kindness.

 

[Gengar]

You're welcome.

Astagfirullah!!!!! I am not doing any shirk.

 

[Gengar]

im happy for you bro way to dodge, give me a rep for my kindness.

I didn't need to dodge it. That's the best part.

Enjoy your rep.

 

[imontheloose]

Astagfirullah!!!!! I am not doing any shirk.

Shirkmax ASAP, son. For I, Sir. imontheloose, am here with Gabriel's true final coming. I was testing you with Mo. I am now here. In the flesh. I demand @heightmaxxing's head to be severed off and served to me as a pleasure toy.

Cheerio!

 

[TheBlackpilledOne]

Astagfirullah!!!!! I am not doing any shirk.

Cope

 

[Cats]

I didn't need to dodge it. That's the best part.

Enjoy your rep.

Typical @Gengar W

 

[eternalcoper]

The gengar best moderator aura shifted the bird shit away from you.

 

[sub5outsider]

that was targeted shot at you by the goverment since we know pigeons are not real

 

[truthhurts]

I was walking home earlier and suddenly a bird overhead took a massive dump and it just happened a few centimeters away from me. Had I been closer to it then I would have been drenched in bird shit. I am glad it didn't get on me because it could have been all over my head. Thank God.

Do you think Bird leader kalligula was behind this monstrous attack ?

 

[New Poster]

Sounds like something that would happen to the Brutalist

 

[Vincent Freeman]

literally a shit thread