
antiantifa
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All my life I've been a retard, I always avoided cameras cause I knew they'd make me look retarded, especially at my height. Cameras always fuck up your face in weird ways, pictures are never representation of real life. But I just read a guide on how to properly take selfies and it's been enlightening. The difference is so dramatic it's retarded, all foids in the world have been secretly practicing the art of manipulating angles and lighting to make themselves look better, it's about time guys did the same shit.
So try this as a simple way to see how much potential there is in making good selfies: Take a simple selfie where your hand holding the camera is in front of you, in between your eyes at eye-level. Make sure your face is exactly in the middle of the camera shot. Now take the selfie and look at how it looks absolute trash, you'll look like a distorted mongoloid from another fucking dimension.
Now raise your camera just above your head, rotate your camera in such a way to make your head as far up and right as possible on the camera shot, push your chin out and squint with your lower eyes a little. Take the selfie. Voila, you'll look way better in your selfies. At least 2 PSL addition. Now imagine perfecting this shit, how much potential is there? Do you now see why foids take selfies for hours everyday? It's a fucking art, even if it's fake, it's goddamn art.
Now add some fucking filters and that's probably easy 4 PSL addition to your average retarded selfie(which is about 2 PSL less than you IRL).
Cameras distort your face, instead of letting the distortions make you ugly, use the distortions to make yourself look better. If foids do it, so will I.
So try this as a simple way to see how much potential there is in making good selfies: Take a simple selfie where your hand holding the camera is in front of you, in between your eyes at eye-level. Make sure your face is exactly in the middle of the camera shot. Now take the selfie and look at how it looks absolute trash, you'll look like a distorted mongoloid from another fucking dimension.
Now raise your camera just above your head, rotate your camera in such a way to make your head as far up and right as possible on the camera shot, push your chin out and squint with your lower eyes a little. Take the selfie. Voila, you'll look way better in your selfies. At least 2 PSL addition. Now imagine perfecting this shit, how much potential is there? Do you now see why foids take selfies for hours everyday? It's a fucking art, even if it's fake, it's goddamn art.
Now add some fucking filters and that's probably easy 4 PSL addition to your average retarded selfie(which is about 2 PSL less than you IRL).
Cameras distort your face, instead of letting the distortions make you ugly, use the distortions to make yourself look better. If foids do it, so will I.