HOLYYYYY FUCK I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU

[Chad69]

My youngest boss (probably 25yo) came to me and told me that today will come 2 models at the beach and that one is a famous singer
WHEN THEY CAME MY FUCKING JAW DROPPED
HOLY FUCKING JESUSSSSS
LEGIT 6.5PSL GIGASTACYES
HOLY FUCKING HELL
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A BEAUTY IN REAL LIFE
MY BOSS GAVE THEM 2 DECKCHAIRS AND WHEN THEY WENT FOR A SWIM HE TOLD ME TO GIVE THEM AN UMBRELLA FOR FREE
WHEN THEY CAME BACK FROM SWIMMING MY BOSS TOLD ME TO OFFER THEM DRINKS FROM HIM AND THEY ORDERED 2 COCKTAILS
THEN WHEN I GAVE THEM COCKTAILS THEY SAID:THANK YOU AND ONE GIRL ASKED ME IF I CAN PUT HER PHONE ON THE CHARGER AND I DID,AND LATER THEY TOLD ME THAT I CAN HAVE ONE FREE DRINK FROM THEM
HOLLYYYYY JESUSSSSS

 

[Chad69]

I want to ask them out for their Instagram but they are probably 20

 

[Chad69]

Pls help

 

[Deleted member 2403]

I hate women

 

[Chad69]

do u meet gigastacies everyday op? UwU

Nah

 

[Deleted member 13226]

I hate women

 

[Chad69]

Bump

 

[Adriana Lima]

funny how the universe conspires to place stacies into chads life

 

[Deleted member 4430]

pics or larp, you schizo drug dealer patient

 

[Jagged0]

ask one for their number

 

[Chad69]

ask one for their number

Nah they are way older than me
They are like 20

 

[Jagged0]

Nah they are way older than me
They are like 20

High Inhib. low inhib 16 year old chads would slay

 

[bwrauycnee]

Did they give you any IOIs?

 

[Deleted member 13495]

if u werent aspie u probs could slay them