homeless guy wanted to give me head after i got him food

[LettersfromAgartha]

I asked a homeless guy for a cigarette but he only had one so he tried offering me meth. Then he wanted money so he can get a drink so i walked with him to the nearest liquor store. However, almost every street we crossed; he would ask to borrow my lighter so he can hit his meth pipe. he waited outside as i got him a danish and a bottle of milk. When i got him his shit, he asked me "what do you call someone you have fun with?" and i said "friends with benefits". He then asked me if i got any bitches for him that'll let him crack of course i told him no because not even i got bitches that'll let me crack and im not even homeless. Anyway eventually he kept doing this gesture where hes stroking the air and i thought he wanted my lighter to hit his pipe until i got the que that he wanted to suck my dick. I felt uncomfortable because he was an overweight 30 year old mexican so i did an irish goodbye and walked home.

 

[getratioedbozo]

Such a sensitive young soul

 

[loxin]

nigga wtf

 

[quan1]

missed opportunity

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

Such a sensitive young soul

he was surprised i got him food. I even let him keep my lighter.

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

missed opportunity

FUCK no i got a pocket pussy at home

 

[getratioedbozo]

he was surprised i got him food. I even let him keep my lighter.

Let him in (inside ur house i mean)

 

[quan1]

FUCK no i got a pocket pussy at home

slide me it

 

[A_H0T_Wombat]

Mexicans try not to be gay challenge : impossible

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

slide me it

it lowkey smells nasty bro i dont wash it

 

[quan1]

it lowkey smells nasty bro i dont wash it

even better

 

[romanstock]

FUCK no i got a pocket pussy at home

donate it to him

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

donate it to him

He didnt even wanted a blowjob, he wanted to give ME one.

he needs my pocket pussy more than me. i got a clean right hand and the internet.

 

[asymmetricalMoid]

How old r u

 

[Number1Greycel]

I asked a homeless guy for a cigarette but he only had one so he tried offering me meth. Then he wanted money so he can get a drink so i walked with him to the nearest liquor store. However, almost every street we crossed; he would ask to borrow my lighter so he can hit his meth pipe. he waited outside as i got him a danish and a bottle of milk. When i got him his shit, he asked me "what do you call someone you have fun with?" and i said "friends with benefits". He then asked me if i got any bitches for him that'll let him crack of course i told him no because not even i got bitches that'll let me crack and im not even homeless. Anyway eventually he kept doing this gesture where hes stroking the air and i thought he wanted my lighter to hit his pipe until i got the que that he wanted to suck my dick. I felt uncomfortable because he was an overweight 30 year old mexican so i did an irish goodbye and walked home.

Where was this just so i know
to stay away from him…

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I asked a homeless guy for a cigarette but he only had one so he tried offering me meth. Then he wanted money so he can get a drink so i walked with him to the nearest liquor store. However, almost every street we crossed; he would ask to borrow my lighter so he can hit his meth pipe. he waited outside as i got him a danish and a bottle of milk. When i got him his shit, he asked me "what do you call someone you have fun with?" and i said "friends with benefits". He then asked me if i got any bitches for him that'll let him crack of course i told him no because not even i got bitches that'll let me crack and im not even homeless. Anyway eventually he kept doing this gesture where hes stroking the air and i thought he wanted my lighter to hit his pipe until i got the que that he wanted to suck my dick. I felt uncomfortable because he was an overweight 30 year old mexican so i did an irish goodbye and walked home.

You're a fag.

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

You're a fag.

im a fag for refusing a blowjob from a 30 year old homeless fat mexican methhead?

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

Where was this just so i know
to stay away from him…

come to la

 

[autistic.goblin]

Mirin that homeless rizz

 

[Whiteboard7]

I asked a homeless guy for a cigarette but he only had one so he tried offering me meth. Then he wanted money so he can get a drink so i walked with him to the nearest liquor store. However, almost every street we crossed; he would ask to borrow my lighter so he can hit his meth pipe. he waited outside as i got him a danish and a bottle of milk. When i got him his shit, he asked me "what do you call someone you have fun with?" and i said "friends with benefits". He then asked me if i got any bitches for him that'll let him crack of course i told him no because not even i got bitches that'll let me crack and im not even homeless. Anyway eventually he kept doing this gesture where hes stroking the air and i thought he wanted my lighter to hit his pipe until i got the que that he wanted to suck my dick. I felt uncomfortable because he was an overweight 30 year old mexican so i did an irish goodbye and walked home.

Sorry that happened boss

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

Sorry that happened boss

its whatever. life brings alot of absurd situations

 

[Lefty Rankin]

im a fag for refusing a blowjob from a 30 year old homeless fat mexican methhead?

Your a fag because you said you denied him because he's fat and old or something, not because he's a male. Quit trying to twist meaning you stupid mother fucker.

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

Your a fag because you said you denied him because he's fat and old or something, not because he's a male. Quit trying to twist meaning you stupid mother fucker.

yea if it was a young hot anoxeric homeless methhead girl, i wouldn't walked away you nigger

 

[Lefty Rankin]

yea if it was a young hot anoxeric homeless methhead girl, i wouldn't walked away you nigger

As long as you're not gay.

Anyways, meth makes vaginas and skin in general smell so rancid.

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

As long as you're not gay.

Anyways, meth makes vaginas and skin in general smell so rancid.

im aware, ive done it before. its got a distinct smell