Homeless man tried to put me on with a girl

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I’m homies w this homeless guy He’s really cool. I usually buy a mchicken for him at mcdonalds, and I told him I was single before, so today he saw girls ordering food and
he approached the prettiest girl and told her “ Excuse me, my nephew here said you’re really beautiful “

I immediately started laughing the girl started smiling
then he told me goodluck nephew and went on his way.
I never did a move on this girl cuz I don’t really care about a gf I already have ton of escorts

W homeless guy
 
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Sigma
 
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I'll take things that didn't happen for 400 alex
 
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W but imagine paying for escorts instead of taking an opportunity for free sex
 
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Based. Both you and the homeless guy
 
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W but imagine paying for escorts instead of taking an opportunity for free sex
free sex also comes with responsibilities of having a girlfriend
an escort is fuck and dip, a girlfriend isn't
 
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Once, when I jogged a downtown area, ugh, it was my thing for a few months, a homeless guy asked me what DC stood for. I told him District of Columbus. He reacted with suspicion and said, "I don't know about that. Maybe."

I replied, "And this is why you're homeless."
 
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Bump
 
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free sex also comes with responsibilities of having a girlfriend
an escort is fuck and dip, a girlfriend isn't
idk but escorts are expensive imo ive spent like 1k in one night fucking them plus i feel like ive achieved more when i fuck a normal girl when its a hooker i just feel depressed
 
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w manz
 
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