Homeless man tried to put me on with a girl

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

I’m homies w this homeless guy He’s really cool. I usually buy a mchicken for him at mcdonalds, and I told him I was single before, so today he saw girls ordering food and
he approached the prettiest girl and told her “ Excuse me, my nephew here said you’re really beautiful “

I immediately started laughing the girl started smiling
then he told me goodluck nephew and went on his way.
I never did a move on this girl cuz I don’t really care about a gf I already have ton of escorts

W homeless guy

 

[FutureER]

Sigma

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

bump

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

bump

 

[FastBananaCEO]

I'll take things that didn't happen for 400 alex

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

I'll take things that didn't happen for 400 alex

what’s so unrealistic abt it

 

[mtbsmasher]

W but imagine paying for escorts instead of taking an opportunity for free sex

 

[overtier1011]

Based. Both you and the homeless guy

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

W but imagine paying for escorts instead of taking an opportunity for free sex

free sex also comes with responsibilities of having a girlfriend
an escort is fuck and dip, a girlfriend isn't

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Once, when I jogged a downtown area, ugh, it was my thing for a few months, a homeless guy asked me what DC stood for. I told him District of Columbus. He reacted with suspicion and said, "I don't know about that. Maybe."

I replied, "And this is why you're homeless."

 

[KKKuroiso]

Bump

 

[mtbsmasher]

free sex also comes with responsibilities of having a girlfriend
an escort is fuck and dip, a girlfriend isn't

idk but escorts are expensive imo ive spent like 1k in one night fucking them plus i feel like ive achieved more when i fuck a normal girl when its a hooker i just feel depressed

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Based. Both you and the homeless guy

 

[Nodesbitch]

w manz