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Me and 2 of my friends planned to steal a homeless mans car. It was a beatup BMW that has seen better days. We wanted to take its tires and make something with them. The owner was this homeless junkie that was always sleeping so tight he got the nickname Stefan the dead. We tried getting in, breaking the windows to no avail. At one point we get tired and just go directly to him to ask for it. We try to wake him up for about 2 hours, blasting ear rape in his ear, shaking him violently what not. After essentially forever, he finally woke up and asked him for the keys. I kid you not this retard said he hasnt seen his keys in 8 months and thats why he hasnt been using the car. We ended up just taking the tires.
 
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Me and 2 of my friends planned to steal a homeless mans car. It was a beatup BMW that has seen better days. We wanted to take its tires and make something with them. The owner was this homeless junkie that was always sleeping so tight he got the nickname Stefan the dead. We tried getting in, breaking the windows to no avail. At one point we get tired and just go directly to him to ask for it. We try to wake him up for about 2 hours, blasting ear rape in his ear, shaking him violently what not. After essentially forever, he finally woke up and asked him for the keys. I kid you not this retard said he hasnt seen his keys in 8 months and thats why he hasnt been using the car. We ended up just taking the tires.
this is just too stupid to be larp 😂😂
 
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Yes. I could be larping about slaying every stacy in my school, winning the lottery or having a 30 incher but id rsther larp about robbing a junkie of his tires.
 
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Me and 2 of my friends planned to steal a homeless mans car. It was a beatup BMW that has seen better days. We wanted to take its tires and make something with them. The owner was this homeless junkie that was always sleeping so tight he got the nickname Stefan the dead. We tried getting in, breaking the windows to no avail. At one point we get tired and just go directly to him to ask for it. We try to wake him up for about 2 hours, blasting ear rape in his ear, shaking him violently what not. After essentially forever, he finally woke up and asked him for the keys. I kid you not this retard said he hasnt seen his keys in 8 months and thats why he hasnt been using the car. We ended up just taking the tires.
larp and retarded faggot
 
larp and retarded faggot
You are a cancer patient. I hope your ass hairs fall out with chemo and every nigger that wants to rape you doesnt have to bother witj your anal hairs.
 
You are a cancer patient. I hope your ass hairs fall out with chemo and every nigger that wants to rape you doesnt have to bother witj your anal hairs.
"I am so edgy I guess I am a sadist"
 
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