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At around 8:30, my friend and I took 80mg of Furosemide to debloat a little. An hour later, around 9:30, we popped our main stack of 400mg pregabalin, 20mg baclofen, and 200mg caffeine.
We got an Uber to the club, which was completely dead when we first walked in. However, there was one girl dancing like crazy. While she wasn't exactly my type, her body was insane. After dancing near her for a little bit, I walked up and said my opening line, telling her I needed whatever the fuck she was on.
She laughed and told me she doesn't really drink and only smokes. We started talking, and it turned out she was a 27 year old elementary school teacher living in the country of Georgia. When she asked how old I was, I knew I had to play it smooth as a 19 year old, so I just smiled, laughed, and told her I was old enough. She kept pressing for an answer, so I lied and told her I was 24. She laughed at my response, so she definitely knew I was lying, but the vibe was locked in anyway.
We started dancing together, and she immediately began twerking on me. I dropped my signature line, telling her I don't make the first move on girls in the club, and right then, we started making out while her friend took a photo of us.
I asked her if she wanted to go downstairs where there was a couch area. She agreed, and after going though the boring small talk, we started hooking up.
She climbed on top of me and started grinding, which made me joke about how I was going to snitch to her boss. As we kept making out, she started rubbing it through my pants. I told her to go under, but she hit me with the excuse of not in public. I suggested moving to the bathroom, but she claimed it was too dirty, offering instead that we go back to her hotel room afterward. However, I couldn’t leave my friend stranded since he was sleeping over at my house. Once I realized the situation wouldn't escalate past making out, I told her we should go back upstairs to dance. I used the excuse of needing to find my friend, and we officially dipped from the venue at 2:00 AM because the crowd was getting smaller.
We didn't want to end the night early, so we got an Uber to another bar, which was absolutely packed. We approached 2 girls and started talking, but they turned out to be incredibly boring. Long story short, one was into my friend and the other was into me, but they had to head out, so we exchanged socials. Because my Instagram is currently banned, I had to rely strictly on Snapchat and phone numbers.
We then took a lap around the bar. As I was walking, a girl standing directly in front of me locked eyes, stared me down, and gave me a massive smile, giving me the most clear IOI imaginable. I walked straight up to her, wrapped my arm around her waist, and told her she was cute. We talked for maybe a minute, and her body language was screaming that she wanted to be kissed. I dropped my classic line again, and she smirked, asking if she should be the one to make the first move. I told her to go for it if she wanted to, and we immediately started making out.
Right then, my friend walked up to me with another girl, and it turned out these two girls were best friends. My friend officially got his first ever hookup, and I am so glad I managed to capture the entire monumental moment on video. I told my girl we should find somewhere more private, so we snuck into a couch area where she climbed on top of me and started grinding while we made out. Mid session, she paused to tell me she doesn't do one night stands, to which I just smiled, laughed, and told her not to worry because this could easily be a 2 night stand instead.
(Photo of my friend getting with his girl next to us)
She asked if my friend and I wanted to go on a double date with them the following night, and I told her I was down. We got up from the couches, and she took us over to introduce us to the rest of her friend group, which consisted of three girls and one guy. I said hello to all the girls and then walked up to the guy to greet him. He was sitting there looking like an absolute clown with his arms and legs completely spread out trying to project dominance.
I extended my hand for a handshake, and he hit me with a negative facial and body language, completely rejecting it. I immediately grilled him in front of everyone, asking what the fuck was wrong with him, if he was retarded, telling him he wasn't tough, and told him to shake my hand like a man. He snapped, grabbed me tightly by the neck, and threatened that if I hurt his girl best friend, he would make sure to hurt me. I stared right back and told him I wasn't remotely scared of him and that I am not the type of person to hurt girls anyway.
Right after this, the two girls my friend and I were just getting with claimed they needed to go to the restroom. Five minutes passed and nothing happened, during which time we were just making casual small talk with their other friends, who actually seemed pretty chill at the moment. I happened to look over to my right, and I saw both of the girls making out with completely different guys at the bar.
I burst out laughing and told my friend we needed to go confront them. I walked straight up to the girl I had been with and said in a laughing manner, "nice one." I turned to the new guy she was with and informed him that he was just one of who knows how many guys she'd been with tonight, and that she was a dirty whore. I walked away and asked my friend if he had confronted his girl yet. He admitted he didn't know how or what to say, so I told him the rundown, and he went back and confronted.
To wrap it all up, we walked back over to their friend group, and I looked the guy dead in the eyes and stated that his friends are whores and they belong to the streets. It probably wasn't the most diplomatic thing to say, but I was just speaking the truth. He finally stood up, grabbed me by the neck a second time, which proves this tough mafia boss must have a serious neck fetish, and brought up his fist like he was going to punch me.
I stared him down and told him to go ahead and punch me, knowing damn well he was a pussy who wouldn't actually commit to it. I was completely right, as he kept his hands aggressively on my neck but never threw the punch, choosing instead to desperately defend the honor of girls. He told me to step outside, and I responded that if he wanted to fight, he should at least make it a fair fight when I am not actively high on drugs. He lifted his fist again, and I told him flat out that if he lays a single finger on me, it wasn’t going to end well for him.
Security rushed in to break up the problem. I told security everything was completely fine, and though they initially tried to kick me out, I explained the story. The security guard chuckled and told me I was completely in the right. However, he was still trying to kick me out as it's his job. The bar closed since it was 5:00 AM at this point, so we caught an Uber back to my house.
Afterward, the whore from the bar accepted the Snap request from earlier, since she had grabbed my phone and added herself during the night. She sent a message apologizing and admitting she was completely in the wrong. I told her I honestly don't care because I'm just trying to have fun while on vacation and I'm not out here looking for a girlfriend. We are still planning to run a two man with them, but the exact logistics are still to be determined.
We got an Uber to the club, which was completely dead when we first walked in. However, there was one girl dancing like crazy. While she wasn't exactly my type, her body was insane. After dancing near her for a little bit, I walked up and said my opening line, telling her I needed whatever the fuck she was on.
She laughed and told me she doesn't really drink and only smokes. We started talking, and it turned out she was a 27 year old elementary school teacher living in the country of Georgia. When she asked how old I was, I knew I had to play it smooth as a 19 year old, so I just smiled, laughed, and told her I was old enough. She kept pressing for an answer, so I lied and told her I was 24. She laughed at my response, so she definitely knew I was lying, but the vibe was locked in anyway.
We started dancing together, and she immediately began twerking on me. I dropped my signature line, telling her I don't make the first move on girls in the club, and right then, we started making out while her friend took a photo of us.
I asked her if she wanted to go downstairs where there was a couch area. She agreed, and after going though the boring small talk, we started hooking up.
She climbed on top of me and started grinding, which made me joke about how I was going to snitch to her boss. As we kept making out, she started rubbing it through my pants. I told her to go under, but she hit me with the excuse of not in public. I suggested moving to the bathroom, but she claimed it was too dirty, offering instead that we go back to her hotel room afterward. However, I couldn’t leave my friend stranded since he was sleeping over at my house. Once I realized the situation wouldn't escalate past making out, I told her we should go back upstairs to dance. I used the excuse of needing to find my friend, and we officially dipped from the venue at 2:00 AM because the crowd was getting smaller.
We didn't want to end the night early, so we got an Uber to another bar, which was absolutely packed. We approached 2 girls and started talking, but they turned out to be incredibly boring. Long story short, one was into my friend and the other was into me, but they had to head out, so we exchanged socials. Because my Instagram is currently banned, I had to rely strictly on Snapchat and phone numbers.
We then took a lap around the bar. As I was walking, a girl standing directly in front of me locked eyes, stared me down, and gave me a massive smile, giving me the most clear IOI imaginable. I walked straight up to her, wrapped my arm around her waist, and told her she was cute. We talked for maybe a minute, and her body language was screaming that she wanted to be kissed. I dropped my classic line again, and she smirked, asking if she should be the one to make the first move. I told her to go for it if she wanted to, and we immediately started making out.
Right then, my friend walked up to me with another girl, and it turned out these two girls were best friends. My friend officially got his first ever hookup, and I am so glad I managed to capture the entire monumental moment on video. I told my girl we should find somewhere more private, so we snuck into a couch area where she climbed on top of me and started grinding while we made out. Mid session, she paused to tell me she doesn't do one night stands, to which I just smiled, laughed, and told her not to worry because this could easily be a 2 night stand instead.
(Photo of my friend getting with his girl next to us)
She asked if my friend and I wanted to go on a double date with them the following night, and I told her I was down. We got up from the couches, and she took us over to introduce us to the rest of her friend group, which consisted of three girls and one guy. I said hello to all the girls and then walked up to the guy to greet him. He was sitting there looking like an absolute clown with his arms and legs completely spread out trying to project dominance.
I extended my hand for a handshake, and he hit me with a negative facial and body language, completely rejecting it. I immediately grilled him in front of everyone, asking what the fuck was wrong with him, if he was retarded, telling him he wasn't tough, and told him to shake my hand like a man. He snapped, grabbed me tightly by the neck, and threatened that if I hurt his girl best friend, he would make sure to hurt me. I stared right back and told him I wasn't remotely scared of him and that I am not the type of person to hurt girls anyway.
Right after this, the two girls my friend and I were just getting with claimed they needed to go to the restroom. Five minutes passed and nothing happened, during which time we were just making casual small talk with their other friends, who actually seemed pretty chill at the moment. I happened to look over to my right, and I saw both of the girls making out with completely different guys at the bar.
I burst out laughing and told my friend we needed to go confront them. I walked straight up to the girl I had been with and said in a laughing manner, "nice one." I turned to the new guy she was with and informed him that he was just one of who knows how many guys she'd been with tonight, and that she was a dirty whore. I walked away and asked my friend if he had confronted his girl yet. He admitted he didn't know how or what to say, so I told him the rundown, and he went back and confronted.
To wrap it all up, we walked back over to their friend group, and I looked the guy dead in the eyes and stated that his friends are whores and they belong to the streets. It probably wasn't the most diplomatic thing to say, but I was just speaking the truth. He finally stood up, grabbed me by the neck a second time, which proves this tough mafia boss must have a serious neck fetish, and brought up his fist like he was going to punch me.
I stared him down and told him to go ahead and punch me, knowing damn well he was a pussy who wouldn't actually commit to it. I was completely right, as he kept his hands aggressively on my neck but never threw the punch, choosing instead to desperately defend the honor of girls. He told me to step outside, and I responded that if he wanted to fight, he should at least make it a fair fight when I am not actively high on drugs. He lifted his fist again, and I told him flat out that if he lays a single finger on me, it wasn’t going to end well for him.
Security rushed in to break up the problem. I told security everything was completely fine, and though they initially tried to kick me out, I explained the story. The security guard chuckled and told me I was completely in the right. However, he was still trying to kick me out as it's his job. The bar closed since it was 5:00 AM at this point, so we caught an Uber back to my house.
Afterward, the whore from the bar accepted the Snap request from earlier, since she had grabbed my phone and added herself during the night. She sent a message apologizing and admitting she was completely in the wrong. I told her I honestly don't care because I'm just trying to have fun while on vacation and I'm not out here looking for a girlfriend. We are still planning to run a two man with them, but the exact logistics are still to be determined.
