Hooker before uni?

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Im going to be 21 for next years uni. Do I get a prostitute beforehand or no? Might take some social awkwardness off idk tho

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Yes get a hooker, you need the experience
 
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yes escort is always a good investment
 
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AIDS
 
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There are a lot of free hookers at uni.
 
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21?

Can you not find a fat girl? It's gonna help your mind a lot more if you only have to lie about what she looked like, instead of lying about paying for it.
 
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First spend a few weeks going out & trying to hook up normally. If this fails then get an escort
 
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21?

Can you not find a fat girl? It's gonna help your mind a lot more if you only have to lie about what she looked like, instead of lying about paying for it.
I have never once tried tbh. I got really bad acne at 14 and that killed my entire self esteem that wasnt really good before hand. Before I got acne I got asked out like 2 times and 1 girl admitted she had a crush on me. I never accepted any offers cause I want interested at the time. Last time a girl was semi interested in me was 3 years ago
 
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the problem here is that you are non-NT. Ltn NT guys can have atleast one kiss at uni.

If you cant, try to get a hooker at 23/24 years old. If you do it now, I think you will regret it.
 
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You havent seen my face tho
I mean I look like shit and I have seen the most grotesque looking creatures have sex at uni. (Not litteraly) But yes there is no problem, but ofc you need to be a bit low inhib for it
 
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21?

Can you not find a fat girl? It's gonna help your mind a lot more if you only have to lie about what she looked like, instead of lying about paying for it.
Any girl in my town is out of the question. Its a pretty small town of like 15k people. Plus my parents are very religious so they would kill me. How do I go about getting aa girl from a city or something
 
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I mean I look like shit and I have seen the most grotesque looking creatures have sex at uni. (Not litteraly) But yes there is no problem, but ofc you need to be a bit low onhib for it
You 100% mog me
 
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You 100% mog me
I def don't, but the thing is that slays is for everyone. It's the ltr that is hard when you look shit, I never had a relationship
 
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I def don't, but the thing is that slays is for everyone. It's the ltr that is hard when you look shit, I never had a relationship
How did you get slays then
 
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Yes absolutely

Get used to it before you actually get laid
 
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Im going to be 21 for next years uni. Do I get a prostitute beforehand or no? Might take some social awkwardness off idk tho

@lurking truecel
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@cobicado901
OF course nigga
 
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Yes then dating apps can be hard for sure
I dont really have a friend group either, because I switched levels of school a lot so every time I would switch I would have to find new friends. And currently I have none
 
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I dont really have a friend group either, because I switched levels of school a lot so every time I would switch I would have to find new friends. And currently I have none
You have weed tho, that's an advantage to be low inhib and have a good date
 
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You have weed tho, that's an advantage to be low inhib and have a good date
What do you even talk about on a date, I feel like I would completely blank. Also can I see your face in pm? In very curious now
 
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What do you even talk about on a date, I feel like I would completely blank. Also can I see your face in pm? In very curious now
I look shit, and what you talk about is the least of the concerns. You just tell her some jokes and go for the kill after that
 
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one of my best friends in highschool took a hooker when he was 14

his dad booked her for him
 
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You go to them no?
depends, if she offer both incall and outcall that means she can come to you and you can go to her

if she only does incall that means you have to go to her house
 
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I look shit, and what you talk about is the least of the concerns. You just tell her some jokes and go for the kill after that
What jokes, I feel like I cant freely talk to someone unless I have known them for a decent amount of time
 
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depends, if they offer both incall and outcall that means she can come to you and you can go to her

if she only does incall that means you have to go to her house
Well Id have to go to them or maybe im a car idk if they do that tho
 
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one of my best friends in highschool took a hooker when he was 14

his dad booked her for him
here in brazil until a couple decades ago it was a tradition for fathers to book hookers for their sons when they become teenagers
 
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here in brazil until a couple decades ago it was a tradition for fathers to book hookers for their sons when they become teenagers
Here in the netherlands its most certainly not, and I live in a religious part of nl
 
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What jokes, I feel like I cant freely talk to someone unless I have known them for a decent amount of time
Yeah I mean social skills need to be practiced and you need to put yourself out there to practice it. I have said some really weird and stupid shit, but you learn from it
 
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