Hooker before uni?

[MoggerGaston]

so its average, thank you for agreeing with me bud

Yeah and then you refuse to talk about FACE which is more important.

And you also refuse to talk about the fact being dead-average isn't even enough in the modern world where HTNs are dumpster-diving for LTBs.

 

[cobicado901]

then why are you saying '6ft white guy' like it is somehow supposed to make you sexually attractive being dead-average?!

it does make you average, and the average guy can have sex.

if you were below-average it would be different.

as I said, you dont have to cry because you dont have the EDGE, you have to smile because you are not handicapped by important details

 

[Unhuman]

Im going to be 21 for next years uni. Do I get a prostitute beforehand or no? Might take some social awkwardness off idk tho

@lurking truecel
@notsocommonthumb
@Mess
@cobicado901
@Underdog9494

NO! You use your lack of sexual experience to your advantage.

Firstly, and the only step you need to listen to; choose the right woman to have sex with. Choose an HQNP woman who can be TRUSTED and has a prosocial personality.

Secondly, you lightly admit that you're a virgin through causal conversation before you have sex and use your vulnerability as a means to create a deep sense of intimacy with the person you are having sex with. Because you are vulnerable you want to develop an intimate connection before, during, and after the act to secure yourself over this perceived insecurity. You create this intimacy with your woman by deeply trying to understand how she feels within the sexual experience and FEEL it with her, you are trying to feel her internal state through the act of penetration. The act of foreplay is both of you trying to create this state of alignment, which is manifested by experimenting with sexual actions and mutually narrating the sexual experience by asking questions and explaining how certain things of the sexual act feel. You gradually increase the intensity of the sexual acts whilst also co-narrating the experience until you both climax.

This advice only works if you want to LTR a woman instead of STR.

You're also going to feel ashamed and gross inside when you have sex with that prostitute.

P.S. Anyway, this post is tales from a random basement schizophrenic on an obscure internet forum for sexually frustrated chuds.

 

[Unhuman]

@BimaxLaser im guessing you're not a virgin then.

 

[BimaxLaser]

@BimaxLaser im guessing you're not a virgin then.

I am?

 

[Unhuman]

I am?

why do you hmmm my posts then?

 

[cobicado901]

being dead-average isn't even enough in the modern world where HTNs are dumpster-diving for LTBs.

Bruh. Yeah ok 60% of Netherlands is incel then.

 

[MoggerGaston]

the average guy can have sex.

 

[BimaxLaser]

why do you hmmm my posts then?

Cause i dont fully agree

 

[MoggerGaston]

Bruh. Yeah ok 60% of Netherlands is incel then.

95%

 

[Underdog9494]

Idk, why did you tag me expecting like i know anything about sex

 

[BimaxLaser]

Bruh. Yeah ok 60% of Netherlands is incel then.

Nah its lower for sure. Its just that those traits Arent enough to compensate. Especially when half the male population has then

 

[cobicado901]

this is an extreme cope

imagine if:
25% is below average
50% is average
25% is above average

75% of Netherlands is TRAPPED ON INCELDOM BUD . Its over for dutch niggas, Sneijder chad is taking them ALL.

@BimaxLaser is average so he has to play with those cards and be grateful to not fall into the below average category. WE JUST HAS TO GO INTO UNI AND BE NORMAL

This is my last answer, im repeating myself over and over again and you DUTCH NIGGA REFUSE TO REP ME

sayonara, cobicado.

 

[BimaxLaser]

Idk, why did you tag me expecting like i know anything about sex

Even more reason why it might be interesting to read this thread

 

[BimaxLaser]

this is an extreme cope

imagine if:
25% is below average
50% is average
25% is above average

75% of Netherlands is TRAPPED ON INCELDOM BUD . Its over for dutch niggas, Sneijder chad is taking them ALL.

@BimaxLaser is average so he has to play with those cards and be grateful to not fall into the below average category. WE JUST HAS TO GO INTO UNI AND BE NORMAL

This is my last answer, im repeating myself over and over again and you DUTCH NIGGA REFUSE TO REP ME

sayonara, cobicado.

Im not average in other facets especially face and ntness

 

[Unhuman]

Cause i dont fully agree

Okay

 

[Underdog9494]

Even more reason why it might be interesting to read this thread

I'm not going to uni and im never getting a hooker and im 14

 

[MoggerGaston]

this is an extreme cope

imagine if:
25% is below average
50% is average
25% is above average

75% of Netherlands is TRAPPED ON INCELDOM BUD . Its over for dutch niggas, Sneijder chad is taking them ALL.

sneijder is subhuman.
but having millions and being one of the most well-known professional athletes from the netherlands is worth something.

@BimaxLaser is average so he has to play with those cards and be grateful to not fall into the below average category. WE JUST HAS TO GO INTO UNI AND BE NORMAL

This is my last answer, im repeating myself over and over again and you DUTCH NIGGA REFUSE TO REP ME

sayonara, cobicado.

95% inceldom in netherlands

its over

 

[cobicado901]

sneijder is subhuman.
but having millions and being of the most well-known professional athletes from the netherlands is worth something.

brother you have to be autistic asf, i just picked a random name
But Yeah, he was so good in 2010. I love Dutch athletes tbh.

95% inceldom in netherlands

its over

 

[MoggerGaston]

brother you have to be autistic asf, i just picked a random name
But Yeah, he was so good in 2010. I love Dutch athletes tbh.

heres your rep