Horny gooners you can thank me later.

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figured i'd make another gooner post since its been too long.
 
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@Volksstaffel you can finally realistically goon to Ana.
 
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Yeah, I'll just have a regular old wank lad.

P.S This bitch is freaking me out
 
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Nigga im not fucking mac and cheese
 
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she shouldve let the 12 year old fuck her
 
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I’d rather use a vibrator
 
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So you're telling me I can't teach girls how to masturbate without a license,

Society is doomed.
 
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Just buy an escort atp
 
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NoFap is Law
 
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Goon goyim. Goooon
 
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Yeah, I'll just have a regular old wank lad.

P.S This bitch is freaking me out
Bro holy fuck if this tweaker actually has a 12 year old client :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:

Someone revoke her sexology certification
 
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Just buy an escort atp
Glove + wrapped towel is practically free

Glove costs like 0.05 cents a pop :feelshmm:

I actually would totally try that if I wasn't on nofap

I might try it anyway

Edging on nofap = more powerful nofap :feelshmm:
 
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What the fuck is this 😭

Imagine making your child go see a "sexologist"
 
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Glove + wrapped towel is practically free

Glove costs like 0.05 cents a pop :feelshmm:

I actually would totally try that if I wasn't on nofap

I might try it anyway

Edging on nofap = more powerful nofap :feelshmm:
Bhai i tried it the gorilla grip is too strong u fail to pull it out and end up cumming inside but felt very good bhai i recommend the experienve
 
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Bhai i tried it the gorilla grip is too strong u fail to pull it out and end up cumming inside but felt very good bhai i recommend the experienve
Fuck this sounds kinda solid I wish I tried this after I splooged the other day and binged for a few days :dafuckfeels:
 
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I made it when i was 13 and got like a 7 second full body orgasm

Tried it a second time and it was just like my hand though
 
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I made it when i was 13 and got like a 7 second full body orgasm

Tried it a second time and it was just like my hand though
You have to make it each time

It loosens up after first

I wanna do this so bad but i know ill end up being a full on gooner and will get hooked to it so im refraining from this and continue nofap
 
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You have to make it each time

It loosens up after first

I wanna do this so bad but i know ill end up being a full on gooner and will get hooked to it so im refraining from this and continue nofap
I remade it bro.

Its not like I used the same cum crusted homemade pocket pussy twice
 
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You have to make it each time

It loosens up after first

I wanna do this so bad but i know ill end up being a full on gooner and will get hooked to it so im refraining from this and continue nofap
Just once bro, let's fuck the towel glove together and get back on track next day...
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I remade it bro.

Its not like I used the same cum crusted homemade pocket pussy twice
That's the problem

Women have cum crusted used pussies

It was just about to get realistic :feelshmm:
 
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I remade it bro.

Its not like I used the same cum crusted homemade pocket pussy twice

Just once bro, let's fuck the towel glove together and get back on track next day...
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You know what dude,

I recommend you to do it

If a guy goes to a gym for days and days, and he misses one day, will he lose all of his gains? No.

Also you're really curious and I'm pretty sure it will be a pretty good experience

If you live alone too parents won't be an issue so do it

I'ma just say do it, one time thing only, just to see what its like

I wanna do it so bad too but i know id get addicted since im on the autism spectrum and have an addictive personality

So do it and try it for me, and make a thread abt it and update us

Do it now actually im curious af
 
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This thread is the antithesis of locking in
 
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You know what dude,

I recommend you to do it

If a guy goes to a gym for days and days, and he misses one day, will he lose all of his gains? No.

Also you're really curious and I'm pretty sure it will be a pretty good experience

If you live alone too parents won't be an issue so do it

I'ma just say do it, one time thing only, just to see what its like

I wanna do it so bad too but i know id get addicted since im on the autism spectrum and have an addictive personality

So do it and try it for me, and make a thread abt it and update us

Do it now actually im curious af

Bro im the nofap guy! I can't :lul:

But I really want to... :dafuckfeels:
 
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Bro im the nofap guy! I can't :lul:

But I really want to... :dafuckfeels:
Bro try it for me as i can't

And just one time

Make a thread about it

Also do it right now im curious aff
 
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@gymcel64 put that fucking 'ugh' react away right fucking now not everyone has access to pussy like you you fucking fakecel.
@Gengar verban dit liegbeest sire.
 
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@gymcel64 put that fucking 'ugh' react away right fucking now not everyone has access to pussy like you you fucking fakecel.
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lol I don't have any access to pussy if you're that horny just use the hand+imagination combo it doesn't have to be that disgusting
 
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@Pento i'm tying my dick around your neck and hanging you if you dont take that 'ugh' away.
 
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arent these just things u cum in, like they usually dont offer any friction/feeling to ur dick
 
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Hitler wouldn't have approved this behaviour.
 
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Hitler wouldn't have approved this behaviour.
Hitler is long gone sadly and as long as i dont get a girl (which is most likely) i'm doomed to jerk forever.
 
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Hitler is long gone sadly and as long as i dont get a girl (which is most likely) i'm doomed to jerk forever.
Join the retainer club bro. You will get super powers.
 
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figured i'd make another gooner post since its been too long.

shes a fucking pedophile, "BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!"

Angry Jim Henson GIF by Muppet Wiki
 
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Method 666: Burn the witch!
 
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I made one with gloves and sponges last year it was nothing special tbh
 

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Isn’t a pussy toy $10?
 
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